Cycle 1 (7)
Dear Diary,
Ok, so, remember on page 1 of this book I said Kimi and Y were mad scientists?
Yeah, they blew up a Floor.
It was, admittedly, an epic fireball. I’m glad I was standing on the stair side of the exit when they set it off. As a result, I still have eyebrows. Kimi and Y do not. Or at least they didn’t when we got to the catgirl floor. They might have purposefully died to respawn with eyebrows by now.
I wonder if they’ll get in trouble for that. One time they burned away all the oxygen on a Floor in our old dungeon, and the Admin was nooooot happy about it. This time they exploded all the oxygen away, and probably made the Floor completely uncrossable. If I were in charge, they’d be in trouble.
Aaaanyways. Floor 26 is a floodplain with big crocodiles and huge eagles. Floor 27 is a cavern with big glowing crystal formations and crystal golems. Floor 28 was a geyser field, and is now a bunch of scorched rubble. Floor 29 is a lake of boiling hot chocolate with floating marshmallows we’re supposed to use to jump across. I’m pretty sure we could tie them together and make a raft, too.
And then Floor 30 is the catgirl floor.
There, I’ve recorded half the dungeon. I might stop for this cycle. Next cycle I’ll write what the other half is. I mean, I’ve been so focused on writing down what’s on all the Floors I’ve barely talked about the group!
So yeah, I’ll do that.
Starting tomorrow, cuz I’m tired. Even though I haven’t written all that much.
Oh well.
Goodnight, Dungeon!
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From: Director |
To: All Players |
Subject: Floor 28 |
For the last several hours, Floor 28 has been filled with an extremely toxic gas. I’ve fixed the problem, and am looking into what happened. I apologize for any delay this may have caused your parties. Director |