Robust Mage in One Piece

"I said Yalrita," Kong Ming looked helplessly at the second person who was poking straight in front of him, "What do you think, and then give a drink to Usopp who is just over five years old. Bottle of magic wine."

"I'm sorry, I was wrong!" Alrita bowed ninety degrees in place, "I actually wanted to give Little Usopp a meditation potion, but I accidentally took the wrong bottle."

"It's a shame for you to apologize to me," Kong Ming held the glasses with his hand and put on a serious face, "Apologize to Little Usopp's father anyway!"

That’s right, just when Kong Ming came out of the Red Beard Pirates, he realized that Little Usopp had been poured over by Alrita with wine, and the big guys were lying behind him. He was asleep, and there was a big bubble blowing on his nose.

What else can I do? Apologize first!

"I'm really sorry, **** Bu!" Alrita was very obedient, and when she turned around, she bowed again with a ninety degree.

"Oh ha ha ha ha..." **** cloth laughed very boldly, "It's no use, this little guy's drinking is not good enough, and he has to be a brave sea warrior, obviously not qualified!"

I said **** Bu, are you sure this is your own son?

Kong Ming discovered that his own Azeroth Chamber of Commerce is actually such a second-class cadre, and the future is worrying.

Fortunately, there is still a very reliable leader in the Azeroth Chamber of Commerce, Kong Ming. After discovering the problem, Kong Ming took people back to the Aegwynn as soon as possible, and immediately conducted a careful inspection of Usopp. , Until he found out that Usopp had no other problems except being drunk, and that the absorption of the magic wine still had certain benefits for Usopp’s body, Kong Ming was finally relieved, but fortunately there is no problem. He was really caught blind when something happened.

Fortunately, the physique of people in this world has finally done a good job.

"Then what shall we do next? Boss..." Alrita asked timidly, who had done something wrong, "Shall we go and trace the guy who rents the warehouse now?"

"No!" Kong Ming replied without hesitation.

"Okay... I'll go here and get ready to set off," Yalrita quickly agreed, and turned to walk outside the captain's room.

"I said...Don't go!" Kong Ming felt his heart tired. "What are you listening to?"

"Hey eh... shall we not go?"

"I still need to find other people in Tatuka Port to investigate." Kong Ming can only tell the truth. For a god-level player like Yallita, she cannot be expected to understand the spirit in many cases, especially when she needs to move. When thinking about it.

"Oh oh oh," after Alrita agreed, she realized later, "have we already got a clue?"

"Oh ha ha ha," sitting on the side enthusiastically tasting the special craftsmanship that Kong Ming gave him, finally couldn't stand it. "The captain meant that he didn't believe the dark agent seller who had sharpened his head. "

"Is that so?" Alrita looked blank, "but I think that weak guy doesn't seem to dare to lie to us."

"Did he dare to lie to us? It has nothing to do with whether he lied to us." Kong Ming can only patiently explain this trick, "For example, the person who attacked Black Meow Klow this time was deliberately trying to treat us. If the Xerath Chamber of Commerce takes action, then even the king of warehousing far away on the great route may not be credible, and if Gibbson wants to lie to us, then as his dark agent, that sharp head is not He dares to lie to us and he dare not lie to us."

"So, if that sharp head wants to lie to us, he will lie to us, even if he doesn't want to lie to us, if Gibbson wants to lie to us, he will lie to us, even he and Gibbson don’t want to lie to us. It’s hard to guarantee that the information they got was that someone had arranged it in advance to lie to us, so it’s not a bad thing to grow your mind in advance. Do you understand what I said?

"I don't understand at all!" Alrita replied confidently, "Anyway, that Gibbson is a bad guy, right?"

"Okay..." Kong Ming gave a thumbs up to Yallita with his right hand, and pushed his glasses with his left hand, shining brightly, "The central idea is very fully refined!"

"Alrita, **** Bu, tell me, what do pirates like most?"

"What do you like to do?" Alrita fell into serious thinking. This question seems a bit difficult, but in the past few years when she followed the boss into the sea, the pirates I saw generally liked... "Send to our Chamber of Commerce money!"

"Where can pirates like to give us money!"

"Isn't it?" Alrita looked serious. "Except for the two of us who need to rob the pirates to rob the rich and help the poor in the first year, the pirates we encounter later will not all take the initiative to consciously put the money. Did it come here?"

What you said is so reasonable, Kong Ming felt that he was completely speechless.

That's right, most people in this world will be persuaded by a few cannons and dozens of rifles to actively and consciously send money over, but Kong Ming feels that it has nothing to do with whether they like it or not.

Forget it, Alrita, the second one, doesn't need to be expected.

Kong Ming cast his tentative gaze on **** cloth, who was famous in the East China Sea a long time ago. The sharpshooter **** cloth would certainly not be like Yarrita, who is a'why not eat meat'... ... right.

boom!

Jesus cloth smashed the empty wine glass on the table in front of him, then wiped his mouth and chin with his hands, showing a comfortable look, "The pirate's favorite thing, of course..."

Snapped!

Jesus stood up excitedly and stepped on the table with one foot, "Raising the Pirate Flag of Freedom, running on the sea, betting on his life, and bravely pursuing his dream..."

"Okay..." Kong Ming covered his face with his hand.

Although you really don't want to interrupt you, except for the three characters Pirate Flag, does the rest have a Pele relationship with the Pirate? If you replace the pirate flag of freedom in the sentence above with the naval flag of justice, does it not violate peace at all?

In fact, in the great nautical era around the 15th century on earth, the European pioneers of navigation did nothing good one by one. For example, the Portuguese, because they found that Africa had nothing valuable, so they simply Doing endlessly to tie up those African black uncles and pull them back to Europe to sell money, starting the black trade that lasted for hundreds of years.

But even this group of slave traders knows to clean themselves, they will never call themselves pirates, pirates, slave traders and other bad names, but a person who calls themselves an adventurer. .

In the world of One Piece, the opposite is true. There are a lot of things like **** cloth, who obviously look like adventurers and do things like adventurers. They are the masters of adventurers, but they have to work hard. He discredited himself, drilled into the circle of pirates, and offered a reward from his forehead, and felt very honorable.

Can’t understand!

It is not them who can only say wrong, but the whole world!

"I see..." Kong Ming began to announce the correct answer, "Most pirates like to do, there is only one thing, that is..."

As he said, Kong Ming held his glasses and swept over the people present with majesty, saying word by word, "...spend money!"

"Oh oh oh..." Alrita seemed to have found a soulmate, "I like this too, and I am very good at it."

I know you are good at it!

Kong Ming glared at Al Rita and continued, "Except for the few people who have problems in their hearts and can get joy in fighting and killing, most of the pirates gamble their lives to steal money, just to Spend it out boldly."

That’s right, if you say that the pirates in the great voyage age of the earth, because the personal bounty is too high, they dare not go to some big cities to spend a lot of money, and the small villages generally parked and hide have no place to spend money, and rob I couldn’t bear to sell the precious metals at a low price, so I could only save up the wealth obtained from the robbery. If I saved too much and put it on the boat, I couldn’t worry about it. In the end, I could only dig a hole and bury it, and it would benefit future generations. The pirates do not have this worry at all.

From the Four Seas to the Great Sea Route, except for the naval ports, all remaining ports are allowed to moor for any ships. As long as you collect the pirate flag, you can even stand upright beside the warship. Even if you don't accept the Pirate Flag and you find a horn to stop the boat, no one will care about you.

And the precious luxury items such as gold jewelry you robbed can be found in any prosperous town.

For example, the Azeroth Chamber of Commerce in the East China Sea.

Therefore, in the world of One Piece, except for a very small number of pirates like Nami who have treasure collecting habits, they may bury some treasures and leave a treasure map. Most of the pirates are currently drunk and drunk. The kind, today they may have hundreds of thousands of Baileys in their pockets, and then tomorrow they will spend it clean.

The difference is that the way to spend money for a pirate who pursues an ideal may be to buy a better knife and trade for a better boat. And those pirates who don't have ideals, who are confused, buy better wine and exchange for better girls.

That's it!

"So," Kong Ming made a concluding statement, "It is said that Port Tatuka knows these pirates and their movements best, not Gibbson's men, but..."

"Spy of the Navy!" Yal Rita jumped out and said confidently.

Kong Ming felt the blood vessels in his forehead jump and jump.

That’s right, the one who knows these pirates best is definitely the navy’s spies installed on this island, but Alrita, can you tell me the names of these spies? Where do they live? A few cows in...

A year ago, in order to find informants from other forces who had planted in Tatuka Port, Kong Ming did not hesitate to fight, and in one breath he caught three or four thousand giant axe Jonathan’s brothers, loved ones, and friends, but even the dark agent sellers were half-minded He didn't find a few spies on the face, let alone those spies who completely hide their identities.

Therefore, Kong Ming completely ignored Al Rita, but said his answer word by word.

"I'm talking about... the dark agent of Stutsi, Queen of Happy Street, and the owner behind all the prostitutes and taverns in Tatuka Port, and the actual manager of Happy Street in Tatuka Port, code-named "Gonewiththewind", Susan Pitt , Of course, it must be a fake name."

"Boss, do you actually know the name of this dark agent?" Yallita's focus is very peculiar, "Obviously that sharp-haired guy, you don't even want to hear his name."

"His name is Eduardo," Kong Ming grinned his teeth and held his glasses in a low voice. "The reason I say that is only to create a strong conversation environment... Why should I explain this to you."

"But you are right. I care more about this dark agent on Happy Street. That's why I didn't call the door in broad daylight."

Of course, Kong Ming did not say why he cared, because there is no way to explain it.

Happy Street Queen Stushi herself is a CP0 spy. Kong Ming believes that not many people know about the world government except the five old stars and the CP0 chief. If Kong Ming told the big mouth in front of him the news now, he would probably put his name in front of Wu Lao Xing a day later.

Since the biggest BOSS on Happy Street is a member of the world government, the person in charge of Happy Street in the East China Sea cannot guarantee that he is not a spy from the CP series.

Therefore, the next thing to do is to pay attention to a little method and method.