Chapter 63
"Tricky woman! Death is not a pity!"
Zu Long waved his sleeves and dropped a sentence.
Seeing this, the Moon God smiled softly again.
This scene in the world of cultivating immortals is indeed different. It only takes a short moment to arouse the indignation in Zu Long's heart.
Zu Long has already He completely substituted himself into the role of Yin Tianchou.
Sister's indifference, the old man's disdain, especially the last scene where he was given to the dog to eat and he was not given a role, simply drove Zulong crazy.
Fortunately, this was from heaven. If the drama happened in the human world and within the territory of the Great Qin Empire, with Zulong's character, he would have to capture these two people even if he had to dig three feet into the ground. Even if the laws of Great Qin were strict, at least They also treat people as human beings -.
But these two guys in front of them are obviously not.
However, the ministers did not find anything strange about Zulong's anger.
When Li Si saw this, he just shook his head and said with emotion. :
"I remember when the late Emperor gave birth to His Majesty when he was a hostage in the State of Zhao."
"The year His Majesty was born was the Battle of Changping between Qin and Zhao. All 400,000 elite soldiers were wiped out in one fell swoop. How tragic it was!"
"The Zhao people tried their best, but 400,000 elite soldiers were killed by Wu Anjun. Everyone in the country was in a state of silence. In the long streets and alleys, which house did not cry?"
"Who among the Zhao people at that time hated our Great Qin to the core? Those who hate me will kill all the people of Qin who eat meat and drink blood!"
"The most painful thing is that after this incident, the late emperor fled alone, leaving only his majesty and the queen mother in Handan."
"His Majesty lived in Handan City for nine years in fear and danger."
After hearing Li Si's words, Zhao Gao on the side was also slightly stunned, and tears suddenly filled his eyes.
Zu Long's courage and tenacity are really admirable.
Then, Zhao Gao couldn't help but sigh:
"I really don’t know how your majesty survived?"
"Perhaps that's why His Majesty felt particularly empathetic when he saw Yin Tianchou."
Having said that, Zhao Gao made some calculations in his mind.
Since Zulong loves watching heavenly dramas so much, he will have to make more preparations in the future.
But before that, he still has to find a way to contact the gods.
If the gods can hear him Zhao Gao would not hesitate to pay any price.
Although the gods are superior, in Zhao Gao's view, there must be a way.
Yes, there must be a way.
At the same time.
Hulong Villa.
Zhu Wuwu Seeing this scene, he couldn't help but feel the same way.
He stroked the beard at the corner of his mouth and sighed.
"It is indeed a play for the immortals to watch. Just watching this section, I felt the same."
"This shrew dared to openly threaten the immortal, so why not kill her!"
"Anyway, my Ming Dynasty cannot tolerate such a cunning woman!"
Hearing what Zhu Wuwu said, Shangguan Haitang also nodded and softly agreed:
"I didn’t expect that this immortal play would be so different."
"Not only are they dressed differently from us, but their actions and lines are also more straightforward and easy to understand!"
"If Haitang really had to choose, Haitang would still prefer to listen to the fairy show!"
Of course, Shangguan Haitang would not know at this time that what she just watched was not an immortal drama at all.
It was just a movie from another parallel world.
Although the movie can be regarded as a modern drama, it is different from the ancient drama. Very different.
In short, whether it is the costumes, props, lighting, or the actors' lines, there is more content, the plot is wider, and of course, it looks more exciting.
Unknowingly, not only Zulong and Shangguan Haitang, but the entire mixed martial arts world Countless spectators inside were attracted by Yin Tianchou's experience.
Although everyone could not describe this feeling in their hearts, everyone hoped that he would get well soon.
Meng Yuan Dynasty, Demon Sect of Outland.
Demon Sect Meng Chixing was dressed in purple. , sitting on a high platform, looking coldly at the light curtain on the horizon.
Although he was motionless, the demonic energy was wrapped around him.
It was obvious that he had reached the highest level of the demonic path.
"Tricky woman! Just kill him!"
"How can this bright world allow you to make mistakes?"
When Meng Chixing said this, the young Pang Ban was slightly startled.
He pointed in the direction of the sky and said slowly:
"But Master, no matter what, this fairy show is still very interesting!"
"At least it's much prettier than those old masters in the theater!"
"In the past few years, my disciple has been going to the theater a lot. These old masters came and went and only played a few plays. Ban'er had long been tired of watching them!"
When the young man Pang Ban said this, Meng Chixing's eyes immediately softened.
Looking at his closed disciple, the old Demon Sect was full of love.
This is the child who is most like himself. In terms of ambition and talent, he is a genius that the Demon Sect has not seen in a century.
With a little training, his achievements in the magic path will definitely surpass his own in the future.
Meng Chixing waved and smiled,
"It doesn’t matter, if Ban’er likes it, just watch more!"
"In the future, when you become an immortal and attain enlightenment, you will also be able to rise above that light curtain."
Just like that, in full view of the entire mixed martial arts world, the screen above the skyline started to scroll again.
As the screen scrolled, the King of Comedy's commentary was about to come out.
【Yin Tianchou is an actor, at least he thinks so】
【Although I have tried many times, even though I have been wandering for many years, and in my thirties, I have achieved nothing.】
【But he never gave up, never gave up acting, never gave up looking for every opportunity】
【He always dressed himself well and took the initiative to visit one crew after another on the set.】
【But unfortunately, almost all the crew turned him away】
【The old man even thought that he was not even qualified to eat lunch】
【In this way, Yin Tianchou returned to his residence with a desolate look on his face.】
【This is not the first time he has experienced this situation, he has long been used to it.】
【After a short rest, he lay on the bed again and practiced this technique hard】
【At this time, he still did not give up】
【As long as he has time, he will still try acting】
【The crew didn't want him, so he taught the neighbors, and he was happy for a while】
【But soon, Yin Tianchou's life changed again.】
【He welcomed a special woman. 】 As soon as the explanation came to this point, the whole sky screen suddenly changed.
Yin Tianchou led a few street gangsters to a food stall and met a strong man.
He ordered the gangster who studied acting with him to collect protection money from the strong man.
They didn't know that this big man was the big boss in this area.
Because of this, when the gangster cried for protection money and was repeatedly slapped by the boss, not only the audience outside the screen, but also the mixed martial arts world was filled with joyful laughter.
In each dynasty, there was endless laughter, which could not be suppressed at all.
"so funny! It’s so funny!"
"Such a small person actually dares to collect protection money?"
"These shy young men have probably never even held a knife, so how can they threaten others?"
"I don’t know where these people are from, but they seem to be very weak?"
"Not very weak! Even the boss is the same. These people have no martial arts at all, and they are not martial arts people at all!"
"Understood! This guy is just like my Ming Dynasty Shark Gang, they are all street gangsters, not my Jianghu people at all!"
"However, after traveling around the world for so many years, I discovered that street gangsters are quite interesting for the first time."
"Hahaha! Did you see that this little guy ended up crying to collect the protection fee?"
"Damn, if people didn't take pity on him, I'm afraid if he continues like this, he will be beaten to death!"
While everyone was talking about it, the scene changed again.
An old madam appeared in Yin Tianqiu's theater with a group of girls.
The old madam looked at the girls under his hands and emphasized her words seriously.
She told the girls that in order to If you can empty your customers' pockets, you must learn to act.
It is even said that for girls, acting is an essential skill for doing this job well.
Because of this, the madam specially found an acting teacher for the girls. The master.
This master was none other than Yin Tianchou, who looked down and out.
Then, as the screen turned and finally settled on the group of girls in front of him, the entire mixed martial arts world fell silent again.
The point of the finger could be seen with the naked eye. ,
I saw that these girls were all first-class characters.
They wore fashionable and sexy clothes, carried the most popular babies on their backs, and wore heavy makeup, making them look extremely enchanting.
Although in terms of facial features and temperament, these women are more Not as good as Yao Yue and Dongfang Bubai, but fortunately with the blessing of modern makeup technology, (to read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
After dressing up, it is not difficult to reveal a bit of indescribable charm.
Especially one of the girls named Liu Piaopiao.
She had pigtails and a tight short T-shirt that just revealed a piece of white on her waist. Her navel, which is unique to women, was looming.
Below she was wearing the most popular dress of that era. The hot pants revealed a pair of long, white legs.
Looking at this scene in front of him, the entire mixed martial arts world went crazy!
Lu Xiaofeng's eyes almost dropped to the ground!
He held onto Hua Manlou tightly, feeling naturally at ease. It's indescribable excitement
"Brother Hua! You'll never guess what we saw!"
"It's a fairy! Another fairy!"
"And this fairy is more beautiful than the previous ones!"
"So beautiful! It's so beautiful!"
Looking at Liu Piaopiao played by Zhang Baizhi in the picture, Lu Xiaofeng's heart was broken.
At this moment, he only regretted that he was not a god, so he could not attain enlightenment and fly away to get to know the fairy behind the curtain.
After all, in the picture, Liu Piaopiao's appearance is very impressive.
She has sharp facial features and an image of a pure and beautiful girl. If you give it away, it is too much, and if you take away one part, it is too little.
Coupled with that devilish figure, The places that should be big are big, and the places that should be small are small, the whole world of mixed martial arts explodes.
Thinking of this, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but feel sad,
"Why! Why didn’t Lu practice Qigong properly in the first place?"
"If he had worked harder and more diligently, he might have become an immortal by now."
Seeing Lu Xiaofeng's hysterical look of not getting what he asked for,
Ximen Chuixue just smiled faintly.
Although Liu Piaopiao in the picture is very beautiful, Zhao Ling'er is not bad either.
If Ximen Chuixue had to choose by himself, he would still I like Zhao Ling'er's one.
As long as your heart is full of love, it doesn't matter even if your wife is a snake.
At the same time, in Xueyue City,
Sikong Changfeng almost gave up when he saw the willow fluttering on the sky. He lives in Xueyue all year round. He who lives in Yuecheng has long been accustomed to conservative traditions.
Especially women, how can they dress up so sexy and bold without even letting out the door if they have nothing to do?
Sure enough, just like Lu Xiaofeng, when Sikong Changfeng saw Liu For a fluttering moment, the whole person let out a heart-rending wail.
"Senior sister, I wonder if it’s too late for me to cultivate to immortality now?"
"I used to be a junior brother and I was too lazy!"
After hearing Sikong Changfeng's words, Li Hanyi couldn't help but smile softly.
She also didn't expect that Liu Piaopiao on the sky would be so lethal to her junior brother?
But she had to admit that Liu Piaopiao Piao is really big and beautiful. Even Li Hanyi couldn't help but look at it a few more times.
"Good junior brother, you must know that cultivating immortals starts from a young age."
"Junior brother only now thinks of cultivating immortality and attaining enlightenment, I'm afraid it's too late"
"I'm afraid you won't be able to see this little fairy in the sky."
Sikong Changfeng looked bitter,
"If I had met this fairy earlier, junior brother, I would definitely practice well."
Li Hanyi smiled again and said with a"you are so worthless" look:
"It's just an opera, junior brother, don't take it seriously....."
Inside the Prince's Mansion of Beiliang.
Xu Fengnian felt that his mind went blank for a while, and even his hands and feet couldn't help but feel sore and numb.
Even though he is the eldest son of Northern Liang King Xu Xiao, he is a famous prodigal in the entire Liyang Dynasty.
But at this time, Xu Fengnian had never seen such a deadly fairy.
For a moment, the whole person was very excited.
"This little fairy really wins my heart!"
"Love it, love it! This is what I want!"
Old Huang jumped deeply and flew directly to the nearby roof.
Because in this case, he could see more clearly from another angle, especially some parts of Liu Piaopiao's body, which made the old swordsman unable to stop..Seeing this, Lao Huang squinted his eyes and smiled obscenely,
"Everyone in the world says that gods are good, but fairies can never forget them"
"Yeah! Just in this position, get closer, get closer."
At this moment, when Xu Fengnian wanted to say something more, the sky curtain flashed again, and the pictures continued to scroll.
This time the scene was in an open-air courtyard.
Yin Tianqiu, who stood upright in a suit, was teaching Liu Piaopiao was acting.
He told Liu Piaopiao how to squeeze out tears and how to look more realistic.
Liu Piaopiao laughed while learning and didn't take it seriously.
Then the scene changed, Liu Piaopiao relied on Yin Tianqiu's teachings Winning over many customers.
At this time, Yin Tianchou also had good luck and became famous.
It turned out that another big boss had something to do temporarily, which gave Yin Tianchou a chance.
At this time, Yin Tianchou finally Xianyu turned around and became a big star that everyone was looking for.
At this time, when Liu Piaopiao saw Yin Tianchou, there was an indescribable complexity in her eyes.
It must be said that Zhang Baizhi had her own acting skills when she was young, just a few simple ones The movements and eyes vividly demonstrated the inferiority and embarrassment of a girl who had lost her footing.
But not long after, the boss returned from his injuries and took up his position again. Yin Tianchou only enjoyed glory for a short while, and then was kicked out again. Returning to his desolate life.
For Yin Tianqiu, everything was like a beautiful dream.
When he woke up, everything was still the same except for Liu Piaopiao.
Not long after, Liu Piaopiao came to the door again.
The two hit it off, and their relationship quickly heated up. With the help of alcohol, the two finally came together. Soon, the scene changed again, and the night passed.
When Yin Tianchou woke up the next day, he found Liu Piaopiao. Already gone.
He took out all the money he had and handed it to the prostitute.
Liu Piaopiao hesitated a little, but finally accepted the banknotes in disappointment.
After taking the money, Liu Piaopiao turned around and left. She looked extremely chic.
However, at this moment,
Yin Tianchou's voice came from behind her
"Is it okay not to go to work?"
On the screen, Liu Piaopiao turned around and smiled,
"If I don’t go to work, how about you support me?"
However, at this moment, Yin Tianchou was silent.
He knew very well that even if he wanted to, he couldn't afford a girl like Liu Piaopiao.
But then, a reversal scene appeared that made countless viewers want to stop.
Wait until After Liu Piaopian walked away, Master Xing's voice came from behind again.
"Then don't go to work, I you!"
This time, it was an affirmative and firm tone.
But Liu Piaopiao waved his hand and got in the car.
However, what Yin Tianchou didn't know was that Liu Piaopiao in the car was already crying into tears at this time.
However, it was precisely because of Yin Tianchou's words that the entire mixed martial arts world instantly broke through when seeing the heroines here. ps: Thank you, boss [11951..】The monthly tickets are given to me, and I would like to thank the bosses for their flowers and tickets. I would like to express my gratitude to you.