Save the tragic villain in progress!

Just when Jiang Long's fans had already been choked by Chen Xiao's anger to inhale oxygen collectively.The crowd of passers-by got more and more excited, causing the number of viewers to plummet every time the camera showed the other three groups getting along.

Qi Yubai's fans became confused: who are they?where are theyWhat are they here for?

Should they scold Chen Xiao?But Chen Xiao is complaining about Jiang Long.

Should they praise Chen Xiao?But Qi Yubai also seemed to be pissed off.

Before Qi Yubai's fans could figure it out, the plot of the show had already reached the stage of the competition to climb the coconut tree.Seeing this, the faces of the fans almost changed at the same time, secretly screaming that it was terrible, obviously remembering Qi Yubai's fear of heights.

【It's over, it's over, it's over, I'm afraid of heights when I meet Bai, don't let him go up, he'll faint if his legs give up! 】

[The coconut tree is so tall, it’s hard to climb up without fear of heights, I feel dizzy when I look at it]

【Jimei and I bombarded the program group with a backhand! 】

There is no doubt that the other three groups are boys, and it is obviously difficult to make a choice when it is the turn of Qi Yubai and Chen Xiao.After all, they are all old men, anyone can go up.

In the camera, Chen Xiao tilted his head and glanced at Qi Yubai, with a strong sense of playfulness: "Go and climb."

Anyone with a discerning eye could see that he was teasing Qi Yubai.

Qi Yubai: "Why me?"

Chen Xiao: "I can do nothing but show off my wealth and muscles. You are much more useful than me, so you should go."

But Qi Yubai took it seriously, and his face was faintly pale: "What if I fall down and die?"

Yes, yes, the audience nodded in unison, thinking what if they fell down and died?After all, being afraid of heights is not fun, so there is no need to be brave in this kind of thing.But would Chen Xiao really be so kind?

Obviously, not only the audience had this question, Qi Yubai's fans also faintly had doubts.

Sure enough, the next second they saw Chen Xiao spread his hands and said indifferently: "The sky wants to destroy you, what can I do?"

puff--

Netizens burst out laughing, and the bullet screen was full of hahahaha.It is no longer possible to describe the mood of the audience laughing all over the floor, they almost smashed the table.

[Hahahaha who the hell said Chen Xiao is greasy, he is clearly sober in the world! 】

[I can't laugh anymore, what can I do if the sky wants to kill you? 】

【Qi Yubai is so pitiful, help me】

[Woooooo why can someone like Chen Xiao have someone to date, but I am still widowed]

Jiang Taki's fans wavered from side to side, should they laugh or shouldn't they laugh?I always feel that when they finish laughing at Qi Yubai now, the next one to be teased will immediately become Jiang Long.

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It is said that Feng Shui takes turns, and the next one will come to your house.But Chen Xiao just jumped back and forth between Qi Yubai and Jiang Long, and would not change them.

Qi Yubai's fans were in as much pain as the Lord.The program team should not really let Qi Yubai go up to climb trees, fear of heights is really not a joke.However, before he had time to protest in the barrage, Chen Xiao in the screen suddenly took the safety rope and said to the director: "I'll go up."

When he is not smiling, he actually looks a little calm and reliable.Chen Xiao tied the safety rope around his waist in twos and outs, and his slightly loose shirt was instantly tightened, revealing his smooth waistline.

【呵向——】

I don't know who is drooling in front of the screen.

[Upstairs, please put away your saliva and drip it on my head. 】

【I know, but I suddenly found out why Chen Xiao is a bit handsome. 】

No one has time to scold her.Everyone's attention is on the tense and dangerous game on the screen.After all, the coconut tree is so tall, if you don't pay attention, it will fall down.

He Weinan automatically abstained after climbing for a few minutes. Although the audience felt that he was weak, they didn't say anything.After all, his physical strength for sitting in an office is definitely not that good, and he is old, so he can be forgiven.It's just that the filter for elite bosses has been shattered a little.

Both Joe and Jiang Long were struggling at the bottom, only Chen Xiao moved neatly and quickly, climbed to the top of the tree in two or three strokes, and then chopped off the coconut with a utility knife.

mission completed!

Jin Anni spoke out the aspirations of all the audience: "Chen Xiao, you are too good!"

Chen Xiao teased himself: "After that, when I go out to introduce myself, in addition to showing off my wealth and muscles, can I also add a coconut to show off?"

At this time, a bullet screen quietly floated by:

[Brother Xiao, wake up, you are bankrupt, you can only show off your muscles. 】

[Who said that besides showing off his muscles, he can also show off his figure. 】

【Brother is amazing, he can show off his muscles and coconuts, unlike me, he can only show off sugar oranges.I can show off a basket by myself. 】

The barrage was full of laughter again.

It was night, and Qi Yubai hadn't had time to eat dinner yet.He got up to make a bowl of noodles, then came back and sat in front of the computer to continue watching the drama.It turned out that the netizens were all rolling with laughter, and they had been using Chen Xiao to play tricks.

Qi Yubai stared at Chen Xiao on the screen, and finally couldn't hold back a chuckle.He hugged the puppy Dudu who had been leaning against the computer from the table, pinched its paw and asked, "Dudou, is this person the same dog as you?"

Dudu: "Aooooooow~"

Qi Yubai took it as the default.He moved his gaze back to the screen, only to find a coconut falling straight from the top of his head, which made people feel terrified, but fortunately, Chen Xiao quickly blocked it for him with his sharp eyes and hands.The coconut hit Chen Xiao's back with a bang, and the pain was visible to the naked eye.

Qi Yubai's fingertips could not help but pause.When the incident happened, he hadn't reacted yet, and now he watched it from the perspective of a third party, and it was inevitable that he would be terrified.

Netizens were also taken aback. After all, dropping such a big coconut might kill someone, how could Chen Xiao have the guts to block it!

Qi Yubai's fans held their beating hearts and couldn't recover for a long time.Jiang Taki's fans had no expression on their faces, and they had already determined that this man was a fan of the opponent.

[Oh my god, it's too dangerous, it hurts me just looking at it. 】

[Chen Xiao's boyfriend is overwhelmed, sisters, I'm so addicted! 】

[Chen Xiao is so handsome, woo woo woo!Do you understand the grace of saving your life with your body?That's right, I was talking about you, Qi Yubai. 】

[This is the correct way to open a high-quality amateur guest, what the hell is the greasy introduction in front of it hahahaha]

The setting sun melts gold and the sun sets.Chen Xiao leaned over to pick up a coconut in the background of the vast sunset, and threw it to Qi Yubai with a smile.Her black hair was blown tousled by the wind, and the corners of her white clothes were flying, free and easy, full of youthful air.

Some netizens were suffocated by the handsomeness of this scene, and quickly took a screenshot, which was widely circulated not long after the show was broadcast, and finally became one of Chen Xiao's famous pictures.

Qi Yubai sat quietly in the room alone.He looked at the phone on the corner of the table, paused, and turned on the screen.In the Moments interface, I found a dialog box belonging to Chen Xiao, and slowly typed out a line of words:

【Is your shoulder still hurting? 】

But several days have passed since that incident, and it seems a bit too strange to ask now.So Qi Yubai hesitated for a moment, and then deleted the message that hadn't been sent yet.

Coincidentally, Chen Xiao is also chasing dramas.Like a netizen, he was rocking back and forth laughing on the bed. He cut an emoticon of Qi Yubai being pissed into a puffer fish, and was about to send it to laugh at him, when he saw a line of words displayed on the dialog box——

"The other party is typing..."

Chen Xiao subconsciously paused, wondering what Qi Yubai would say.However, there was no movement after waiting for a few minutes, and finally couldn't help answering a question mark: [? 】

Qi Yubai didn't expect that Chen Xiao was also online, and when he saw the reply, he panicked for a moment, not knowing what to reply.At this moment, Dudu wagged his tail and arched twice, just facing Qi Yubai.

Qi Yubai didn't know what he was thinking, his brain twitched, and he took a photo of Dudu with his mobile phone.

Chen Xiao is happy, is Qi Yubai showing off the dog?He tapped the keyboard and replied with a series of question marks: [? ? ? 】

Qi Yubai introduced bluntly: 【My dog. 】

Chen Xiao: [I can see it. 】

Qi Yubai chatted dryly: 【My dog ​​likes you very much. 】

When I was watching the show just now, Dudu yelled when he saw Chen Xiao appearing on the stage, maybe he met his companion.

Chen Xiao inexplicably got what Qi Yubai meant, and it took a minute before he wrote back in a daze: [...Are you trying to call me a dog? 】

Qi Yubai was taken aback when he saw this, thinking that Chen Xiao was really a dog.He propped his chin, couldn't help but curled his lips together, and only replied "hmm" after a while.

At this time, the guests had already returned with a full load of coconuts. Although most of the things were picked by Chen Xiao, it didn't affect their mood.After arriving at the villa, Chen Xiao, as the owner of the highest points, was called out by the program team to exchange for dinner.

The director gave him a difficult problem: "You can exchange twelve points for a seafood meal for two, or you can exchange one point for a bag of biscuits or milk. Please choose."

The barrage was full of chatter.

[The director is so pitiful, Chen Xiao has worked so hard to exchange so many points, and he can only exchange for one meal for half a day. 】

[It’s okay to change a few more bags of biscuits, you can eat them tomorrow if you’re hungry. 】

[No, no, I think it's more cost-effective to eat a good meal. 】

[I feel sorry for Goddess Yu Ying, the man abstained, and I don't have any points, I guess I can only starve. 】

Chen Xiao thought about it, and finally gave up the seafood dinner for two, but exchanged for eight bags of biscuits, and distributed them to everyone after returning home.When Jin Anni was shocked that the show crew only gave Chen Xiao a few bags of biscuits, he didn't explain anything, only saying that it was more cost-effective.

Netizens have been upping about Chen Xiao's affection for him, and upon seeing this, they have completed a class-style leap.

【Jimei, have you seen it? In the future, if you are looking for a partner, you will find this kind of handsome guy who is greasy, funny, bad-mouthed, reliable, responsible and kind. 】

[xswl, don't persuade me to persuade the handsome guy, please? 】

[Hahahaha be careful when Chen Xiao hits you, he is no longer oily, but his mouth is a little bit damaged]

After dinner, the guests were all called out for interviews to talk about the value of love.Jin Anni and Joe are both relatively young, so they don't have a deep understanding of this kind of thing, they just feel happy.Yu Ying and He Weinan's view of love is more realistic, and the consideration of their partners is inseparable from the word "value".

Not to mention Qi Yubai, who, like his pet dog Dudu, has been single for many years and doesn't know what to ask.

On the contrary, Chen Xiao, who has always been rude and dishonest, thought carefully for a moment and gave a very equal and fair answer.The phrase "never be anyone's licking dog" made many netizens fall into deep thought and began to think about whether their feelings were correct.

The interviewer actually asked Chen Xiao a question that he had never asked other guests: "Actually, our show has been recorded for many episodes, and every time the recording ends and we leave, the amateur guests will feel very sad."

She said "amateur guests", not "celebrity entertainers".

Chen Xiao nodded: "People are emotional animals. It is expected that they will be sad after getting along for a long time."

The interviewer raised a topic that was somewhat sharp but not offensive: "Many amateur guests were actually ordinary people before participating in the show. But after participating in the show became popular, they may have glimpsed the brilliance of another world. Being attracted, one after another walked into the showbiz circle, what do you think about this?"

At this point, netizens have realized who the interviewers are referring to.After the previous episodes ended, many amateurs were unwilling to return to their ordinary lives, and were poached by major packaging companies to become Internet celebrities.However, after the heat has passed, no one cares about it now, and has been reduced to a vulgar anchor, doing everything to gain attention.

Chen Xiao thought for a moment before saying: "Everyone has the right to choose their own life, and others have no right to interfere with it. But when you choose this path, I think you need to think carefully about the reasons behind it."

Interviewer: "For example?"

Chen Xiao: "For example, do you choose for love or popularity. If it's the latter, then I don't think it's necessary, because no one can keep popularity all the time."

He tried his best to express himself in plain language: "Just like Weibo entries, the hot searched protagonists are different every day. No one can guarantee that they will be on it every day, and neither can celebrities. If you are just because of the popularity And if you choose this path, when you have no strength to support and the light is dim, you will be very painful."

"But if you really like it, it's okay to work hard for it, but nothing can be done overnight."

"The best choice is to take this show as a special and unforgettable experience in your life. You have done things you have never done, you have gone to places you have never been, and you have met many new friends. This is the greatest value. Always Don't disturb your original choice because of the vain vanity of the outside world."

The interviewer nodded: "If the recording of the program is over and you are separated from everyone, will you be sad?"

"will not."

Chen Xiao's answer was unexpected. He smiled, still looking a little unscrupulous: "Because the world is small, people who are destined will meet again. If you want to see him, then you will urge yourself to climb hard and stand with him." same height."

"It's a good thing, don't feel bad."

"Because many people spend their entire lives unable to find their own goals in life."

"Stars are not people on the altar. They are the same as everyone else, ordinary, flesh and blood, the difference is that they stand in a place that attracts everyone's attention."

"Don't envy, don't be jealous, and don't deliberately exalt them. Ordinary and ordinary are not derogatory terms. Their synonyms are stability and happiness."

"And there are still many people in this world whose life can only be described as chaos and pain..."

When netizens thought that Chen Xiao would only talk funny, but he seriously summed up all his life experiences in his previous life, which was quite thorough and heart-wrenching.

Netizens were in tears. What kind of greasy man is Chen Xiao? He has an interesting soul, handsome appearance, upright outlook, and a great figure.

[Jimeis, put #陈闻人世秀见# on the public screen! 】

[Brother Xiao is awake in the world! 】

[There's nothing wrong with being an ordinary self, don't become unrecognizable just to gain popularity]

[Woooooo Jimeis must listen to brother Xiao, don't be a licking dog, and don't be a licking dog if you are killed! ! 】

【Yes!Don't be a licking dog! 】

Just when netizens were excited by Chen Xiao's words, they only heard the interviewer ask the last question: "Then, have you ever been in love before?"

Chen Xiao, who was talking eloquently just now, suddenly fell silent when he heard the words: "...No."

The interviewer smiled: "The interview is over, thank you for your cooperation."

Netizen: [? ? ? ! ! ! 】

The barrage burst into laughter again.

[Damn it, Chen Xiao, you return my tears, I think of my first love and I'm sad, now you've completely broken my defense]

[I thought he was a powerful king, but he turned out to be a bronze gunner]

【Help!Why is this so funny, I'm here to see Kim Annie! 】

Chen Xiao is so mean, he can make the audience laugh every 3 minutes on average.Especially when Qi Yubai threw his last bag of instant noodles to Chen Xiao with a cold face, the barrage of bullets hit him!

Chen Xiao was stunned for a moment, then didn't think much, and cooked the bag of instant noodles in the kitchen downstairs.Netizens became restless again.

[Welcome to the series that you can't brush during the day and can't hide at night]

[Look, everyone, this man can not only show off coconuts, but also crack eggs with one hand! 】

[This man can not only break eggs with one hand, but also cook! 】

[This man is good at everything, but unfortunately he has a long mouth. 】

Qi Yubai's fans bit the handkerchief with tears in their eyes. This was their brother's last bag of instant noodles. Chen Xiao couldn't justify half of it, right?

The small group of cp fans before has started to grow gradually, shouting in the comment area: [A man who can't feed his partner is not a good man, that's right, we are talking about you, did you hear Chen Xiao! 】

Chen Xiao obviously didn't hear it.He didn't know what was going on, after cooking the noodles, he didn't eat a bite, instead he chased him outside Jiang Taki's gate with the instant noodles in his hands, trying to persuade him to eat the noodles.That's called being courteous, that's called being humble, that's called...

Lick the dog!

The netizen slowly cracked open, wishing he could rush in and grab his shoulders and shake him crazily.

【Chen Xiao, wake up!What if we agreed not to be a licking dog? ! !stand up! 】

[Once upon a time there was a man who told us not to be licking dogs, but he himself was the biggest licking dog QAQ]

【Chen Xiao, you heartless man!Are you sorry for Yubai? !It was his noodles, how could you give it to Jiang Long? ! 】

Jiang Long's fans were all in deep thought: This bowl of noodles must not be poisonous, right?

The master followed the fans, and Jiang Long in the show also had this doubt, feeling that Chen Xiao was uneasy and kind: "I said I wouldn't eat it, and I wouldn't eat it, and I didn't ask you to cook the noodles."

Chen Xiao's answer stunned everyone: "Actually, I have always been your die-hard fan. I see that you feel uncomfortable when you are hungry. I beg you, can you eat two bites?"

Qi Yubai's fans instantly felt betrayed when they heard the words: [Jimeis!He really is Jiang Taki's fan!Scold him to death! 】

Jiang Long's support team refused to admit it: [He is not him, don't talk nonsense without you!There is no such person in our bubble shooter! 】

However, Jiang Long on the screen asked a question at this time: "Then let me ask you, when was the first time I participated in a variety show?"

Jiang Long's fans were stunned when they heard the words, and they immediately searched Baidu. However, before they finished typing, they heard Chen Xiao say without thinking: "Two years ago, "Youth Passionate", the third season of the first episode Eight issues."

Jiang Taki's fans: [? ? ? ! 】

At first they were made to doubt their lives by Chen Xiao, but now they are starting to doubt their own fandom?

Qi Yubai's fans silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood: [What else can you deny? 】

Jiang Long's fans can't argue with it, shit!They really don't want to admit that Chen Xiao is Bubble Dragon, okay?

#陈晓, a man who repeatedly jumps between the enemy and us#

Passers-by and netizens who eat melons have already started to pound the floor with laughter.However, they never expected that a more dramatic development was yet to come. When Chen Xiao saw him off, Qi Yubai caught him straight away, and the latter left angrily, leaving Chen Xiao standing alone in a daze. .

The barrage has been laughing to the point of freezing.

[Hahahaha no way, the police are coming soon, I beat the table and the floor, now the wall is almost smashed through by me! 】

[My mother has kicked me out, I am now holding the quilt and laughing on the street]

[The ecstasy and ecstasy of CP fans, Qi Yubai is jealous, right? 】

[Help, hahahaha, sisters, have you seen it, the grass on the wall will not end well hahahaha]

[Being a grass on the wall, and a dog licking, Chen Xiao is better than a dog's tail grass!Our entire dormitory has laughed out loud. 】

Jiang Long on the screen was also overjoyed: "I'll let you be an idiot, let's mess it up, I'll reluctantly accept the instant noodles."

The audience never expected Chen Xiao to stare at Jiang Long: "When did I say that this bowl of noodles is for you?"

After saying that, he directly slapped his hands and grabbed his face: "Bring it to you!"

Jiang Taki: "???"

The audience in front of the screen: [? ? ? ? 】

The barrage was on the verge of collapse.

[Hahahaha help me, laughing, my house has already been beaten through by me, bring it to you! 】

[I beg Chen Xiao, can you stop being so funny, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts, and I rolled directly from the bed to the ground, the neighbors have already started to protest. 】

[Jiang Long, let's just say that it's not good to eat noodles quietly, now there's nothing left.Your face is gone, and my mask is also cracked. 】

[Upstairs, you still dare to put on a mask?bring it you! 】

However, this is not the end of the story.Chen Xiao didn't know if his conscience found out, and he knocked on Qi Yubai's door with his own face in his arms, and said the tiger-wolf words that were widely circulated on the Internet after that, which was once regarded as a classic scene by CP fans.

Chen Xiao: "If you don't like noodles, I'll give you my eggs."

Qi Yubai narrowed his eyes: "What did you say?"

Chen Xiao: "I'll give you my eggs."

Qi Yubai: "Can you say it again?"

Chen Xiao thought he didn't understand, so he put it another way: "I'll give you two of my eggs."

Qi Yubai: "..."

At this time, the audience was as shocked as Qi Yubai, can this broken road be opened? ? ?

【Shut up, Chen Xiao, we know you have two eggs, but please don't say it in front of the camera】

[Weld the car door shut, no one will let me down today]

【Help me, I have to die laughing here today】

The audience saw Qi Yubai let out a breath slowly, then leaned forward slightly, and whispered something in Chen Xiao's ear.But because the camera is too far away, I can't hear clearly.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Xiao's pupils dilated, and he looked at Qi Yubai in shock.

The people who eat melons are dying of anxiety.They didn't know at all that Qi Yubai's original words were silenced by the program crew because the content was not reviewed, and they thought it was because the camera didn't record it.

【What exactly did Qi Yubai say!quick!Where is my official translator? ! 】

[I'll come, I'll come!Jimei guys!I can read lips!I'll replay the research right now! 】

[Come on!I thank you forever! 】

Qi Yubai's original words were: "If you don't leave, believe it or not, I'll kick your ass off."

However, the lip-speaking CP fan scratched his head and researched for a long time, and finally had a flash of inspiration and came to the following conclusions:

[Do you care, heartbroken I always want to be close to your heart. 】

Qi Yubai's fans also have a tenth-level understanding of lip language. They scoffed at this answer and announced the correct answer with a sneer.What Qi Yubai said is clearly:

【Little bitch, believe it or not, I want you to die da da da】

A netizen who didn't understand the seriousness raised a question: [Excuse me, what does "dead da da da" mean? 】

Qi Yubai's fans looked proud: [I don't understand this, it means that you die in a rhythmic way. 】

Netizens suddenly realized.

Sitting in front of the computer, Qi Yubai fell into deep thought when he saw the bullet screen: "..."