Sign in to cultivate immortality: Cannon fodder counterattacks with the help of your heart

Chapter 103 Turns out to be such a host



The system's announcement ended soon.

Lu Yuyan took a quick look and found that most of the items signed in this time were relatively special props.

At first glance, the Hunyuan Stone is a weapon refining material. The name sounds pretty cool, not bad.

Huh? There are actually magic techniques. Do you want me to practice magic? This technique is useless to me and is of no use at all.

"System, what is the Dream Orb? I have never heard of it." Lu Yuyan asked the system with a puzzled look on her face.

"Host, this is a prop that can create dreams for people. As for the content of the dream, it is up to the host to decide. This prop can be used on yourself or others."

The system explained truthfully.

"That's it." Lu Yuyan finally understood.

To put it bluntly, it is for creating dreams. It can be used to create sweet dreams or nightmares. Of course, it can also be used to experience the state of mind. It all depends on how it is used.

Hey, I actually got another prank card?

This thing is good. The last time I turned Luo Sitong into a Tao Tzu and Dugu Liang into a dog were very fun. It also achieved unexpected results. I didn't expect to see another one.

Seeing this trick card, Lu Yuyan suddenly thought of Dugu Mo who escaped with blood, and a hint of cunning flashed deep in her eyes, "Use the trick card, use it on Dugu Mo."

Brothers should share blessings and share hardships. The younger brother has turned into a dog, so the older brother should also turn into a dog, so no one can laugh at anyone.

The system was speechless for a while, but responded promptly: "Okay, host."

After a moment, the system said again: "Host, the trick card has been used on Dugu Mo."

Lu Yuyan pursed her lips and chuckled. The system was really fast, not bad, not bad.

She was not in a hurry to pay attention to the situation on Dugu Mo's side. Instead, continue reading to view the harvest.

Next, I gained one point each of luck points and potential points, which was pretty good.

"Everyone, what is the love line?" Lu Yuyan asked in confusion.

The name seems to be related to love. How did you come up with such a thing? Weird.

"Back to the host, this is a prop that can make people fall in love with you instantly. It can be used on yourself or on others."

After the system finished speaking, it chuckled again, and the smile was extremely obscene, "Host, if this prop is used properly, it can give the host an extra licking dog instantly. It is somewhat similar to the Thousand Nian Knot that the host originally signed up for."

Lu Yuyan had a black line on her head, "Why do you lick the dog but not the dog? Why do I need so many licks? I'm not Jiang Li?"

Then, her eyes moved to the next item.

Huh? Stinky pill? What is this? But the name seems to be used to tease people.

The system seemed to understand her question and explained: "This is a pill that can make people fart. Once used, they will fart non-stop. The power is comparable to the explosion of an atomic bomb. It will definitely stink for thousands of miles. The power is Invincible."

"Ha ha ha ha…"

When Lu Yuyan heard the system's explanation, she couldn't help but burst into laughter. She laughed so imagelessly that her branches trembled wildly.

The system is so interesting, there are really all kinds of weird things, but it’s more fun this way.

Seeing this stinky pill, Lu Yuyan instantly knew who to use it on, and it must be used on the heroine Jiang Li.

Especially when Jiang Li is dating the male protagonists in the harem, if she suddenly farts extremely smelly, those male protagonists will definitely look confused and doubt their life.

Oh, so fairies can fart too?

That scene made Lu Yuyan want to laugh just thinking about it. It was so funny.

The system looked at the host who was drinking alone and was speechless. He didn't expect that the host would be like this. This bad taste is really... too heavy.

"Everyone, do you know what Jiang Li is doing now?"

Lu Yuyan couldn't help but ask.

"I don't know." The system replied with a black face.

You know what the host wants to do without asking.

"Everyone, don't be like this. We both prosper and suffer. You know how much Jiang Li hates me. You don't want to see me being played to death by her. Check it out for me."

Lu Yuyan said pitifully.

"Don't let the host do this. It's Jiang Li who was almost killed now, okay?" The system didn't seem to buy it.

Lu Yuyan curled her lips, "Jiang Li wants to kill me in his dreams. What I do is called striking first. Is it self-protection?"

The system seemed to be persuaded by her and hesitated for a moment, then said: "Then let me check."

It’s agreed!

Lu Yuyan had a smile on her face, with a cunning flash in her eyes.

After a moment, the systematic voice sounded, "Jiang Li was affected by the battle between Dugu Liang and Dugu Mo. He was seriously injured and is currently recovering from his injuries in an unknown cave."

Lu Yuyan looked stunned, then nodded, "Are you injured? It's a good thing for me."

She originally wanted to see if Jiang Li was dating the male protagonist so that she could use the stench pill on her, but now she had no choice but to give up.

"Everything, please help me keep an eye on Jiang Li's movements, okay?"

Lu Yuyan said to the system with a flattering look on her face.

If plug-ins are not used, they can’t be wasted, right?

"Host, don't push yourself too far. It's a waste if you don't do business. You've made a good calculation."

The system's voice was full of sarcasm.

Lu Yuyan laughed dryly and said, "No matter what, I just think you are complimenting me."

She was very thick-skinned and didn't feel embarrassed at all.

"Ok."

The system was speechless for a while, and finally agreed.

What should I do if I encounter such a host? I can only help as much as possible.

Seeing that her goal was achieved, Lu Yuyan smiled.

Then, her gaze continued to move downward.

"Anyway, what is the transformation card?" She asked with confusion as her eyes fell on the transformation card.

"The transformation card allows the user to look like anyone. Not only the appearance is the same, but also the breath cultivation is the same. At least in the eyes of outsiders, you are that person. No one will doubt it. It can be called a powerful tool for imitation. .”

The system didn't show off and explained quickly.

Lu Yuyan knew in her heart that this should be similar to the form-changing technique she had learned, but the form-changing technique could only change the appearance, but the cultivation aura could not be changed.

This thing is good. If used well at critical times, it can have unexpected effects.

For example, when encountering a fatal crisis, imitating the appearance of an expert can definitely scare away the enemy.

Of course, it can also be used to frame blame, it all depends on how you use it.

The last item turned out to be an ordinary mortal dog.

Lu Yuyan had a dark look on her face. She had just said in front of Dugu Liang that she didn't know how to keep dogs and that she hated dogs. Now I actually signed a dog out, it’s really...

Although she didn't like it very much, Yuyan still took the dog out of the system warehouse.

Seeing the appearance of this dog, even Lu Yuyan, who didn't really like dogs, fell in love instantly. She didn’t know what breed the dog was, but she couldn’t recognize it.

But the appearance is very beautiful, the hair is shiny and shiny, the eyes are big, and the appearance is naive and cute.

Lu Yuyan held the puppy in her arms, touched its hair, and said with a smile, "Let me give you a name. How about Xiaobai?"

She chose this name mainly because the dog is all white.

She took some food from the warehouse for Xiaobai to eat, and then played with it for a while before putting it into the system warehouse.

But I was thinking about when to go to Fangshi to buy a spirit beast bag.

Although Xiaobai is not a spiritual beast, it is not a problem to put it in the system warehouse.

As for whether Dugu Liang would cause trouble for her, Lu Yuyan felt that the majestic Demon Lord had so much free time, why would he pay attention to a little person like her?

As for just now, it was just an accidental encounter.

After a while, Lu Yuyan said to the system again: "Tong, give me another 60 consecutive signatures."

Although there were many strange things signed in just now, there was no unblocking talisman she wanted.

As she finished speaking, the system's announcement sound soon sounded again.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting a piece of Shark yarn."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting a Fire Spirit Pearl."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 100 Black Spirit Dream Butterflies."

.........

Lu Yuyan only felt the ding-ding ringing in her head for a long time before the system's announcement ended.

She opened the system warehouse and began to count the harvest just now.


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