NOVEL WEB Cycle 20 (2)
Dear Diary,
Today was… an interesting day.
So, about two thirds of the players are guys. Meaning everyone who happens to be a girl got a lot of attention on the beach.
Ok, well, Avi and I kinda made a group with Kimi, Y, Fire and Steel. We all get along and have fun when we’re together.
I don't think Fire has ever worn a bikini before. She didn't know how to swim, so Kimi made it her mission to teach her. I joined, cuz I'm still very bad at swimming and need practice. Which, obviously, meant we all needed to wear bathing suits. The only bathing suits available for women are bikinis. So yeah.
I've worn them before, like when the Admin gave us gold bikinis that were insanely OP. Not a big deal.
And Kimi’s usual outfit is jeans, bikini armor top, and a zip-up hoodie. I don't think she’s worn a shirt since we got those things in her shop. As she says, she’s an adult and can wear whatever she pleases.
But Fire is used to wearing several layers of baggy clothes, and not having anyone pay any attention to her.
So suddenly wearing only a couple strategic fabric triangles and having every guy in a thirty-foot radius looking at her… kinda freaked her out.
Kimi and I tried to get her to relax and ignore it, but any time a guy came over she tried to hide behind one of us. Which only drew attention to her more.
Steel came over after a while, and I thought that might help, but some guys took that as like… a challenge? Like if they showed they could beat Steel up one of us would fall in love with them instead or something.
It was annoying. We gave up after that and came back to our building to play cards.
Hopefully tomorrow is better.
I mean, we kinda had fun for a little bit in the water. Fire learned how to paddle around on her stomach, so that’s good. Maybe tomorrow people won't pay as much attention to us and we can teach her more things.
In other news, I said I was thinking of asking the Admin a bunch of things, and everyone helped me think of more questions.
I know I'm not usually very organized, so I'm gonna write them down here first. That way I can put them in an order and send them off in a way that makes sense.
So preemptively,
Goodnight, Dungeon!
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Questions for Admin:
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Why did you put us all in a dungeon? |
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Did you just have a dungeon laying around already kinda made and put us in it? |
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Why was there originally a light blue magic and a dark blue magic? |
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Why do the players have to kill? |
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Did the Director make the first prize our own kingdom because she thinks players will do a good job at ruling? |
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What’s going on in the other dungeons, now that the players there don't need to race? |
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Why is the macguffin in our old dungeon a turtle figurine? |
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How old is the Director? |
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How old are you? |
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Did Admin 5 like her dessert tower? |
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Does anyone here have allergies? |
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We’re all in new bodies, so were all chronic illnesses cured? |
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What about depression or other things caused by chemical imbalances? |
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Are there any new diseases that began in a dungeon? |
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What’s the scientific reason we can't have kids here? |
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What would happen if someone refused to sleep, but respawned on purpose every time they got to a checkpoint? |
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There are six Admins, right? |
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How many Directors are there? |
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Is there anyone above the Director checking how good of a job she does? |
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Why do slimes have to be a thing? |
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Will there be slimes on the world we’re going to after this? |
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Why did you have to rename us all? |
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I mean, why couldn't we have renamed ourselves? |
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And why couldn’t we have kept our old names? |
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What’s up with the ceilings, why are they so weird? |
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Can we get the shape-changing belts here? |
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Why are the mounts here kinda lame? |
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Can we get music recorders here? |
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And cameras? |
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What level of technology will our next world have? |
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Who made the aphrodisiac chocolate lake? |
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Why did they make it? |
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Did they make anything similar? |
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Why doesn't the Director like Avi? |
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Why did she turn him into a kobold? |
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Is friendship magic a thing anywhere? |
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How many different worlds are there? |
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If we just keep getting reincarnated, do we ever really die? |
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Is Nat the oldest person here? |
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Where are all the other old people? |
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Where are all the kids? |
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If you turned bad people into goldfish, what did the other Admins do? |
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When we get to the new world, will we be able to change our races and genders around like we can here, or will they be permanent? |
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What about magic type? |
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Will the magic system be the same as it is here? |
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Why are there no marbles here? |
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Why the memory erasing? |
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Will we remember the dungeon and everything when we get to the new world? |
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Where do the Admins come from? |
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Where did the Director come from? |
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Will our group be together in the new world? |
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How do we all speak English? |
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Can we get the OP bikini armor for a cycle again? |