Chapter 246
In the world of comprehensive martial arts,
Hearing the Bull Demon King call the Iron Fan Princess a yellow-faced woman, everyone couldn't help but laugh again.
At this moment, I saw a figure suddenly flash and appear behind everyone.
This is none other than Princess Iron Fan.
It turned out that Princess Iron Fan and the Bull Demon King had already had a fight, and both husband and wife were injured.
It's just that one is for Zixia and the other is for the Supreme Treasure, so the two of them hurried over.
Now the two have torn their skins and plan to take their lovers back.
The Iron Fan Princess was holding a long sword, the corners of her mouth were bloody, and she looked at the Supreme Treasure Dao viciously,
"You've deceived me so badly!"
When the Supreme Treasure heard this, he was embarrassed for the whole moment.
Faced with the Iron Fan Princess's question, the Supreme Treasure continued to explain helplessly,
"Actually, I'm not ..... at all"
Before he finished speaking, Zhu Bajie, who was possessed by Qingxia, took the lead,
"Xianglin, who is she?"
The Supreme Treasure couldn't say it, but the Bull Demon King on the side had already taken the lead.
His target was Zixia, so he attacked and killed Zixia.
The Bull Demon King struck with a fork, just dialing off the bell in Zixia's hand,
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie, who was controlled by Qingxia, didn't want to see her sister injured, so she also stepped forward to help.
But even if the two sisters join forces, they are not the opponents of the Bull Demon King at all.
Because in this episode of Journey to the West, the Bull Demon King is too rebellious.
The princess of the iron fan on the other end was even more direct, she directly used the banana fan, with the magic weapon in her hand, and suddenly fanned away the sand monk and the cow Xiangxiang.
At this time, the Bull Demon King saw the opportunity and snatched the fan from the iron fan princess's hand.
Seeing that the scene in front of him was becoming more and more chaotic, the Supreme Treasure looked helpless and could only retreat first.
He runs all the way to a cliff and prepares to fake a suicide scene so that he can easily escape the pursuit.
Unexpectedly, his feet slipped, and he stumbled for a while, and really fell.
Seeing this, Princess Iron Fan chased after her, and saw that the Supreme Treasure in front of her would rather commit suicide than go back with her, and she was disheartened for a while.
It's just that what she didn't hear was that at the moment when the Supreme Treasure fell off the cliff, she still complained coldly,
"The ghost wants to jump!"
But this sentence full of banter, Princess Iron Fan couldn't hear it.
So disheartened, she withdrew from the battle,
Finally, the Bull Demon King once again became the big winner of this chaotic battle. 29 And on the other side, I saw that the picture in front of me turned again,
On the empty and barren land, Bodhi Ancestor and several people were tied together, and they were about to be sent to the army.
Several people lowered their heads and said with a complaining face,
"If we had known that we would be assigned to the army, we would not have done this case. "
Bodhi Ancestor sullen,
"Who knew that stealing grapes was such a big crime, and it was necessary to be conscripted?"
"If I knew this, I wouldn't have been a thief!"
When the officers and soldiers on the side heard this, they walked over and said to the prisoners in front of them,
"I knew not to be a thief, but to be an officer and soldier like me!"
"It's a pity that you don't have a chance, unless the gods come to save you!"
Just as a few people were talking, they saw the Supreme Treasure falling from the sky and smashing into several officers and soldiers.
The officers and soldiers were caught off guard, and they didn't even have time to withdraw the knife in their hands.
Under the impact of the Supreme Treasure, several people let the knife in their hands expand horizontally and vertically,
Inadvertently, several officers and soldiers were stabbed to death by this chaotic knife.
In an instant, the people who had just been arrested were freed again.
And a few people saw the Supreme Treasure descending from the sky and saving everyone's lives, and for a while they worshipped it like a god.
came so timely, and saved the lives of several people as soon as he made a move, isn't this a god or what?
However, because the impact was too fierce before, the Supreme Treasure also fainted.
When he woke up, he found that he was in the Pansi Cave again.
Faced with the doubts of the Supreme Treasure, Bodhi also slowly explained,
He said that he didn't know that this was Pansi Cave, but he was brought here by the Supreme Treasure in a daze.
As for what location it is, what scenery it is around, etc., a few people don't know.
When the Supreme Treasure heard this, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
Then he looked not far away and sighed,
"I must have missed Jingjing so much. "
When Bodhi heard the word "Jingjing", he seemed to remember something, so he patted the shoulder of the Supreme Treasure, nodded and said,
"Yes, when you fainted, you called Jingjing ninety-eight times!"
Supreme Treasure smiled helplessly, and then said slowly,
"Jingjing is my lady. "
Just when he wanted to go further and say something, Bodhi at this time added,
"There is also a one named Zixia, you called seven hundred and eighty-four times!"
When the Supreme Treasure heard this, his face changed instantly.
Bodhi said seriously,
"Seven hundred and eighty-four times, this Zixia must owe you a lot of money. "
Just as the two were talking, they heard a commotion outside.
Supreme Treasure and Bodhi walked out of the cave, and then they were surprised to find that Bai Jingjing had also come to the cave at this time.
When the Supreme Treasure saw this, he was instantly dumbfounded.
It was only then that he remembered that Bai Jingjing had existed five hundred years ago.
It's just that unlike in the past, this time Bai Jingjing made a special trip to apprentice, but I didn't expect Sun Wukong to be here.
Seeing this, Supreme Treasure did not hesitate, and immediately told Bai Jingjing about the process of the two from acquaintance to love.
He was afraid that Bai Jingjing would not be able to hear clearly, so while explaining, he also used various actions to compare with Bodhi and others.
After one action, Supreme Treasure finally clarified all the plots from the beginning to the present.
From the two of them met in Wuyue Mountain, then met the Bull Demon King, and then the Supreme Treasure returned to the present from the Moonlight Treasure Box.
After Bai Jingjing listened, the whole person was even more dumbfounded, and she didn't know what to say at all.
Although she doesn't believe in the Supreme Treasure, let alone the set of stories in this guy's mouth,
But I don't know what's going on, Bai Jingjing at this time always feels that this guy has a sense of déjà vu.
After hearing Bai Jingjing's words, Supreme Treasure didn't mind, and said that he would take out his heart and show it to her.
After Bai Jingjing heard the words of the Supreme Treasure, she immediately drilled into the body of the Supreme Treasure and came to the beating heart of the Supreme Treasure.
Looking at the coconut-like heart in front of me, it keeps beating, sometimes fast and sometimes slow,
Bai Jingjing finally confirmed the words of the Supreme Treasure in this coconut heart.
But before she left, she asked another question about the coconut heart,
Is that the favorite of Supreme Treasure is himself?
And on the other end,
The picture in the light curtain is another turn,
The Bull Demon King overcame all difficulties and decided to marry Zixia seven days later.
And Zixia is still waiting for her favorite person stupidly.
In the small courtyard, the Bull Demon King looked at Zixia in front of him helplessly, and couldn't help complaining,
"Since you came back, you've asked me for the Moonlight Treasure Box every day, what do you mean?"
"When will you marry me?"
"You keep pushing back, do you want to marry me?"
At this time, Zixia was immersed in her own fantasy and said softly in English,
“ido。 "
After hearing Zixia's words, Zhu Bajie, who was possessed by Qingxia on the side, also smiled faintly and gently rolled up an orchid finger.
Seeing this, the Bull Demon King turned to Qingxia and said,
"Is your sister crazy and talking nonsense all day long?"
Unexpectedly, Zhu Bajie tidied up his clothes a little and said softly,
"She's not crazy, she's insane. "
Seeing the two sisters like this, the Bull Demon King at this time obviously had little patience.
He got up and left, leaving a sentence as he left,
"It's okay to be insane, as long as he promises to marry in seven days. "
Hearing the conversation between the two, Zixia was still immersed in her own longing, with a happy face.
After the Bull Demon King left, Qingxia was lying on the couch and couldn't help but ask curiously,
"Did you really agree to marry him?"
Hearing this, Zixia smiled faintly,
"I lied to him. "
"I'm waiting for my man to come back and pick me up!"
Hearing this, Qingxia sat up instantly and said angrily,
"You're going to believe that little slippery head is coming back to pick you up?"
"If it's true, then I'll congratulate you!"
At this point, Qingxia smiled disdainfully, and then said,
"But even if he comes back, what ability does he have to snatch you away from the Bull Demon King?"
Zixia raised her hand and responded with a relaxed face,
"Since Heaven has arranged for him to pull out my purple and green sword, he must be an extraordinary person. "
"I know that one day, he will show up in a high-profile situation....."
"Dressed in golden armor and holy clothes, stepping on seven-colored clouds, come and marry me!"
When Qingxia heard this, she turned around and didn't bother to say more,
"Is that still a neurosis?"
Zixia smiled beautifully, then shook her head and said,
"It's not a neurosis, it's an ideal. "
And at the same moment in the Pansi Cave, (read the violent novel, just go to the Feilu Novel Network!)
Everyone is putting up their lights and preparing for a big wedding.
This is none other than the marriage of Supreme Treasure and Bai Jingjing.
It turned out that after listening to the story of the Supreme Treasure and herself, Bai Jingjing at this time also agreed to marry the Supreme Treasure.
The two smiled at each other, looking tender and sweet.
Seeing this, the ordinary came up to the Supreme Treasure Road,
"The world is unpredictable, I didn't expect you to marry the white girl so soon, we are all happy for you.
The Supreme Treasure smiled faintly and said to Bodhi,
"Thank you. "
But Bodhi turned around, stiffened his face, and said with a blank face,
"Last night, you dreamed that you called Miss Zixia's name seven hundred and eighty-five times!"
"One more time than last time!"
After hearing the words of Bodhi Ancestor, the Supreme Treasure was stunned and speechless.
Even he didn't know why he couldn't forget Zixia.
And as time went by, six days had passed in the blink of an eye.
Not only Qingxia, but even Zixia at this time couldn't help but be worried. []
However, she still smiled faintly, believing that the person she intended would appear on time.
On the other end,
In the Pansi Cave, this time the Supreme Treasure finally dreamed of Zixia, and she clearly remembered every word with Zixia.
In the face of her own deception, Zixia smiled indifferently, knowing that the moth was fighting the fire, but she still had no regrets.
When the Supreme Treasure woke up, he found that there was no one around, only the Bodhi Ancestor eavesdropping behind him.
So the two of them started a debate about love.
Bodhi was the first to speak,
"I just wanted to study the delicate feelings between people. "
"But you're a robber, big brother!
"Emphasis is also learned!"
Then Bodhi continued to ask,
"Is Zixia an exclamation point in your heart, or a full stop?"
"Is your head full of question marks?"
Hearing the name Zixia, the Supreme Treasure couldn't help it in an instant, he pulled Bodhi over and explained again,
"Zixia is just someone I know, I used to tell a lie to deceive her, and now I just feel a little guilty. "
"I hate her more and more, I'm getting married tomorrow, what do you want?"
Bodhi clasped his hands and explained calmly,
"One day when you find out that you are in love with someone you hate, the relationship is the most fatal. "
"But how could I fall in love with someone I hate? Please give me a reason, please?"
Bodhi didn't hesitate at all, and then asked,
"Do you need a reason to love someone?"
"Don't you need it?"
"Do you need it?"
"Don't you need it?"
After the two tugged at each other, it finally ended with Bodhi admitting defeat.
At this moment, the Supreme Treasure was attracted by the soft light behind him, and only then did he realize that it was Zixia's golden bell.
The spider you had in your dream appeared on the wall, and it was exactly the same.
When he saw the scene in front of him, he fell into deep thought.
And on the other end,
But at last came the seventh day,
In Luoyang Bazaar,
Lights are everywhere, little demons are dancing, and in a blink of an eye, it's time for the Bull Demon King's wedding.
Zixia was dressed in a wedding dress and sat depressedly on a high place, while the rest of the people were tied together, waiting for the hair to fall.
Qingxia looked at Zixia, and from time to time she looked sarcastic.
In the entire scene, only Tang Sanzang at this time looked calm,
Although his whole body was completely tied up, he couldn't move at all,
But as long as there is still a mouth, Tang Sanzang will not stop,
He looked at the two calf demons guarding him beside him, and asked the two calf demons endlessly,
"How many siblings do you have?"
"Is your father 370 mother still alive?"
"What do you say?"
"I just want to make one more friend before I die. "
"People and goblins are both born by mothers, the difference is that people are born to people, and demons are born to demons. "
"Therefore, being a human being is the same as being a demon, you must have a benevolent heart, and with a benevolent heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. "
At this point, the little demon on the other side couldn't help it, and suddenly foamed at the mouth, as if he couldn't hold on.
Seeing this, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but look overjoyed, and thought that it was his words that played a role, making the little demon in front of him have the idea of reforming himself.
So, he turned his head again and said to the little demon in front of him,
"He seems to have understood, do you understand?"
Hearing this, the little demon in front of him finally couldn't help it,
I saw it take out a dagger from its bosom and stab it at itself.
"I can't stand it!"
Tang Sanzang turned around again and continued to ask,
"What's your mother's last name?"
And this little demon has completely fallen into madness......
And seeing the scene in front of me, there was an unstoppable barrage in the picture.
If you think about it carefully, this is another paragraph that is no less than ONLYYOU god-level paragraph.
is just such a dozen seconds of effort, and it really portrays Tang Sanzang's nagging image to the extreme.
For a while, the barrage was flying, which made people want to stop.
"Famous Scene: On the Origin of Humans and Demons!"
"Look at the eyes of these two bull demons, it is clearly despair!"
"Famous scene, the real philosophy is coming, listening to it will only make people's scalp tingle, but fortunately, the little demon has freed himself!"
"You see, Tang Seng was talking, and the breathing of the two little demons intensified, and I knew that something bad was about to happen......"
"I was trembling, my eyes were dilated, and I looked like I couldn't hold on. Sun Wukong is fortunate to have strong mana, so he can persevere. "
"Laughing to death! The other calf demon spit out milk directly when he heard this!"
"Degree success! It's really a super avant-garde line! A kind smile and nagging preaching, this is the big killer of Journey to the West!"
"The last straw that broke the camel's back, I have to say that these two cows and cows also played too well......"
"The monk's smile, the acting skills are explosive, the eyes of this little bull demon are simply amazing!"
And seeing the picture in front of him and behind the barrage, the laughter of the entire comprehensive martial arts world has not stopped.
Everyone knew that Tang Sanzang was annoying and nagging, but they didn't expect this guy to be nagging to this point.
The little demons would rather commit suicide than endure it for another minute or second!
In the Baiyue area,
The bamboo forest is all over the place, and a beautiful woman in red is lying on the grass,
Exposed snow-like skin and tight body line,
At this time, Flame Spirit Ji looked up at the sky, shook a pair of white calves, couldn't help but smile faintly, and then said,
"Hahahaha....."
"This old monk is too annoying, isn't it?
"I finally understand now why Guanyin couldn't stand ..... back then."