Re: Naruto Uzumaki

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"..." Naruto silently watched Reika, sound asleep in his arms, exhausted, with a smile drawn on her face.

While she held him tightly and rested, Naruto decided to check the group chat to see what they were talking about.

[Hashirama Senju: Ohhh! So your secret student is named Obito, Madara!]

[Madara Uchiha: You...! Don't make me say things I don't want to!]

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: Obito? Are you talking about Obito from Team 7, Minato's student? That's impossible!!]

[Madara Uchiha: Nobody asked you to speak, decrepit old man. You have no place in this conversation.]

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: I am the Third Hokage of Konoha!!]

[Tobirama Senju: That means nothing here, little monkey. You're nobody here. Danzō isn't around to retreat with those words and storm out.]

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: …]

[Hashirama Senju: I would've liked to have a student to compete with Madara... It'd be fun to see who's the better teacher!]

[Madara Uchiha: My student would undoubtedly have been superior in everything. You're not teacher material. You're too stupid.]

[Hashirama Senju: Hehe...]

[Madara Uchiha: What are you laughing at?! Are you mocking me?!]

[Hashirama Senju: No, not at all... It's just that you said "material."]

[Tobirama Senju: Brother… you really are an idiot.]

Naruto had read enough already and decided to jump into the conversation.

[Naruto Uzumaki: Speaking of Obito... I'd like to talk about Obito.]

[Madara Uchiha: Don't you dare reveal anything, brat!!]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Tell me your secret or I'll talk about Obito. Your choice.]

[Madara Uchiha: That... ahem, talk all you want about Obito.]

[Mito Uzumaki: What an idiot. Anyway, I'll reveal your secret when I come up with a good question for Naruto.]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Alright, then I'll begin. Obito didn't...]

[Madara Uchiha: Wait! Wait! One second!]

[Mito Uzumaki: Here we go. Madara's about to start begging…]

[Tobirama Senju: I enjoy seeing him like this. He really wants to keep his secrets. It'll be fun when he has nothing left to offer Naruto.]

[Hashirama Senju: Oh, come on, Madara. Let us know more about your student...]

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: I know about Obito…]

[Hashirama Senju: You stay quiet!]

[Tobirama Senju: I agree with my brother. Little monkey, stay silent and wait for your punishment. It's not far off.]

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: …]

[Biwako Sarutobi: Husband, I feel sorry for you…]

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: Biwako, dear…]

[Biwako Sarutobi: But you deserve it.]

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: …]

[Madara Uchiha: Silence, everyone! Ask me whatever you want, Naruto! I'll give it to you!]

Naruto looked at Madara's offer in surprise and smiled.

[Naruto Uzumaki: Actually... you don't have anything I'm interested in right now.]

[Madara Uchiha: What did you say?! I'm the great Madara Uchiha! You can ask for anything! Anyone would kill for this opportunity!]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Give me everything.]

[Madara Uchiha: E-everything...?]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Everything.]

[Madara Uchiha: Everything is too much, brat! Next time you try to blackmail me, I won't have anything left to offer! I won't be able to save myself the next time!]

[Mito Uzumaki: This is more entertaining than I imagined…]

[Naruto Uzumaki: If everything is too much... give me all your combat experience and…]

[Madara Uchiha: I accept!!]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Don't rush it! I haven't finished yet!]

[Madara Uchiha: Tch...]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Search your skill list for something called 'Chakra of Indra Ōtsutsuki.']

[Madara Uchiha: Why would you think I have something like that...? Oh… there it is.]

[Indra Ōtsutsuki: My chakra...? That means this Madara is...]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: Ohhh! So that's why Father called him Indra No. 86! Then it's true that Naruto is my reincarnation, Asura No. 87!]

[Naruto Uzumaki: It's not a full reincarnation, actually. It's just your chakra being reborn in your descendants again and again, forcing them to compete like you did. But don't worry. I already fixed that problem.]

[Madara Uchiha: I don't understand this Chakra reincarnation stuff... Is that even possible?]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Think of Asura and Indra's Chakra like a Bijū. It carries emotions, will, and resentment. But since it has no physical form or consciousness, it reincarnates in the bodies of its descendants.]

[Hashirama Senju: That's... strange.]

[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: Hashirama is, as I call him, Asura No. 86. He was the first to manifest wood release. Quite the surprise.]

[Madara Uchiha: Wait... if Hashirama is Asura and I'm Indra... We've been fighting our whole lives because of him! Hashirama and I could have been... ahem, good friends if it weren't for his influence!]

[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: No. You fought not because of the will of Asura and Indra's Chakra inside you, but because you were immature fools.]

[Hashirama Senju: …]

[Madara Uchiha: …]

[Mito Uzumaki: Well, I can't agree more with that.]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: So, Naruto, how did you fix the problem? Why do you think you won't face this era's Indra reincarnation?]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Because she's with me right now. Naked. Hugging my body. Is that proof enough?]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: Oh... that... I wasn't expecting to hear that.]

[Indra Ōtsutsuki: So Asura and I...?]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: But we're siblings!]

[Naruto Uzumaki: The problem is solved. That should be enough.]

[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: Wow… Indra, it seems you finally got what you always wanted.]

[Indra Ōtsutsuki: That...]

[Tobirama Senju: What she always wanted...?]

[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: I guess no one knows why Indra truly rebelled.]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Wasn't it a mixture of jealousy and resentment toward his younger brother, Asura? Indra must have felt unfairly ignored when you, his own father, didn't choose him as your successor. He was the eldest, and yet you ignored him. If I were in his place, I would have killed you for denying me what was rightfully mine.]

[Madara Uchiha: I've never agreed with anyone more in my life.]

[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: That's not how it happened, why would you think that...?]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: Nothing could be further from the truth.]

[Indra Ōtsutsuki: …]

[Tobirama Senju: Don't tell me... I think I get it now!]

[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: When Indra and Asura were born, my wife and I decided to betroth them to maintain a pure Ōtsutsuki Clan lineage…]

[Hamura Ōtsutsuki: Good thing I exist, or the Ōtsutsuki Clan wouldn't exist anymore.]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Yeah, well... I'll tell you later.]

[Hashirama Senju: Huh? So Indra is like Tobirama? Is she gay?]

[Tobirama Senju: Brother!! You didn't have to say it like that!]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: Gay? No no. Indra is a woman.]

[Indra Ōtsutsuki: You thought I was a man? Heh…]

[Mito Uzumaki: Fufu~]

[Naruto Uzumaki: …]

[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: Indra and Asura were very close. But Indra started developing feelings for her brother, knowing they'd be married in the future…]

[Indra Ōtsutsuki: But you, old man, suddenly broke off our engagement without consulting me!]

[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: Your brother didn't want to marry you! He fell in love with one of my disciples!]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: She was beautiful…]

[Indra Ōtsutsuki: You...!! Are you implying I'm not?!]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: T-that's not what I meant, sister!]

[Madara Uchiha: This story... sounds suspiciously familiar…]

[Mito Uzumaki: Yeah, not surprising...]

[Madara Uchiha: …]

[Indra Ōtsutsuki: I didn't rebel out of jealousy or resentment! I rebelled to claim what was mine since the day I was born! I didn't care about being the successor or not!]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Well, I wish you luck. Come at me, beast.]

[Group leader Naruto Uzumaki has added Indra Ōtsutsuki and Asura Ōtsutsuki to the same room.]

[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: …]

[Hamura Ōtsutsuki: …]

[Indra Ōtsutsuki: This...!! Thank you so much, Naruto Uzumaki! Take this as my thanks!]

[Indra Ōtsutsuki has granted the group leader all her chakra.]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: W-wait a minute, Indra... Your look is scaring me! Why are you coming closer like that?! Nooo, let me goooo!]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Ahem... if I had solved the problem already, now I've resolved it at its root.]

[Tobirama Senju: Heh. "At its root," like when you killed Danzō…]

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: WHAT?! NARUTO KILLED DANZŌ?!]

[Hashirama Senju: And also those two old folks from the Konoha Council who did nothing…]

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: HOMURA AND KOHARU TOO?!]

[Tobirama Senju: What did I tell you earlier, little monkey? Be quiet and patiently wait for your well-deserved punishment.]

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: …]

[Naruto Uzumaki: I THINK I KNOW WHAT MADARA'S SECRET IS!!]

Lying in his bed, with Reika hugging his body, Naruto's eyes shot open as he realized it.

How could he have been so blind? How had he not realized that Madara is...?