Reborn 1990: Running towards the life of a housewife

Shen Xiaojun glared at the man who slept like a dead pig, pushed him, "Get up and wash up."

Lin Zhe opened his eyes in confusion, then got out of bed and went to the bathroom. After a while, the sound of water could be heard inside.

Within a few minutes, Lin Zhe came out covered in moisture and walked over wearing a pair of boxer briefs.

Shen Xiaojun also just came back from Yaoyao's room and locked the door with a click, "Your snoring just now was so loud."

"Nonsense!" Lin Zhe retorted subconsciously, "I never snore. No matter how tired I am, I can only breathe hard. When I was so exhausted at the construction site, I never snored."

Shen Xiaojun opened the closet and took out clothes: "I should really record it for you to see how you can deny it. Just because you didn't snore before doesn't mean you don't snore now. You don't look at your weight back then, but look at you now."

Lin Zhe pinched the flesh on his body. It seemed that he couldn't do it unless he lost weight.

Lin Zhe's way to lose weight is to eat less.

The next morning, he drank half a bowl of porridge and ate two longan buns.

When Shen Xiaojun saw this, he said to him, "That's all you eat?"

"Well, I'm going to lose weight." Lin Zhe stood up and walked out without seeing his stomach. "I'm going to the company."

Shen Xiaojun: ...I’ll wait until your stomach growls with hunger!

Yaoyao bit into the bun, "Dad doesn't eat as much as I do. Why does he want to lose weight?"

Shen Xiaojun added another half spoonful of porridge to himself, "Didn't your dad snore last night? He knew you disliked him last night, so he decided to lose weight and get rid of the bad habit of snoring."

Yaoyao: "Ah!" He looked surprised. It turns out that my father eats so little because of me!

"Mom, you'd better let dad eat more. It's hard to be hungry."

"You should talk to him yourself when he comes back, and you have to tell him that if he wants to lose weight, he should exercise more."

Yaoyao nodded and accepted this 'difficult' task.

When Lin Zhe came back in the evening, Yao Yao was already waiting for him at the door. When he saw him, he held his hand and said, "Dad, are you hungry today?"

hungry!

Why aren't you hungry? I haven't been hungry in several years. I have almost forgotten what it feels like to be hungry.

He didn't even dare to eat meat for lunch.

But Lin Zhe wouldn't say that. He smiled and picked up Yaoyao, "You're not hungry, why do you ask?"

"Mom said you were losing weight. Dad, I didn't mean to dislike you. I'm sorry!"

Yaoyao touched his father's face and felt that his father had lost weight. Look, his face was not so round anymore.

Lin Zhe pulled down his son's little hand and squeezed it, "When did you dislike me?"

Yaoyao is a little confused. Doesn’t dad know?

He murmured: "I wanted to sleep with you last night, but you snored, so I ran away. Mom said I hurt you, so you have to lose weight."

Lin Zhehehe: "You are really my good son."

I am not because of you, I am because of your mother.

It was your mother who hurt me.

Lin Zhe complained in his heart: As expected of your mother, he looks so much like her!

Yaoyao patted his father on the shoulder seriously, "Dad, grandpa said that you have to exercise to lose weight. It's not advisable to go hungry because it will hurt your body."

Lin Zhe raised his eyebrows, "When did your grandfather say that?"

Yaoyao: "Oh, I called to ask."

Lin Zhe: "...Poof!"

Did you hear that?

This is the sound of vomiting blood due to anger.

Now it's better, even the father-in-law and mother-in-law know that he wants to lose weight, and if he can't keep it, his brother-in-law will also be there.

Next time he goes back, he will lose dozens of kilograms and be too shameless to appear in front of others.

For dinner that day, Lin Zhe didn't even finish half of the bowl of rice.

In the middle of the night, Lin Zhe woke up from hunger.

When Shen Xiaojun got up at night, all he saw were hungry green eyes.

She was startled, turned on the light and asked him, "Why are you keeping your eyes open? You eat so little and you stay up most of the night. Do you want to become an immortal?"

Lin Zhe rolled his eyes at her weakly, "Daughter-in-law, I'm hungry."

Seeing him like this, Shen Xiaojun couldn't help but want to laugh, "There are instant noodles at home, do you want to eat them?"

Lin Zhe swallowed, "Should I eat...or not?"

"You ask me? Who do I ask?"

Shen Xiaojun picked up the hair fork on the dressing table and put her hair up. "You don't eat all the fat in one go, and you can't even think about losing it in one go. Instead of being hungry, it's better to exercise more and get up an hour early every day to go out." Run, eat less high-sugar and high-fat foods, don’t overeat when you’re full, eat more vegetarian food, eat less meat, and you’ll definitely lose weight in half a year.”

"Half a year?" This is too long.

"The meat on your body needs more than half a year to taste, right? Half a year is still enough." He went out after saying that.

Lin Zhe followed. Shen Xiaojun was taking instant noodles out of the cupboard, and boiling water was boiling in the small pot on the stove.

"What flavor do you want?"

"What flavor does it have?"

"Pickled pepper flavor and spicy flavor."

"Spicy." Lin Zhe sat down next to the table and waited for his wife to prepare a loving supper for him.

I felt so happy at the moment. Look, I disliked him for being fat. Seeing that he was hungry, I felt sorry for him, so I got up and gave him instant noodles.

His wife is very stubborn.

How did Shen Xiaojun know that he had so many inner dramas? If he knew, he would definitely throw the bag in his face.

There were ham sausages and braised eggs in the refrigerator, so I took out two of them.

Lin Zhe saw that she had brought two buckets of instant noodles. The other flavor was pickled pepper, which was definitely not prepared for him. Besides, he couldn't eat two buckets, so he asked, "Are you hungry too?"

"A little bit, you can't let me watch you eat it, right?" Shen Xiaojun pushed the flavor he wanted to eat to him.

Lin Zhe: ...After working on it for a long time, I still have to do it myself.

When the water on the stove boiled, Shen Xiaojun kicked Lin Zhe and said, "Go get the water."

Lin Zhe stood up resignedly and went to the stove to fetch water. He poured the boiling water into the bowl of instant noodles, and the aroma was immediately stimulated!

"Fuck!"

My mouth almost watered, it was so fragrant!

Shen Xiaojun glanced at him, feeling pitiful that he was still hungry at his age.

After 3 minutes, the noodles were soaked, and Lin Zhe couldn't wait to start!

Oh my god!too delicious!

Everything tastes delicious when you’re hungry!

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Shen Xiaojun ate slowly, while Lin Zhe inhaled like a storm.

Lin Zhe ate all the bowl of instant noodles in three gulps. If it wasn't too hot, he would have eaten it faster. He drank all the soup at the bottom of the bowl, even if it wasn't too hot.

Shen Xiaojun only ate half of it, but she didn't want to eat the remaining half. She raised her eyes and glanced at Lin Zhe, who was staring at her, "Are you still eating?"

Lin Zhe licked his face and smiled, "You don't want to eat?"

Seeing her shaking her head, Lin Zhe quickly brought it to him.

I buried my head in eating, and while I was eating, a person came into the kitchen.

"Dad, you are having a midnight snack, and you still eat two buckets! Don't you want to lose weight?"

Lin Zhe almost choked when he suddenly heard a voice, "Ahem!"

Looking up, Xiaowei was looking at him with disapproval.

Looking again, Shen Xiaojun didn't know when he left.

Lin Zhe: "..."

Xiaowei: ...Alas!Dad is too undisciplined.