Chapter 31
Demons destroy the world, Butterfly House.
At four o'clock in the morning, Shanchui Huajin woke up from bed.
Where did you go today?
Because of the habit he developed through traveling every day, the first thing Shanbuki Huajin did when he opened his eyes was to reach out and touch around to see what he could touch.
As a result, he stretched out his hand and found that he touched something very plump.
Although there was a thin layer of cloth between them, he felt that he had made a lot of money today.
"Zheng!"
The sound of drawing a sword suddenly sounded from under the covers, and a sharpened samurai sword was already pressed against Shanbuki Hanajin's neck.
"Moses Moses! Sir, how did you get into my bed?"
A gentle-sounding girl's voice came.
Shanbuki Hanajin saw the girl clearly under the bed.
Butterfly ninja, you can make money with blood.
Then he clicked on today's system page and checked his own information.
Name : Yamabuki Hanajin (Jotaro Kujo)
Gender: Unknown (male)
Age: Unknown (seventeen years old)
Ability: Silly hair that never fades (even the invincible Jotaro may grow stupid hair)
Stand: Platinum Star (Five-A level king page. Can stop time, up to five seconds. Can hit the target at the speed of light. According to the kinetic energy formula, please calculate the destructive power of a punch by yourself.)
Life motto: Seventeen years old, afraid that the world is not violent enough.
Friendly reminder: Please treat girls in a gentle way.
"Mr. Pervert, can you hear me? Can you explain why it appears in my bed?"Although Butterfly Man still has a gentle smile on his face, there is looming anger in his eyes.
"Shut up, bitch!"Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Butterfly Ninja with an invincible expression.
Although Butterfly Ninja still had a smile on his face, his forehead was already covered with veins.
"If you refuse to answer properly, I can only teach you a little lesson."Although the butterfly ninja has the smallest strength among all the pillars, he is proficient in medicine. The knife is covered with poison. Even if it is not fatal to humans, it will cause pain for a long time.
"Platinum Star, hit Varudo!"Yamabuki Hanajin stopped for a moment. When time moved again, he had already picked up his clothes from the bed.
The Butterfly Ninja couldn't understand what happened just now. The person just now was clearly under his sword, why did he suddenly die in the blink of an eye? Missing?
Shanbuki Hanajin put on the clothes slowly, without concealing her strengths.
"Mother-in-law! You... are very smooth."Yamabuki Hanajin said seriously.
After all, the Butterfly Ninja couldn't bear it anymore and slashed him with a knife.
Where did this bastard come from?
The Butterfly House is a very hidden gathering place. Not to mention outsiders, even members of the Demon Slayer Corps are not sure You can find it here.
And... what does"very smooth" mean?
Please tell me clearly!
Seeing the sword slashed, Platinum Star suddenly appeared and grabbed the blade, because the butterfly ninja was not a substitute at all. , so she couldn't see the substitute.
She only felt an invisible force grabbing her sword, and it was impossible to pull the sword back with its power.
But even so, the Butterfly Ninja kept fighting, holding the sword with both hands. The handle was pulled back hard, and the little face turned red.
At this moment, a girl's voice came from outside.
"Teacher, it’s time to eat... huh?"
Kanahu looked at Jotaro Kujo with curiosity, why is there a man in his teacher's room?
"It's good to eat. If there's anything else, let's talk about it after dinner."Yamabuki Hanajin controlled the avatar to let go of his hand.
"ah!"The butterfly ninja sat on the ground because of the huge inertia, and looked at Yamabuki Hanajin angrily.
Just like that, Yamabuki Hanajin shamelessly came to the dining table and started to cook.
The butterfly ninja carefully observed Yamabuki Hanajin. First of all, this man Being able to walk under the sun meant that he was not a ghost, but indeed a human being.
But how did he get in? Then why did he appear in front of him... The butterfly ninja had restored his gentle smile, but there was murder in his eyes.
You bastard, let's just kill him.
"Mr. Kujo Jotaro...right...why are you here? asked the butterfly ninja
"I am a superpower. I will travel to a random place every day. Don't worry, I will travel to another world at twelve o'clock tonight."The main theme of Shanchui Huajin is sincerity.
Other time-travelers hide it for fear that others will know that they have traveled through time. Shanchui Huajin is completely different. Anyway, as long as you are happy.
Because you got up early in the morning and gave birth to a baby Feeling angry, Butterfly Ninja kept drinking water next to him.
Wouldn't a child believe this nonsense?
Shanbuki Hanajin didn't regard himself as an outsider at all, and ate five steamed buns in one go. Only then did I realize that Butterfly Ninja and Kanahu hadn't moved their chopsticks yet.
"Actually... girls can stay in shape by eating less... I'm here to help you.……"Shan Chui Hua Jin smiled awkwardly.
A gentle smile appeared on Butterfly Ninja's face, and you said you could talk.
"Including according to scientific research, if a girl loses weight, the first thing she loses is her breasts!"Yamabuki Hanajin discussed this topic with a serious face.
The smile on Butterfly Ninja's face suddenly stiffened.
"teacher? you eat?"Xiannahu asked
"No, you can eat first while you are still growing, I am not hungry."The Butterfly Ninja felt like she was going to be full soon.
Just when Chanel was about to eat, Yamabuki Hanajin said again:"According to scientific research, the first place where girls gain weight after overeating is the lower abdomen! Do you think it's strange?"
Xiannahu suddenly lost her appetite.
"Mr. Jotaro Kujo……"
"Call me mountain blowing flowers."
Butterfly Ninja???"
"Mr. Yamabuki, has anyone ever told you that you are annoying?"Butterfly Ren's last attack with a smile on his face
"No, women who pretend to be gentle and elegant when they are obviously angry are the most annoying, right?"Yamabuki Hanajin asked back.
Click!
The girl's reason finally collapsed.
Butterfly Ninja slowly pulled out his knife:"Mr. Yamabuki, can I chop you?"
"Can't. Aren’t the Demon Slayers unable to harm ordinary people?"Yamabuki Hanajin immediately asked back. Butterfly
Ninja narrowed his eyes:"Mr. Yamabuki, you just said that you came from another world. Why do you know about the Demon Slayer Corps? Who are you? Please don't continue to say that you came from another world. We won't believe it, right?"
Xiang Nahu chose not to speak and silently tossed coins beside her.
Butterfly Ninja:"……"
Why does this child always give trouble to the teacher at the most critical moment?
"You should have received the news that not long ago, the Ghost King Oni Wu Tsuji was beaten and seriously injured in the mountains, right? In fact, I was the one who seriously injured him. Yes, I stopped pretending, I showed my cards."Invincibility is written all over Shanchui Huajin's face.