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Chapter 242 What's wrong with you



It seems that Bixiang has to keep an eye on the Chen family.

Su Xiaosu collected everything in the cellar, leaving only a bag of stick noodles for them.

Regarding these things, she didn't plan to eat them herself. After all, they were quite irritating, so she might as well sell them on the black market!

After the search was almost done, Bixiang, Su Xiaosu and a ghost climbed over the wall and left the Chen family.

Su Xiaosu quickly shuttled on the Gulongdong village road, and in just a few breaths, she directly climbed over the high wall of her small courtyard.

With her current cultivation base, ordinary people can detect this elusive skill.

Early the next morning, Gu Chenxiao took Su Xiaosu to the village chief to get a marriage certificate, saying that he would get the marriage certificate the next time he went to town.

The village chief sighed and felt relieved when he saw the two of them, and at the same time admired Gu Xiaozi's courage.

Unexpectedly, such a capable person as Su Xiaosu would be taken in by Gu Xiaozi, and he was not afraid of not being able to sleep in the middle of the night.

No matter how much he slandered in his heart, the village head sincerely wished them well, and issued a marriage certificate for them with a smile.

Gu Chenxiao specially left a pack of white rabbit milk candies for the village chief as a thank you, and also left three catties of hard fruit candies for him to distribute to the villagers, feeling happy.

For such a big happy event, the village head agreed directly and readily.

Gu Chenxiao pulled Su Xiaosu and left the village chief's house. He put the marriage certificate in his jacket pocket, carefully buttoned it, and patted it with his hands, smiling like a fool.

"Fool!" Su Xiaosu whined.

"Hey... I'm happy! Let's get a marriage certificate when I come back next time, okay?"

"Take another set of wedding photos!"

"Okay!" Gu Chenxiao nodded vigorously.

The morning sun shone on the two of them, so happy.

Chen's:

"puff!"

"puff!"

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Before the eldest daughter-in-law got up, she felt her stomach twisting for a while, and then she started to fart one after another.

The stench mixed with the smell of feces seemed to be fermented, and it stinks to death.

"You... are you evil... disgusting and disgusting."

Boss Chen's face was so irritated and disgusted that he was dying, he immediately twisted his body vigorously, and covered his head with his own quilt.

The eldest daughter-in-law was a little embarrassed, and explained: "Maybe I caught a cold in the middle of the night! I'll go to the latrine first."

After finishing speaking, regardless of whether her husband said anything or not, she quickly put on her clothes and shoes, and ran out with her buttocks covered.

"Puff...Puff...Puff"

The old Chen family cursed loudly, why did he marry such a stinky woman.

In the room of the second son of the Chen family, the second daughter-in-law only felt hot and itchy in her lower body, and the desire in her heart could not be suppressed.

It's just that country people are more reserved. Even if they really want to, they are too embarrassed to say it, even if that person is their husband.

"What are you doing twisting and turning?" The second son of the Chen family scolded impatiently.

"No...it's nothing!" Although the second daughter-in-law said so, she had already turned sideways and leaned on her man's shoulder, and her little hand was drawing circles on his chest.

Chen Laoer took a look at his daughter-in-law, she was already an old husband and wife, how could he not understand what she meant?

"What's wrong? I didn't feed you enough yesterday?"

"Damn, what are you talking about!"

Chen Lao Er laughed loudly, and wanted to turn over and press on him as he spoke, but found that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move his arms and legs.

The second son of the Chen family thumped in his heart, his eyes changed from shock to confusion to fear.

"I... what's wrong with me?"

The woman who continued to draw circles, "What's wrong?"

"Get up quickly, I can't move my arms and legs, I can't move!" The second son of the Chen family shouted anxiously.

The second daughter-in-law was also terrified, with a face full of disbelief, and said, "How is it possible? Don't scare me?"

"I really didn't scare you, I really can't move my arms and legs, please lift the quilt and have a look."

The second daughter-in-law quickly lifted the quilt and looked at the intact legs and arms, but she didn't see any injuries.

"It looks fine! You try again!"

Chen Laoer tried again, but there was still no reaction.

The second daughter-in-law grabbed his arm, and when he let go, it fell down with a "boom".

Left leg, still!

Right leg, still!

"Mother! Oh my god! What's wrong with this, master, what's wrong with you?" The second daughter-in-law burst into tears.

The second son of the Chen family had a panicked look on his face, and he said quickly, "Hurry up, ask the eldest brother to take me to the hospital, why are you still standing there, hurry up!"

"Oh...oh!" The second daughter-in-law hurriedly wiped her tears and ran out.


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