Shinchan: Chaos of Anime Multiverse

"Ai-chan, is there any latest intel?"

Still on the road to the student council, Shinomiya Kaguya cautiously looked up at the trees. After confirming that Shin-chan wasn't hiding up there, she finally opened her mouth to ask.

"Shin-chan joined a club called the Service Club."

"Ser… Service Club? How could Shuchiin have such a perverted club? Who approved this?"

With absolutely zero knowledge of sex, and believing that kissing could cause pregnancy, Kaguya was suddenly hit with the shock that such a club existed at Shuchiin. Her worldview took a huge hit.

"It was Hiratsuka Shizuka who submitted the application. Suotome Ai approved the review."

"Hiratsuka Shizuka?"

"She's the eldest daughter of the Hiratsuka group. Although born into a yakuza family, she is a very qualified teacher, specially hired by the Suotome family from Sobu High to teach at Shuchiin."

Hayasaka Ai also cautiously observed the large trees around, and continued supplementing.

"This Service Club is like a general problem-solving agency, a club that helps people solve issues. It was established by Yukinoshita Yukino. Her father is a Chiba Prefectural Assemblyman, and the Yukinoshita family has some influence in Chiba."

'So it's a club like a problem-solving agency? That's way too childish, right?'

Kaguya sneered with disdain. 'To think he joined such a club. Looks like Shin-chan, this commoner, is also just a childish guy.'

She didn't understand what special charm he had to make Suotome Ai so obsessed. Once she successfully bewitched Shin-chan, Suotome Ai's expression would definitely be a sight to behold.

"Other than that, I also found out, when Shin-chan was introducing himself, he mentioned his criteria for choosing a partner."

Speaking up to here, Hayasaka Ai gave Kaguya a pitiful glance, her eyes pausing briefly at her utterly average chest.

Kaguya didn't notice Hayasaka Ai's gaze. She looked very confident, as if she was already certain Shin-chan would like someone of her type.

"Oh? Do tell. Is it red-eyed, long straight black-haired beauty like a swan?"

"No, not at all. He said he likes sexy, mature, curvy, gentle big sister types."

Kaguya went silent. She didn't seem to fit with any of those descriptors.

"Hmph! So what? As long as I make a move, Shin-chan will definitely fall for me!"

"Nope, Shinomiya-san really isn't my type."

Suddenly, a familiar voice came from the nearby bushes.

Kaguya stiffly turned her head and saw Shin-chan, dressed in a frog costume, leaping out of the bushes like a frog. On his head were a big and small frog.

'???'

"Hello there, Kaguya-san and Maid-san. Wanna imitate frogs together with me?"

"When?! Were you doing it on purpose?! Just to laugh at me?!"

This time, Kaguya couldn't hold it together. He overheard her private conversation with Hayasaka Ai again!

"I've been here for a while already. Shinomiya-san, just give up. You really aren't my type."

Gently placing the two small frogs back into the bushes, when Shin-chan emerged again, somehow he had already changed into Shuchiin's school uniform.

Under the stunned gazes of Kaguya and Hayasaka Ai, Shin-chan hummed a self-made tune and casually left.

They clearly chose a different route, how did they still run into Shin-chan?

'This guy… could he really be a ninja?'

"How's the hitman I asked you to contact last time?"

"Please stop joking. With the Suotome family around, we couldn't make a move on him even if we wanted to."

Even Hayasaka Ai was starting to break down. She also suspected that Shin-chan might be a ninja. She had clearly observed everything carefully just now, why hadn't she noticed anything?

"Forget it. Looks like I need to adjust my strategy. That stupid commoner is just putting on a tough front. He definitely left because he was too shy."

Deceiving herself a little, Kaguya felt much better.

Beside her, Hayasaka Ai chose silence. For some reason, she was really starting to worry about her young lady's future. What kind of person could fall in love with such an emotionally dishonest young lady?

In complete silence, they arrived at the student council's conference room.

Suotome Ai had already been seated early at her position, focused on the documents in her hands. Noticing Kaguya and Hayasaka Ai enter, she gave a shallow smile.

In Kaguya's eyes, Suotome Ai's smile looked more like mockery. Just earlier, Shin-chan had overheard her secret investigation, which was an even greater humiliation.

Suotome Ai looked at Kaguya's expression with amusement. When the Shinomiya family falls and gets bought out by the Suotome family, and Kaguya becomes her and Shin-chan's maid, what kind of expression would she have? Just thinking about it was delightful.

Or maybe, if she was willing to be a maid, she could save the Shinomiya family? What choice would Kaguya make then?

Suotome Ai's sadistic imagination sent a chill down Kaguya's spine. It felt like something bad was about to happen.

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"Shin-chan, why are you late again? Did you oversleep?"

Kazama suspected Shin-chan came late every day because he overslept. Back in kindergarten, he could never catch the school bus.

"I went for morning training. Morning's the best time for exercise, you know! Want to join me, Kazama?"

"Better not, I don't have that kind of energy."

Kazama shook his head repeatedly. He knew how terrifying Shin-chan's stamina was. Going on morning runs with him was just torture.

"Oh right, Shin-chan, don't forget to bring a gift when you go to Sawamura-san's house." Kazama suddenly remembered, he should remind Shin-chan that when visiting Eriri's house, it was important to bring a gift.

The group had prepared a gift together, but Shin-chan and Eriri's relationship was clearly special. No matter what the identity, the first time visiting someone's house, you should prepare a gift.

This unreliable guy might actually forget about it.

"Don't worry, Kazama. I've already prepared everything."

"That's good then."

Class was about to start, so Kazama gave Shin-chan a heads-up and returned to his seat.

Shin-chan planned to go buy a fruit gift box after school today and bring it to Eriri's house tomorrow.

Fruit in Japan was really expensive. It was precisely because he had already planned to buy a gift for visiting Eriri that Shin-chan was worried about his already low allowance.

First period was still Hiratsuka Shizuka's Classical Japanese class. When the bell rang, Hiratsuka Shizuka came in late as usual.

From her slightly puffy eyes and dark circles, it was obvious she had gone drinking again last night.

After entering the class, she gave Shin-chan an official death-glare.

Being called "old lady" by Shin-chan yesterday had hit her hard. She had ranted to Haruno deep into the night.

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