NOVEL WEB Chapter 707: Cute
Korea over there is gearing up for an attack, all puffed up and strutting!
However, before they even started!
H: "Damn it! My computer got hit by a virus again! And it's freaking Panda Burning Incense!"
32: "Sh*t! Didn't they say it could be defended against by now?! Why's it back?!"
&: "This is a mutated virus! It must be GH's doing!"
Seven: "Motherf*cker!"
H: "Hurry and find a solution! I can still hold on for now! We were about to attack Heavenly Dynasty!"
&: "Find a solution my ass! You're not a computer idiot! This needs time! Time!"
32: "What do we do now?! Just let it die out like this?! Dammit! We'll be the laughingstock!"
Seven: "What can we do about being mocked?! Damn!"
As soon as that was said!
No one spoke in the chatroom again!
Because their computers were once again unresponsive!
One by one, they furiously smashed their computers, but it was all in vain!
They were just getting started, history always repeats itself!
Three-Eyed Group servers—paralyzed! Panda Burning Incense spotted—Dancing at the idiots' graveyard today!
Korea's internet surveillance—paralyzed! Panda Burning Incense spotted—Dancing at the idiots' graveyard today!
Korean government websites—paralyzed! Panda Burning Incense spotted—Dancing at the idiots' graveyard today!
Korean stock market—paralyzed! Panda Burning Incense spotted—Dancing at the idiots' graveyard today!
Korean police stations—paralyzed! Panda Burning Incense spotted—Dancing at the idiots' graveyard today!
Korean communications—paralyzed! Panda Burning Incense spotted—Dancing at the idiots' graveyard today!
...
These guys were completely furious!
"F*cking hell! Last time it was visiting the grave, today they're straight up dancing on it?!"
"Dammit! Heavenly Dynasty! I'm not done with you!"
"This is too much! What the hell is dancing on graves?!"
"We must issue a strong condemnation!"
"Ah! That cursed Lu Xiaobu!"
"..."
Not only them, but every computer that had been infected before was hit by the virus once again!
This time it came back faster and fiercer than before!
One after another, computers fell into a black screen!
One after another, that detested and feared pattern reappeared on their screens!
However, the good thing this time was—they were sort of used to it!
Seeing the virus appear again, they wouldn't scream or shout!
They would just silently say—Alright, it's started again, then shut down the computers, waiting for the official alert, then wait for the officials to crack the virus!
Ah! Such a painfully acquired understanding!
...
A day later, the mutated virus was cracked again.
H and his crew regrouped once more!
H: "What now? Do we still go for retaliation?"
32: "This... let me think!"
&: "Forget it! Orders from above, we're temporarily dropping the idea of retaliation!"
H: "Why?!"
&: "Why, you ask? Why don't you come up with a way to completely eliminate the Panda Burning Incense variants?! Fine, the higher-ups said they will condemn the other side."
H: "What's the use of condemnation!"
&: "I f*cking know it's no use alright?! But aside from that, do you have any other solutions?! Damn!"
32: "F*cking hell! It's so damn frustrating! Don't come to me for anything trivial in the future!"
H: "I'm going offline for awhile too! Dammit! Frustrating!"
Seven: "Sigh!"
After that, the chatroom went silent.
To think that Korea's top-tier hacker collective could be played again and again by this Lu Xiaobu!
And now they can only issue some worthless condemnation!
F*cking hell!
...
They stopped talking, but the netizens of Heavenly Dynasty were having a great time!
"Hahaha! What was someone saying before now? That they would retaliate against us? Come on then! Why aren't you coming?!"
"To embark on a campaign only to die before it gains success! Let me cry for you! No wonder they say it's like paying respects to a fool's grave!"
"Even raving on the tombstone! I'm dying of laughter, such fitting words!"
"Hey! You're still condemning us! On what grounds are you condemning us?! What evidence do you have?! Let me tell you, this is called defamation! Defamation!"
"Cough cough cough, one man beating up a whole country! Hehe! One man beating up a whole country! Hehehehe!"
"Upstairs, you're really sassy! Hahaha!"
"Sassy what sassy! I didn't say anything! Right! I'm just singing!"
"66666! I'll do it again too! One man beating up a whole country! Hehe! One man beating up a whole country! Hehehehe! Blizzack!"
"..."
The netizens of Korea are so mad they're about to explode!
"Don't go too far!"
"Yeah! Everyone knows it must be Lu Xiaobu up to no good! You're all complicit by covering for him!"
"How dare you bully us! Do you think we have no one?!"
"Too much! This is way over the line!"
"Lu Xiaobu! You are the mortal enemy of our great Korean nation!"
"Till death do us part!"
"You bunch of bastards!"
"..."
The netizens of the Heavenly Dynasty, seeing the Koreans hopping mad, showed even more swagger!
"Hey, come and bite me if you dare!"
"Get angry! If you've got the guts, follow the internet cable and come at me!"
"Why do I feel so comfy!"
"Beating up a country, heh, beating up a country!"
"First of all, I'm not saying Young Master Bu is the leader this time! I'm just asking, doesn't Korea like to claim that people from the Heavenly Dynasty are originally from Korea? Why are you not saying that now when it comes to Young Master Bu?!"
"Yeah! If you would claim that! We would absolutely give him to you! Hehe!"
"Pfft! The person upstairs is brutal! Giving Young Master Bu to them?! Do you want to set back their economy by fifty years?!"
"Hahaha! Young Master Bu is like a time bomb, ready to explode on whoever owns him!"
"That's right! Let's give it a whirl and swipe away!"
"Exactly! Supporting Young Master Bu!"
"No question!"
"Let's go, let's go!"
"..."
And just like that, a wave of angry youth flooded into the 'Extinction' website, not being picky anymore, as long as it looked somewhat useful, as long as it had the 'Verified by Lu Xiaobu' tag on it...
That's one word, buy, buy, buy!
Buying to their heart's content, buying to vent their anger!
Yeah, can't show support outright, but supporting on the down low!
...
Lu Xiaobu watched these netizens and smiled knowingly.
Although sometimes the netizens are a bit fickle, and even sometimes a bit foolish, many times, they are quite adorable!
Like right now, in fact, this so-called protection was in vain.
After all, if they could guess it, couldn't others do the same?
Still, they protected Lu Xiaobu in their way, which made him feel quite good!
"System, clear all traces!"
Lu Xiaobu commanded the system.
A virus is also a kind of secret recipe, able to erase traces!
Once the virus's traces were erased, even if someone investigated, they could only find GH had invaded Korea, with no traces of damage!
What, is surfing the internet beyond the wall now prohibited?!
...
Meanwhile.
Lin Feng swirled his red wine glass and chuckled, "This Lu Xiaobu, never a day of peace!"
"Young Master Lin, why haven't you taken action this time?!" Housekeeper Jia asked, somewhat puzzled.
Logically, with Young Master Lu and Korea getting into a brawl, it would've been most convenient for the Young Master to strike, easily delivering a fatal blow!
But not only did the Young Master not make a move, he had even heard the Young Master suppress the issue over a phone call!
"My rivalry with Lu Xiaobu is a matter between the two of us, it's not yet others' place to interfere, especially not people from other countries!"
Lin Feng put down his wine glass and stood up with a sneer, "Lu Xiaobu is a man of the Heavenly Dynasty! And I, Lin Feng, even more so!"