Seriously? I’ve reached Jōnin level, and the system’s only shows up?

Yamanaka Shinno led a group of Konoha's senior officials—his usual entourage—along with Ōnoki, Kitsuchi, Han to the top floor of a wooden tower.

The ANBU assigned to organize the meeting had already set up tables and chairs near the windows, allowing everyone to have a clear view of the battle taking place below.

Everyone took their seats in turn.

As the ground trembled with thunderous booms and fierce clashes, Ōnoki and the others winced with twitching eyebrows. They knew Yamanaka Shinno was terrifyingly strong—strong enough to crush hope itself. They had also expected Tsunade, the newly appointed Fourth Hokage, and the Nine-Tails' Jinchūriki to be formidable as well.

After all, Tsunade had made her name during the Second Great Ninja War, and the latter... well, she housed the strongest of the nine tailed beasts—the Nine-Tails itself.

But no one expected them to be this absurdly powerful.

And that wasn't even the end of it—there was also Uchiha Fugaku, and that green beast with thick eyebrows, someone they hadn't even heard of before!

Even if Konoha churned out prodigies like a factory line, wasn't this taking things a bit too far?

Was it really possible for any random ninja they pulled out of a crowd to start pummeling enemies like it was second nature?

BOOM—

With a deafening crash that shook the earth...

Tsunade stood tall, her body surrounded by a radiant white glow. Her golden hair danced wildly from the shockwaves. Without so much as a glance at her left shoulder—just pierced clean through by the Hell Stab – Two-Fingered Thrust—she drove a devastating punch straight into the Third Raikage's chest, sending him crashing into a forest floor shaped by Wood Release.

Before he could recover, four serpentine white dragons made of Sage Chakra lunged from her side, their fangs sinking into his limbs and dragging him forcibly from the crater.

Tsunade bent her knees, steadied her stance, and launched forward. With a step powered by raw might, she drove a brutal elbow into the Third Raikage's chest—directly into his solar plexus!

The force of the blow, amplified by her monstrous strength, sent the Raikage flying through the air like a ragdoll. He smashed through trees and boulders, kicking up clouds of dust and debris as he disappeared into the distance.

"Cough... cough... It's been a long time since I've been this badly hurt..."

From within the settling dust, the Third Raikage's voice croaked out, thick with suppressed blood. He forced himself to swallow it down, his right hand gripping two fractured ribs at his chest and pushing them back into place.

He was faster than Tsunade, no doubt. But this woman's strength—was stronger than the Eight-Tails on a rampage!

Even with his Lightning Release Armor fully engaged, that last strike had bypassed all of his defenses. His once-proud physical durability had been utterly overwhelmed.

And what's worse...

As the dust began to clear, he saw it clearly: the gaping wound in Tsunade's left shoulder—courtesy of his Two-Fingered Hell Stab—had already healed completely.

If not for her torn clothing, it would've been impossible to tell she'd ever been injured.

"This is my last chance..."

Narrowing his eyes, the Third Raikage slammed his left hand against the ground and leapt high into the air. Lightning exploded around his body as he pushed his Lightning Release Chakra Mode beyond its limits!

His battle-hardened physique, forged through countless battles, surged with power under the current's stimulation. The overwhelming strength filled his entire frame.

Becoming a blur of thunder, he shot out from the smoke—this time skipping the charge-up entirely—going straight into his strongest technique: Hell Stab – One-Fingered Thrust!

"You really are a rare find, Raikage! A damn good opponent!"

Tsunade's face lit up with excitement. She cracked her knuckles together, and the glow around her body instantly doubled in intensity!

She made no move to dodge. Instead, she charged forward, head-on, meeting the Raikage's most powerful technique without hesitation.

...

High above the battle, Yamanaka Shinno watched as Tsunade went wild, and chuckled, shaking his head.

The Third Raikage was undeniably strong. At full power, he hardly felt like a Kage-tier ninja—he felt like something beyond.

In terms of being difficult to deal with, he might even surpass Ōnoki and his Dust Release.

But it didn't matter.

Because unfortunately, his opponent was Tsunade.

With her Dual Master of Medicine and Combat (Red), she already had incredible boosts. Combine that with chakra control leagues above the norm, and even when entering Sage Mode—with Sage Chakra surging through her—every joint in her body could still fully unleash monstrous strength.

She not only overpowered the Third Raikage's physical strength, but could also pierce that legendary defense, tougher even than the Eight-Tails.

And to top it off, her regeneration rendered even the Raikage's pinpoint deadly strikes meaningless.

Tsunade was having the time of her life, while the Third Raikage... probably wanted to cry.

...

While the Hokage and the Raikage were engaged in a ferocious battle, the fight between Kushina and Killer B was... well, hard to describe.

Before a single blow was exchanged, Kushina pulled out a golden star from her bag and immediately entered her Invulnerable Golden Body mode.

Facing Killer B in full Perfect Jinchūriki form, she completely ignored all his flashy, fancy attacks.

Behind her, dozens of chakra chains thick as grown men whipped through the air—brute force incarnate!

She beat the Eight-Tails' avatar so badly it didn't dare show its face again!

Frustrated beyond belief, both Killer B and the Eight-Tails prepared to enter full-tailed beast form to overwhelm Kushina with sheer size and strength.

But before they could act...

Kushina, still glowing with her magical-girl transformation and buffed by her lucky star, suddenly stacked it with Perfect Jinchūriki Mode on top!

Her Adamantine Sealing Chains, previously thick as a man's head, instantly swelled to the size of water tanks!

A miniature Nine-Tails, barely twenty centimeters tall, sat on her shoulder, giggling uncontrollably as it watched its own Jinchūriki chase down the Eight-Tails and Killer B for another round of beatdown.

"Ohhh! Nine-Tails! Don't you remember our bond?!" the Eight-Tails howled while running.

...

At the back of the battlefield, Han—the Five-Tails' Jinchūriki—broke into a cold sweat as he watched Killer B get his butt handed to him.

He knew Roshi wasn't reliable!

If he stepped out now, those tank-sized chains would probably swat him dead on the spot!

And then there was the Mangekyō Sharingan...

Han turned to look at Roshi, who had already fully entered tailed beast mode.

His expression was... difficult to maintain.

"Alright, give me your left hand—good boy! Now the right one—what a smart monkey! Yes, good monkey!"

Uchiha Fugaku wiped the blood tears from his Mangekyō eye with a handkerchief, smiling warmly as he coaxed the Four-Tails, Son Gokū, who was crouched before him like a house pet.

"Senpai, senpai! I've never seen a monkey take a dump before! Can we get it to do that? Oh... right, tailed beasts are chakra constructs. Guess they don't poop? What a shame~" whispered Tobi, who had quietly possessed Fugaku during the chaos while Roshi was caught in a genjutsu.

"Tobi, you've got a pretty handy ability," Fugaku chuckled. "No wonder Lord Shinno keeps you so close."

"You flatter me, senpai! Your Mangekyō powers are incredible too!"

"Hahaha, not bad, huh? So... what else do you want to see? Want me to make Roshi and the Four-Tails do a traditional court dance?"

"Great idea, senpai! I heard Lord Shinno loves watching people dance!"

"Then let's do it!"

And so, in front of the entire battlefield, Uchiha Fugaku made the Four-Tails perform an elegant court lady dance.

Yamanaka Shinno, watching from above, nearly spit out his tea.

All he'd wanted was to make sure Fugaku didn't end up like Sasuke in the original story—blowing through his eyesight within weeks of unlocking his Mangekyō.

Who would've thought that the moment Tobi showed up, he'd completely derail the mood from serious battle into... whatever this was.

Damn it.

With all these crazy fights happening at once...

The only person acting even remotely normal was Might Duy—the same guy who usually charged into things with his emotions boiling over.

This world... it really has gone mad, hasn't it?

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