Pirates: The fake navy in the Straw Hat Pirates

Meanwhile.

Philips, who returned home, told his father Witton about his encounter with the private navy today.

"Private Navy?, what is that?"

After listening to Philips's story, Witton also looked puzzled.

He's been a pirate for decades, and he knows a lot about the navy, but he's never heard of the private navy, a naval organization!"

I guess those people will be here in a moment!They should still have a lot of

gold on them...."As the words fell, Philips looked greedily at the gold on the table.

Witton leaned on crutches and smiled, "Very good, you go and gather people and thunderbolt armor! Since the fat sheep has come to the door by itself, there is no reason why we should not eat." "

For the civilian navy or something, Witton doesn't care about it at all, and if he can put the navy in his eyes, he won't be a pirate.

......

Just when the Witton father and son were preparing to deal with Ike and the others, Ike's side had already arrived at Witton's manor villa under the leadership of Lake.

Witton's manor villa was very large, very large, and as soon as they entered the manor, everyone saw many servants working in it, and the hall of the manor was even more splendid.

"Hehe.... The owner here has a lot of taste!" said

Nicole Robin with a smile.

Weiwei also nodded in agreement.

Only Nami's eyes have changed into Bailey's shape.

She had already heard from Ike just now that the Straw Hats were going to come here to collect taxes as the tax office.

At first she didn't think so, but.... After seeing this splendid manor, Nami's heart was moved.

"What a lot of people's fat and people's ointment is this! Collect taxes, you have to collect taxes..."Nami

said righteously.

Ike, who was walking behind, asked Luffy, Ace, and Sabo to stay outside the hall, and Ike estimated that the old boy at Witton would definitely do something, so leaving the three outside was to solve the trouble in advance.

The three of them naturally had no opinion on Ike's words.

As soon as they entered the hall, Witton, who was on crutches, and his son Philips walked out.

Seeing that his father was still there, Lake immediately trotted over and said, "Father, grandfather.... These pirates are here to pay taxes and apologize!

"""Anyway... The current pirates are really polite, they know that they are wrong, and they even know that they take the initiative to apologize!

" "It's not like the pirates in the past, they are extremely rude, so I say... The new era is too...."

Before Lake could finish speaking, Philips covered his mouth.

Witton on the side looked at his good grandson with an ugly face.

Although Lake is very gentlemanly, he doesn't know that his grandfather was actually a sea thief...

And Witton had no intention of telling Lake who he was.

It's like playing in various gangster movies, when the gangster boss gets old, all he thinks about is how to keep his juniors from going down his old path.

Witton thinks the same way, he wants his grandson to succeed him as mayor.

After being the mayor for so many years, Wei had an epiphany that being a mayor to make money is more ruthless than being a pirate to grab money, and more importantly, with different identities, there will be no navy looking for trouble.

.....

Without looking at his idiot grandson again, Witton looked at Ike who was standing across from him and said, "You... Is it

the private navy?" Ike nodded and said, "That's right, I'm the deputy director of the private navy tax bureau!"

"

The tax office?"

Witton suddenly felt that the title was so lofty...

"Ahem, ahem...."Witton coughed lightly and said, "I don't remember that I was obligated

to pay taxes to your tax office!" "Of course, the duty of our private navy is to maintain peace and stability on the sea, and you live on the sea, so you naturally have to pay taxes!"

Witton: ...

"You're clearly trying to steal money!" Ike

shrugged.

"If you understand it that way, it's okay! Because the tax list I want to collect is a bit similar to your family!"

"For example, the tax, the food tax, the walking tax..."

Pirates are taxed!

" "There are also standards for pirates to be good, such as... Kind-hearted pirates basically don't have to pay taxes, but like you

...."Speaking of this, Ike sighed and continued, "I guess I can't afford to go bankrupt

!" At this time, Witton's face has become very ugly, he knows that the person in front of him is collecting taxes, and he is clearly finding fault!

"Very good...."

Witton sneered, then picked up the teacup next to the table, and smashed it on the ground without saying a word.

Seeing this, Lake, who had not yet figured out the situation, quickly took the cup that was about to be smashed on the ground.

"Grandpa.... Why can't you even hold a cup steadily!"

Witton: ...

Seeing that his stupid son repeatedly refused to give him face, Philips went up and slapped Lake on the back of the head.

"Bastard...."

, after scolding, Philips snatched the teacup and slammed it to the ground.

When the teacup hit the ground, a smile gradually appeared on Witton's lips.

Outside the hall, there were more than a thousand muskets in ambush, as well as ten thunderbolt robots.... It can be said that it is more than enough to destroy the so-called tax bureau in front of you.

Just then, a jumble of footsteps sounded outside.

Hearing the footsteps, Witton was even more proud.

But I don't know why, more than ten seconds have passed and no one has come in...

"Ahem...."Witton coughed awkwardly twice and said to his son on the side, "Philips, the quality of the soldiers you trained is too poor! Go back and increase the amount of training!"

"Yes, father...."

Philips replied very dryly.

But Philips is also a little puzzled, it's been more than a minute, but not a single soldier has entered the hall....

"I said... You can't do that by smashing the cup!" Ike

said with a smile.

"Hmph!" Witton snorted coldly, "Maybe my people didn't hear

it," and Witton picked up a cup again, but this time before he could smash it, Ike rushed over and snatched it.

"You're not good at smashing cups!Let you see what you call smashing cups!" As

he spoke, Ike directly dropped the cup in his hand, and shouted by the way, "Come out, my invincible three brothers!"

The cup landed with a crisp sound, and then, the wooden door of the manor hall was directly smashed, and Ace Sabo and Luffy walked in slowly.

Behind them was a group of soldiers lying on the ground, unsure of whether they were alive or dead, and a dozen or so robots that had been scrapped.

"See! That's what a cup is called!"

Seeing this scene, Witton, who was on crutches, sat directly on the ground, and pointed out the door with a frightened face, "This.... What's going on

?" "Can't you see this? This group of your subordinates will be all taken care of by our tax bureau in less than three minutes!"

"So... Do you choose to pay taxes, or do you pay taxes, or do you pay taxes?".