Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

"Shazhu, f**k you, why are you hitting me?" Jia Dongxu said angrily.

"What the hell am I going to do if I hit you?" Shazhu sneered, "Do you really think you are the boss of the courtyard? You are not even as good as Zhao Xiyan..."

"Shazhu, I will fucking kill you."

What Jia Dongxu hates most in his life is that others compare him with Zhao Xiyan. Is Zhao Xiyan, a country bumpkin, worthy?

He said as he made a snowball and threw it.

Shazhu is so smart that he immediately hid behind Liu Guangqi.

"Hey, Jia Dongxu, who the hell are you hitting?" Liu Guangqi shouted angrily.

"What's the hell am I going to do if I hit you?"

Xu Damao chided, "You are not a good guy either. You threw dung balls all over the courtyard yesterday... It was Zhao Xiyan, that softie. If it were me, I would have told them to testify against you."

"Xu Damao, fuck your mother."

...

With Liu Guangqi joining in, the two brothers naturally had no choice but to do it.

I don't know if the aim is really that bad, or if these guys want to make things bigger.

After a while, the whole courtyard started fighting again.

But this time the camps were a little different. Yan Bugui and the three brothers of the Yan family actually belonged to two different camps.

...

At the gate of the west courtyard.

Zhao Xiyan hesitated for a moment, but finally did not go in. Instead, he squatted at the gate to watch the excitement.

"Be careful, it will hit you later..." Qin Huairu scolded.

"It's not a dung ball, what are you afraid of?" Zhao Xiyan didn't care, "Speaking of which... I think it's quite fun, I want to participate in one."

"Fun?"

Zhang Youyi sneered, "Didn't you notice that someone is missing?"

"Missing?"

Zhao Xiyan was startled and then yelled, "Close the door..."

It would be fine if it was someone else who was missing.

Now it's the brothers Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian who are missing. Their brains are like being sawed by a saw, and they are quite reckless. They are probably going to get dung balls.

As soon as the gate was closed, there was a roar in the yard.

"Liu Guangfu, I fuck your mother... why the hell are you going to make dung balls again?"

"Second Aunt, Third Uncle is greeting you." Xu Damao gloated.

"Yan Bugui, I fuck your wife, what the hell are you talking about?" Liu Haizhong shouted angrily.

"You dare to insult my wife? I'll fight you..."

Yan Bugui roared, "Yan Jiecheng, take your brother to dig a public toilet, and everyone will die."

"Don't..."

Yi Zhonghai was silent as soon as he uttered a word. About five seconds later, he roared, "Liu Guangfu, don't let me catch you... or I'll drown you in the dung pit."

...

The terrace on the second floor of the west courtyard.

"Too tragic." Zhao Xiyan sighed.

"Oh, they actually made a grenade launcher..." Wang Yinuo was surprised, "Very professional, but the power is a little weak."

"Go to hell."

Zhao Xiyan laughed and scolded, "Why don't you just get a mortar? A few rubber bands can beat people up, right?"

"Hey."

Wang Yinuo chuckled, "It's so stupid for them to fight each other like this. If they form a group of three and fight guerrilla warfare around the yard... How can those old guys be their opponents?"

"Don't give bad advice."

Zhao Xiyan pouted, "They are still fighting guerrilla warfare. Look at Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian's bodies... It's okay for them to stand there and throw bombs, but if they dare to run, they will be caught by Yi Zhonghai and others. "Stop, if they are not drowned in the cesspool, they will be strangled to death."

"Hmm."

Wang Yinuo was slightly stunned, then shook her head and said, "Then everyone is quite disciplined... But why does it feel not as smelly as yesterday?"

"Nervous."

Zhao Xiyan rolled her eyes at her, "We fought for so long yesterday, and probably used up all the stocks in the backyard toilet and the public toilet at the door... Didn't you see that they were fighting with dung balls and snowballs?"

"Hmm."

Wang Yinuo took a closer look and nodded, "You are actually suitable for joining the army... You are very smart and observant."

"I would like to go..."

Zhao Xiyan shook his head and didn't say anything more.

After fighting for more than an hour in the compound, it finally stopped.

After all, it hurts the same when a snowball hits a person, but it is less insulting. After all, when it hits a person, the other party will just curse at him at most.

Dung balls are different. If they hit the face, the person will scream.

Knock, knock, knock!

"Zhao Xiyan, come out..." Sha Zhu said in a muffled voice.

"No, unless you clean up the yard..." Zhang Youyi said disdainfully, "Otherwise, you can hold a meeting slowly."

Hearing this, Sha Zhu had no choice but to negotiate with Yi Zhonghai and the others again.

Everyone was helpless, after all, they were all participants in the war.

They didn't believe a single punctuation mark in the other party's words., in this courtyard, only Zhao Xiyan is a little more reliable.

So those who sweep the floor sweep the floor, those who boil water boil water, after all, it's a meeting, so you still have to clean yourself up, right?

West courtyard.

Study.

Wang Yinuo is eating lychees at this time. She can eat a lychee for a minute.

"No... don't be like this."

Zhao Xiyan couldn't help but complain, "If you want to eat, eat it well. Later, others will think that our lychees are stolen."

"Go to hell."

Wang Yinuo's pretty face blushed slightly, "How precious are these lychees? What's more... there are so many of us."

"Sister Nuonuo, you can eat it without worry."

Lou Xiao'e, who was biting a peach, joked, "Zhao Xiyan can get it... since you want to eat it, then eat enough at once."

"Yeah."

Wang Yinuo responded a little embarrassedly, and then turned his head to look at Zhao Xiyan lying in the firebox.

This guy eats and sleeps every day. Is there nothing else to do?

If Zhao Xiyan knew her thoughts, he would probably die of laughter.

You know that your "Jianghu Baixiaosheng" will be discontinued soon?

I don't know how long it has been.

"Xiyan, wake up... The old man is calling for a meeting again." Qin Huairu said in a delicate voice.

"Hmm."

Zhao Xiyan opened his eyes and sighed.

It's winter, you should hibernate.

Why are there so many things.

Compound.

Everyone had a few bruises, especially Shazhu, whose mouth was swollen like a sausage.

"Zhao Xiyan, we are willing to cease fire now..." Yi Zhonghai said seriously, "As a notary, you should make a rule."

"Stop making dung balls or snowballs together?" Zhao Xiyan asked curiously.

"Stop all of them."

Everyone shouted in unison.

Damn, I don't know which beast started to put stones in snowballs, and everyone followed suit.

"Then this is easy."

Zhao Xiyan said leisurely, "Everyone pays one dollar... Put it in the street office. If anyone starts a fight first, the one dollar will be confiscated and everyone will share it equally."

"This is good, this is good..."

Everyone cheered in unison.

"No, there are so many of us, each person can't get much money, right?" Xu Damao pouted.

"Who said that there is not much money? If you start a fight, you have to ask for help, right?" Zhao Xiyan chuckled, "The money of the helpers you asked will also be confiscated... Isn't this a lot of money?"

"Makes sense."

Everyone nodded vigorously.

If no one helps, see who dares to start first and who can't be beaten to death.