Chapter 31: Chapter 30: The Grand Recap!“My Dad Got Isekai’d, and All I Got Was This Lousy Prophecy”
"Alright, alright, let's get this straight! I, Juichi Nakamura, have been through absolute insanity since coming to this world. So, let's rewind and take a moment to reflect on my suffering—I mean, my glorious adventure!"
Juichi dramatically clears his throat and steps onto the imaginary stage inside his head. Spotlights flash. Applause echoes. He puffs out his chest and places his hands on his hips.
"Cue the theme music!" he yells to nobody.
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My Dad Got Isekai'd First and Married an Elf Queen?! Rude.
"So, my dad, Kaito Nakamura, was just chilling in Tokyo, playing his favourite otome game when BAM! He gets sucked into another world by mistake. Talk about divine delivery gone wrong. It's like the gods ordered a hero on Amazon Prime and sent him to the wrong address."
Juichi points an accusatory finger at the sky.
"And of course, the guy doesn't just survive—he thrives. Becomes a hero, saves the world, and marries a gorgeous elf queen, Lyrae Redwood. Meanwhile, I was back in Japan losing to math and paying 700 yen for cup ramen."
He slumps into a dramatic squat, hands over his face.
"Oh, and get this—his ring sends a magic notification to my new elf mom letting her know I'm her son. Like, ding-dong! You've got family!"
Juichi throws up his hands. "And that's how I found out my dad was living the fantasy dream while I was stuck with cram school and seasonal allergies."
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From Tokyo to Goblin Fights: The Worst Exchange Program Ever
"So fast-forward—some prophecy nonsense decides I'm the real Chosen One and yoink, I'm isekai'd into the middle of a murder forest. Yay."
He holds up sarcastic jazz hands.
"I almost starved, got attacked by monsters, and then got dragged into drama with thugs and nobles. Somewhere along the way, I met a girl, punched a guy, and realized my long-lost dad is a walking legend."
Juichi rubs his face. "And when I finally found Lyrae and Alira—my new elf mom and adorable little sister—I thought I'd get a normal welcome."
Spoiler alert: I didn't.
"Instead, I walked into a magical soap opera full of tears, hugs, destiny talk, and some kind of mystical ring Wi-Fi connection. Lyrae insists Dad's still alive because their rings are 'linked by fate' or something."
Magical Bluetooth Dad-Tracker: 100% Elf Technology.
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The Adventurer's Guild and the Unfair Ranking System
"Okay, so I figure: 'I'll become an adventurer! Prove myself! Build my legacy!' Solid plan, right?"
He glares directly at the imaginary audience.
"WRONG. I got slapped with a D-Rank label faster than you can say 'mana test failure.' My readings were 'too low to be impressive.' Meanwhile, I'm secretly harbouring a sealed power that not even I understand."
He throws up his arms.
Cue tiny violin music.
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Ninja Plot Twists and the Art of the Friendship Breakup
"And then there's Sakura. She was my mission partner. Cool, deadly, mysterious—classic waifu material. But surprise! Turns out she's from the Harasen ninja clan and has a bounty on her head."
He dramatically gasps, clutching his chest.
"Her clan wanted to marry her off in some political power move. When they came for her, what did she do? She ghosted me!"
He waves his hands wildly.
"She straight-up goes, 'We're not friends anymore, Juichi. Bye!' and ninja-vanishes into the night."
Excuse me?!
After all we went through? After I shared my last piece of beef jerky?!
"So obviously, I had to go after her like the stubborn main character I am."
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Sakata Buddha: My Unofficial Life Coach from Hell
"And then… then I met him."
Juichi spins and points dramatically at thin air.
"Sakata Buddha. The legendary monk. The chaos incarnate. The pervy, loud, ridiculous man who decided I needed training."
He glares upward. "You'd think a spiritual master would be all wise and zen, right? Nope. He's a drunk uncle who knows kung fu."
"And instead of welcoming me with guidance, he looked at me and said—'That's it? I expected someone cooler.'"
Confidence shattered: Level Up!
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Hell Training, Pocket Dimensions, and Verbal Abuse
"Sakata didn't take me under his wing—he straight-up kidnapped me into a pocket dimension where time moves slower. It's always twilight there. No clocks. No breaks. No escape."
Juichi trembles. "He made me run, dodge, spar, meditate, get punched by illusions, yelled at me while I was bleeding, and insulted me the entire time."
"'Move faster, you slowpoke!'
'You swing a sword like a grandma!'
'I thought the Chosen One would be taller!'"
He holds his head. "And don't get me started on the elemental trials! I had to survive fire, wind, and void trials just to unlock a fraction of my potential. I was like a dungeon mob getting wrecked by the player."
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Back to the Present: Still Not Dead (Somehow)
Juichi lets out a deep breath and slumps to the floor.
"And that's how I ended up here—half-dead from training, emotionally damaged, and wondering if fate is just trolling me."
Right on cue, Sakata walks into the scene, stretching with a huge grin.
"Oi, kid," he says, cracking his back. "Done whining yet?"
Juichi glares at him. "Oh, you bet I am. Now spill it—what's your story?"
Sakata strikes a pose and strokes his chin like a wise sage about to reveal ancient secrets.
Juichi leans forward. The wind stills. Time pauses.
Sakata clears his throat…
…and starts reciting:
"Once upon a time, in a land so wide, lived a tiny fox, full of pride—"
Juichi faceplants into the dirt.
"Sakata, what the hell?!"
Sakata bursts into laughter, slapping his knee. "Hah! You should've seen your face! Classic!"
Juichi groans into the ground. "I hate it here."
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Juichi's Complaint Corner (Bonus Panel):
A tiny chibi Juichi stands in front of a chalkboard that says "List of Grievances."
1. Dad's OP and vanished
2. Elf mom reads my fate like manga spoilers
3. Got dumped by a ninja
4. Sakata exists
5. Still D-Rank
6. Everything hurts
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To be continued…