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Chapter 218 Fake Hao Yun Appears! ~
Chapter 218 Fake Hao Yun Appears! ~
"Remember your words, don't beg me!~"
Having said that, Hao Yun also has a temper.With a vigorous stomp, Hao Yun's figure burst like a bubble and disappeared in front of them.
In the next second, he had already arrived outside Huoyun Cave.
"Hao Yun? You didn't escort Tang Monk to learn scriptures and promote the spirit of the human race. Why are you here again?"
Dayu, who was standing at the door, looked at him strangely. It was exactly one year since he came here last time, and he came again?He hadn't heard that something happened to the westbound team.
Hao Yun curled his lips and said aggrievedly: "I fell out with Tang Seng."
"Oh? Let's hear it."
Dayu waved his hand, and there appeared two benches and a table with brewed tea on the table, inviting Hao Yun to sit down.
Hao Yun sighed, and while drinking tea, told the seniors of the human race about the differences between himself and Tang Seng.
When he finished speaking, it was already dark, and Dayu listened to his complaints all day.
"Emperor Yu, do you think Tang Seng eats too much and meddles in his own business? I am a guardian of the human race, do I want to kill the human race? I am doing this to eliminate the bad roots of the human race and make the future of the human race better. You say that Tang Seng, the same As a human race, why can’t you figure it out?”
Hao Yun picked up the tea in a depressed mood and wiped it all away. He was so aggrieved. Hao Yun has traveled so much in the world, and he has never experienced such aggrieved things! ~
Dayu smiled and refilled his cup.
"This partner, in fact, is no different from a husband and wife. Now you are just like me back then, never entering the house... After I really had a free time and chatted with my wife, I realized that what I did back then was all What a stupid thing, why don't you talk to your wife about it? Who said that you can't take care of your relationship with your wife if you control the water?
So now, Nvjiao is still having a temper tantrum with me and refuses me to enter the house.It's the same with friends. Sometimes, you have to pay attention to let him know why you do what you do. "
"But Tang Seng, that idiot, has long been brainwashed by Buddhism, so he can't listen to it at all..."
Hao Yun argued, doesn't he want to say it?At that time, he had already said a lot, okay? ~
"Are you sure you said it before or after the incident? Just killed someone, and explaining to Tang Seng will only make people feel that you are sophistry. Although Tang Seng is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, he is still a human race in this life. You need Follow the good guidance, let him understand that eliminating evil is the principle of promoting good.
In Buddhism, there are also angry-eyed Vajras! ~"
"I……"
Facing Dayu's testimony, Hao Yun was a little hesitant... Is he really wrong?
"You walk in the heavens and worlds, and you must have more knowledge than Tang Seng. But you can't use your knowledge to judge a person in the feudal era. Look at me, after becoming a quasi-sage, Nujiao has also become a Da Luo Jinxian , I went on a trip to the modern plane, and now I’m clamoring for women’s rights at home every day, and kicked me out, did I care about her?"
As he talked, Dayu became more and more aggrieved... Hao Yun looked behind Emperor Yu with a strange expression. There, there was a beautiful woman with white fox ears and nine tails fluttering behind her, who was listening quietly as cold as ice. They chat.
Hao Yun wanted to remind, but his body was out of control... The words he said were not what he wanted to say in his heart...
"Then you, do you think the change of female Jiao is good or bad?"
"Okay, well, it's pretty good. You know, women have their own careers, and their attractiveness will rise several levels; but you said it's good, but it's not. I still miss her treating me as her own god. , the days of obedience and obedience..."
At this moment, Hao Yun's body shook, and he regained his mobility suddenly... Regardless of reminding Dayu, he quickly stood up and saluted the girl respectfully.
"Junior of the human race, I have seen the senior girl!~"
Dayu's whole body stiffened suddenly, and his image changed from color to black and white... Slowly turning around, he could hear the clicking sound of joints colliding...
"Nu...Nvjiao, you... When did you come?"
"Well, when you were talking about women's rights."
Nvjiao smiled brightly, she had to say that she was the ancestor of Qingqiu Nine-Tailed Fox after all, the inadvertent charm even Hao Yun almost fell into it...
"It seems that I am not gentle enough, and I have really wronged you, Husband Yu...Hao Yun, right? It's getting dark, you can find a place to rest, I will take you, Emperor Yu, and have some husband and wife matters to talk about." chat."
Saying that, the female jiao grabbed Dayu by the ear and dragged him into the Huoyun Cave... Dayu stretched out his hand to Hao Yun, as if asking for help, but also seemed to be the last struggle after going to hell...Hao Yun kept bowing his head , dare not bow... Are you kidding me, the anecdote of the emperor's boudoir, can I, a little Taiyi Jinxian descendant, listen to it?
"Gentlemen, Senior Yu Emperor!~"
After Dayu and his wife left, Hao Yunfang wiped off his cold sweat and raised his head... Hey, what Emperor Yu said is quite right, let's wait until tomorrow and find a chance to explain to Tang Seng.
Huoyun Cave, the water is too fucking deep! ~
On the other hand, not long after Hao Yun left, Tang Seng continued to travel west... After walking for a while, he couldn't bear the hunger, thirst and fatigue, and ordered Monkey King to find food and Zhu Bajie to find water.
But not a while after the two left, Hao Yun came over with a bowl: "Master, without Laosha, you can't even drink water. This glass of cold water, you can drink it to quench your thirst, and then I will go to the fast."
"I won't drink your water! ~Go away!~"
Tang Seng turned his head stubbornly, not wanting to pay any attention to Hao Yun.
"Without me, only relying on the Great Sage and that incompetent Zhu Bajie, master, can you really go to the West Paradise? I'm afraid that your soul will go to the Paradise, but your body will disappear in thin air."
Hao Yun cursed in front of Tang Seng, cursing him to die early... As a result, Tang Seng's already angry heart became even more angry! ~
"Whether you can go or not, it's none of your business! Get away, don't pester me!~"
"Okay, okay!~You cruel-hearted bald donkey, you really want to die!~"
He flew up, and hit Tang Seng's head with a blow of demon-subduing battle... Immediately, Tang Seng fell to the ground without knowing whether he was dead or alive...
When Zhu Bajie and Monkey King came back, they saw Tang Seng lying on the ground, dying with weak breathing.
"Oh my God!~Master!~Who beat you so badly!~"
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie rushed to rescue Tang Seng... Sun Wukong even picked up the big stick directly, aiming at the white dragon horse to be violent.
"Little Bailong, stay by the master's side, why is the master seriously injured and dying?! If you don't give me an answer today, I want to learn how Nezha pulls the dragon's tendons and tastes the taste of dragon liver!"
Facing the 3000-jin golden cudgel, Bai Longma was so frightened that he showed his prototype on the spot, knelt down and begged for mercy.
"Eldest brother! ~Forgive me!~ The master was not beaten by me, let alone a monster. The one who came to beat the master was the third senior brother!~"
(End of this chapter)
"Remember your words, don't beg me!~"
Having said that, Hao Yun also has a temper.With a vigorous stomp, Hao Yun's figure burst like a bubble and disappeared in front of them.
In the next second, he had already arrived outside Huoyun Cave.
"Hao Yun? You didn't escort Tang Monk to learn scriptures and promote the spirit of the human race. Why are you here again?"
Dayu, who was standing at the door, looked at him strangely. It was exactly one year since he came here last time, and he came again?He hadn't heard that something happened to the westbound team.
Hao Yun curled his lips and said aggrievedly: "I fell out with Tang Seng."
"Oh? Let's hear it."
Dayu waved his hand, and there appeared two benches and a table with brewed tea on the table, inviting Hao Yun to sit down.
Hao Yun sighed, and while drinking tea, told the seniors of the human race about the differences between himself and Tang Seng.
When he finished speaking, it was already dark, and Dayu listened to his complaints all day.
"Emperor Yu, do you think Tang Seng eats too much and meddles in his own business? I am a guardian of the human race, do I want to kill the human race? I am doing this to eliminate the bad roots of the human race and make the future of the human race better. You say that Tang Seng, the same As a human race, why can’t you figure it out?”
Hao Yun picked up the tea in a depressed mood and wiped it all away. He was so aggrieved. Hao Yun has traveled so much in the world, and he has never experienced such aggrieved things! ~
Dayu smiled and refilled his cup.
"This partner, in fact, is no different from a husband and wife. Now you are just like me back then, never entering the house... After I really had a free time and chatted with my wife, I realized that what I did back then was all What a stupid thing, why don't you talk to your wife about it? Who said that you can't take care of your relationship with your wife if you control the water?
So now, Nvjiao is still having a temper tantrum with me and refuses me to enter the house.It's the same with friends. Sometimes, you have to pay attention to let him know why you do what you do. "
"But Tang Seng, that idiot, has long been brainwashed by Buddhism, so he can't listen to it at all..."
Hao Yun argued, doesn't he want to say it?At that time, he had already said a lot, okay? ~
"Are you sure you said it before or after the incident? Just killed someone, and explaining to Tang Seng will only make people feel that you are sophistry. Although Tang Seng is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, he is still a human race in this life. You need Follow the good guidance, let him understand that eliminating evil is the principle of promoting good.
In Buddhism, there are also angry-eyed Vajras! ~"
"I……"
Facing Dayu's testimony, Hao Yun was a little hesitant... Is he really wrong?
"You walk in the heavens and worlds, and you must have more knowledge than Tang Seng. But you can't use your knowledge to judge a person in the feudal era. Look at me, after becoming a quasi-sage, Nujiao has also become a Da Luo Jinxian , I went on a trip to the modern plane, and now I’m clamoring for women’s rights at home every day, and kicked me out, did I care about her?"
As he talked, Dayu became more and more aggrieved... Hao Yun looked behind Emperor Yu with a strange expression. There, there was a beautiful woman with white fox ears and nine tails fluttering behind her, who was listening quietly as cold as ice. They chat.
Hao Yun wanted to remind, but his body was out of control... The words he said were not what he wanted to say in his heart...
"Then you, do you think the change of female Jiao is good or bad?"
"Okay, well, it's pretty good. You know, women have their own careers, and their attractiveness will rise several levels; but you said it's good, but it's not. I still miss her treating me as her own god. , the days of obedience and obedience..."
At this moment, Hao Yun's body shook, and he regained his mobility suddenly... Regardless of reminding Dayu, he quickly stood up and saluted the girl respectfully.
"Junior of the human race, I have seen the senior girl!~"
Dayu's whole body stiffened suddenly, and his image changed from color to black and white... Slowly turning around, he could hear the clicking sound of joints colliding...
"Nu...Nvjiao, you... When did you come?"
"Well, when you were talking about women's rights."
Nvjiao smiled brightly, she had to say that she was the ancestor of Qingqiu Nine-Tailed Fox after all, the inadvertent charm even Hao Yun almost fell into it...
"It seems that I am not gentle enough, and I have really wronged you, Husband Yu...Hao Yun, right? It's getting dark, you can find a place to rest, I will take you, Emperor Yu, and have some husband and wife matters to talk about." chat."
Saying that, the female jiao grabbed Dayu by the ear and dragged him into the Huoyun Cave... Dayu stretched out his hand to Hao Yun, as if asking for help, but also seemed to be the last struggle after going to hell...Hao Yun kept bowing his head , dare not bow... Are you kidding me, the anecdote of the emperor's boudoir, can I, a little Taiyi Jinxian descendant, listen to it?
"Gentlemen, Senior Yu Emperor!~"
After Dayu and his wife left, Hao Yunfang wiped off his cold sweat and raised his head... Hey, what Emperor Yu said is quite right, let's wait until tomorrow and find a chance to explain to Tang Seng.
Huoyun Cave, the water is too fucking deep! ~
On the other hand, not long after Hao Yun left, Tang Seng continued to travel west... After walking for a while, he couldn't bear the hunger, thirst and fatigue, and ordered Monkey King to find food and Zhu Bajie to find water.
But not a while after the two left, Hao Yun came over with a bowl: "Master, without Laosha, you can't even drink water. This glass of cold water, you can drink it to quench your thirst, and then I will go to the fast."
"I won't drink your water! ~Go away!~"
Tang Seng turned his head stubbornly, not wanting to pay any attention to Hao Yun.
"Without me, only relying on the Great Sage and that incompetent Zhu Bajie, master, can you really go to the West Paradise? I'm afraid that your soul will go to the Paradise, but your body will disappear in thin air."
Hao Yun cursed in front of Tang Seng, cursing him to die early... As a result, Tang Seng's already angry heart became even more angry! ~
"Whether you can go or not, it's none of your business! Get away, don't pester me!~"
"Okay, okay!~You cruel-hearted bald donkey, you really want to die!~"
He flew up, and hit Tang Seng's head with a blow of demon-subduing battle... Immediately, Tang Seng fell to the ground without knowing whether he was dead or alive...
When Zhu Bajie and Monkey King came back, they saw Tang Seng lying on the ground, dying with weak breathing.
"Oh my God!~Master!~Who beat you so badly!~"
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie rushed to rescue Tang Seng... Sun Wukong even picked up the big stick directly, aiming at the white dragon horse to be violent.
"Little Bailong, stay by the master's side, why is the master seriously injured and dying?! If you don't give me an answer today, I want to learn how Nezha pulls the dragon's tendons and tastes the taste of dragon liver!"
Facing the 3000-jin golden cudgel, Bai Longma was so frightened that he showed his prototype on the spot, knelt down and begged for mercy.
"Eldest brother! ~Forgive me!~ The master was not beaten by me, let alone a monster. The one who came to beat the master was the third senior brother!~"
(End of this chapter)
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