Chapter 117
Kyubey blinked:"Girl, please make a normal wish. For example: to have a lovely girlfriend, or to ask for a lot of money."
Yamabuki Hanajin grabbed Kyubey's head, and veins popped out on her wrist:"This won't work, that won't work either. Are you kidding me?"
Qiubi felt panicked.
This girl seems to think a little differently from ordinary girls.
What do normal teenage girls like? Jewelry? jewelry? Sweet love? Have you ever seen a girl make a wish to make the universe explode?
"Did you know I am a superpower?"
"A person with super powers?"
"As long as I touch your skin, the blood in your body will flow backwards, and the blood vessels will explode! Are you happy?"Yamabuki Hanajin had a gangster smile on her face.
Kyubey felt that something bad was going on.
But it was too late.
Sun thief! There was Accelerator in front of him!
The vector control was activated.
The cute Kyubey exploded into a ball of blood mist and flew away. All over the sky.
So cute.
"Suddenly I feel better. You have to use this method to treat QB."
But I heard that this thing has endless improvements.
If you kill one me, there will be thousands of me.
Will it be troublesome?
"system? Are you finished playing mahjong? Can you apply for a copy of"Chubby's One Hundred Cooking Tips"》"
"If there is anything else, this system will definitely have to wait until after playing mahjong. However, since it is aimed at the dead rabbit……《Kewpie: From braised to steamed, it tastes great. 》, please accept it"
"no problem. Would you like some when I finish cooking? Leave you two hind legs?"
"Oh...this system holds no illusions about your cooking skills. Have you finished reading the book"Cooking: From Beginner to Grave"?"
"Soon"
"Where do you see it now?"
"Table of contents"
"……"
I shouldn't have asked more.
Let's go back and play mahjong.
Yamabuki Hanajin was just about to leave when she suddenly realized that there was a gaze staring at her. When she looked up, she saw that Miss Tomoe Mami was really far away. She frowned slightly and looked at the blood on the ground, which made the senior sister feel very uncomfortable.
"Can I ask whose blood this is?"Tomoe Mami stared at the mountain blowing flowers.
"Rabbit BBQ. Would you like one?"Yamabuki Hanajin showed an angelic smile.
The senior's fighting power is very high, but the senior also knows the least.
Kyubey's purpose is to make the magical girl degenerate into a witch.
And the senior simply thinks that the magical girl is Justice, the witch is evil, at least that's what Zhou Mu thought.
Suddenly, Kyubey jumped out of nowhere.
"I didn’t expect that superpowers still exist in this world. If you can become a magical girl, you must have great potential. Girl, sign a contract with me. Qiubi said tirelessly.
Shanbuki Hanajin immediately took out a book from under her skirt.
"Um! The book says that the blood should be bled first and then skinned. Saute onion, ginger and garlic, cut into small pieces and stir-fry quickly, add water and simmer. Add potatoes, diced carrots, and a little seasoning. It should be delicious!"Yamabuki Hanajin said to herself.
Neither the senior nor Kyubey knew what the girl in front of them was muttering.
Suddenly, Yamabuki Hanajin propelled at supersonic speed and grabbed Kyubey.
The senior immediately frowned:"This kid is my friend. , please let it go"
"Such a coincidence? This kid is also my friend."Shanchui Huajin gently touched Qiubi's neck, and it clicked.
"Excuse me! A little heavier."
The senior sister is holding her soul gem in her hand.
Who is this girl? A witch? A familiar? Or something else?
"I'll make lunch for you."Yamabuki Hanajin squinted her eyes.
Tomoe Mami instantly summoned a flintlock gun and pointed it at Yamabuki Hanajin.
Yamabuki Hanajin didn't know whether the attacks of the magical girls were physical or magical.
You want to say it was magical. These girls were using cold weapons to attack each other, or using muskets and cannons.
If you think of it as a physical attribute, they still call it magic.
Ms. Tomoe Mami looked at Yamabuki Hanajin warily.
"Wait for me a moment. I'll bleed it first."Yamabuki Hanajin pricked Kyubey's neck with her fingers, controlled the warm blood to drain away, and then peeled off the skin. After all,
Tomoe Asami couldn't stand the stimulation and pulled the trigger.
"boom!"
The bullet hit Yamabuki Hanajin's forehead, but it bounced back at a strange angle, passing through the senior sister's forehead and breaking the street lamp behind her.
"It seems like your attacks are useless to me. How about eating two bowls? I promise it will be delicious! Shanchui Huajin stretched out three fingers and swore to the sky:"I am the most frugal person. I will never waste food. Otherwise, I will be struck by lightning.""
Looking up at the sky, it is indeed clear.
If you swear casually, you will be struck by lightning. You will only make noises in the movie.
The senior sister has no appetite at all.
To her, Kyubey is the friend who saved her life, not some kidnapping girl. bastard
"That Kyubey over there, do you want to have a bowl too?"Yamabuki Hanajin asked the newly emerged Kyubey.
This thing is said to have unlimited substitutes.
"OK."The newly emerged Kyubey nodded in agreement.
Miss Tomoe Mami felt her scalp feel cold.
"Let's go to the school cafeteria now and borrow kitchen utensils."Shanchui Hanajin carried Kyubey's body and took Kyubey and his senior sister to the school cafeteria.
"Thank you for your hard work. I'm the principal's secretary, and I'm borrowing the cafeteria for a little while."Yamabuki Hanajin greeted them with a sunny face.
She gave her identity when she went out.
Yamabuki Hanajin bet that these chefs had never seen the principal's secretary, and they didn't have the guts to verify it.
Sure enough, the chefs were very obedient and lent the kitchen..
Shanbuki Hanajin started to stew Qiubi.
Qiubi scratched his ears:"It smells so good.""
"right!"
"Come and sign a contract with me and become a magical girl."
"You need to blow up the universe first."
The two sides were in a stalemate, and no one dared to take even a step back.
"You sign the contract first"
"You blow up the universe first."
Tomoe Asami looked like she had a headache.
Where did this girl come from!
After stewing for half an hour, a rich aroma came out from the bottom of the pot.
Yamabuki Hanajin gave Tomoe Asami a tail.
Tomoe Asami was really in trouble Then swallow it.
Kyubey chews on the head of his corpse.
"Delicious, have another bowl."
This scene is so bizarre!
"Actually... there are benefits to becoming a magical girl. Your heart's wishes can come true. Don't you have any wishes?"The senior asked
"As a young girl, of course I have desires in my heart. Exploding the universe is my biggest wish. Kyubey, please help blow up the universe."Yamabuki Hanajin gnawed on Kyubey's thigh.
The taste of the meat is quite good, a bit like rabbit meat.
"As long as it's not exploding the universe and heat death, anything else will do. Kyubey had to make a concession:"This tastes really good. Let's have another bowl.""