NOVEL WEB Chapter 62 - A Married Man Part Two
Chapter 62 - A Married Man Part Two
Baldswin let out a long sigh. "And I just had that door fixed too…" Every time a door broke in the shop, it was normally his fault which meant he had to fix it. "Damn it!" He didn't even take a second glance at the beauty embedded into the wall. He walked into the forge, and when he saw Creige pulling out one of the most treasured of all ores, his eyes almost bulged out of his head. "You!? You!? You're actually going to use that!?"
"Mmmm… Only this heavenly ore is suitable to forge a weapon for my wife." Creige replied as he began getting his forge ready.
"I see. Yeah, if it is for your wife, I could understand… … Wife… Wife… What the flying fuck!? When the fuck did you get a wife!?" Baldswin's mind was in complete confusion. 'He only left for a few days. How in these few days did he end up with a wife? Who in the world was able to move this man's cold steel heart? Trying to get this man to find affection for any woman was like trying to use a sewing needle to sew two pieces of cold steel together. It was just not possible! The man who just tossed the top beauty of the entire Stone Hammer Kingdom out of his shop without mercy was actually married!? This… This… This was completely inconceivable!'
"Mmm… I did." Creige answered in a nonchalant way. He did not see what the big deal was. Although it was forced, he actually did not mind it so much now.
"Gi-Gi-Give me a minute to take this all in. The virgin who hates women to the max. The virgin who just tossed a world class beauty out the door. A virgin… A virgin… A virgin like you actually got married!? Wait… Did you marry a man!?" Baldswin couldn't figure it out. He had sent over so many women, yet he rejected them all. Now, out of nowhere, he was actually married. Since this person was nowhere to be seen, he could only think that maybe the one he called wife was actually a man and was considered the female of the two!
"No, I am one hundred percent sure she is a woman. By the way, do you like saying the word virgin?" Creige could not understand why every time his friend came over; he was shouting virgin, this virgin that.
"Alright, forget about that. Tell me, how the hell did you end up married?" Baldswin had to know what the hell happened to make this man marry some woman.
"Ummm… Well, it was like this." Creige went on to tell him what had happened.
"Pfft! Ahahahaha! You! You got fucking married to a little girl! Ahahahahahaha, you fucking lolicon! Ahahaahaa! Oh man, my sides hurt… Holy sh*t… To think the most wanted bachelor of Stone Hammer was forced into marriage by a little girl! This is gold! I have to meet this girl. I have to know what little girl has such capability that she could force you into marriage. I can't wait to tell the boys about this. The great Creige of Stone Hammer is a bonafide lolicon." Baldswin was holding his stomaching, his face red from laughing so hard.
Creige frowned and reached out, grabbing the top of Baldswin's head. "Go fix my door!"
"Ouch sh*t! Alright! Just let go! It's going to crack!" Baldswin quickly began to panic when Creige grabbed his head and began squeezing. He really felt like his head was about to crack open!
Creige let him go and went back to stirring his fire. He had to get the temperature just right to make his little wife's weapon.
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Far above the skies in a different realm cut off from the world itself. A nine tailed fox laid on a purple couch surrounded by purple flames. She had a bowl of grapes in front of her and was leisurely peeling them and popping them into her mouth as she watched the screen in front of her. "You're still watching that little one?" A girl in a black dress walked in. On her back were two folded black wings.
"Mmm… She is truly entertaining. Sei, you should sit and watch as well. She just forced a very handsome man to marry her." The nine tailed fox replied while popping another peeled grape into her mouth.
Sei smiled and took a seat next to the couch on a soft pillow and dipped her hand into the bowl of grapes, taking one out. "Did you not give her a blessing?"
"That I did. Although I think I went a bit overboard, but at least now I know she will not die. Oh, look! She just got a rock stuck up her butt. Haha, she is truly amusing." The nine tailed fox let out a laugh. The faces that the little girl on the screen made really amused her.
"Mmm… If she died, it would make our lives less interesting. Everyone wishes to become a god, but they do not seem to understand the life of a god is boring. Our only source of entertainment is watching those below. We may live in a realm with many miracles, but after some time, it becomes a daily thing. What amuses me about the world below the most is that church that they have there. They do not seem to realize that the god they worship is actually what they call a demi human, which they hate the most. Isn't that right, Yuthia, the Moon Fire Goddess." Sei said with a smile as she popped the grape in her hand into her mouth.
"Humph! It's their fault for worshiping me. To be honest, I do not care what they do. They could destroy the lands below all they want. But if they mess with the one I have blessed, then I will not mind burning their whole country to the ground." Yuthia replied, and then her eyes lit up as a thought came to mind. "Sei, how about you bless this little one as well?"
"I do not mind, but if I am going to bless her, then we might as well invite Rilenas to do so as well since she is the dragon goddess. But all that can wait until later, let's watch this little one for now." Sei had just sat down and got comfortable. There was no way she was going to move from her spot for at least the next ten to twenty years.