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Chapter 244



In the picture,

Tang Sanzang faced the disciples who came to rescue him, and simply refused,

"I'm not leaving. "

"Why?

Faced with the questions of his disciples, Tang Sanzang explained,

"The four of us masters and apprentices can be said to have difficulties in taking the Western Scripture this time, and the reason is that we don't work together, so we were succeeded by the demons. "

"In that case, what's the difference between me in this prison and outside?"

"Outside to me, it's just a bigger prison. "

"You go out first, I have something to say~ I want to say to Senior Brother. "

Seeing this scene in front of me,

Wang Xianzhi put his hands behind his back, and couldn't help but nodded,

He sighed softly and roared, and said slowly,

"The holy monk deserves to be a holy monk, and he is so perceptive about life, death, blessing and misfortune,"

"Since even your own apprentice can marry a monster, it really makes no difference if you can't get out. "

"It's just that the old man can't imagine that when will the dignified Monkey King be reduced to being a brother and sister to a demon?"

After Wang Xianzhi finished speaking, he couldn't help but blush, and he couldn't say anything at all.

In fact, it's nothing to call the demon a brother, there is brotherly righteousness in this world,

What's more, even if it's a demon, there are many characters worth befriending.

On the contrary, it was the seduction of the sister-in-law, which suddenly stabbed the image of Sun Wukong to the bottom.

Who would dare to believe that the once invincible Monkey King is still a thief who seduces his sister-in-law?

Thinking of this, Wang Xianzhi only felt that his scalp was numb, his mind was blank for a while, and then his old face was slightly red.

Even immortals are like this, so I, as a mortal, am I too demanding of myself?

Is this still Journey to the West?

After hearing Wang Xianzhi's words, Yu Xinlang also sighed and said with an embarrassed face,

"I really didn't expect that the Monkey King among people would be such a great sage. "

"I don't know what kind of charm this guy has to make so many women love him to death?"

The picture in front of me is still advancing,

Although the audience in the Zongwu world has been complaining, their attention has never been relaxed.

In the picture, after Tang Sanzang opened Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, he was alone with the Supreme Treasure for the first time.

Although the Supreme Treasure at this time roughly felt that he was the reincarnation of the stinky monkey, he didn't want to admit it at all,

Because at this moment, the Supreme Treasure only thinks about Bai Jingjing in his heart, and just wants to rush back to Pansi Cave and save his sweetheart.

He doesn't even care about the Zixia Fairy who is willing to be cannon fodder for himself, so how can he take care of the fly in front of him?

But

Tang Sanzang couldn't see the mental activity of the Supreme Treasure,

He walked straight up to the Supreme Treasure, opened the prison door from the inside, and said to the Supreme Treasure,

"Come in and sit down. "

Supreme Treasure nodded, and then walked in, saying to Tang Sanzang as he walked,

"Frankly, I'm really not your apprentice, and I don't want to be your apprentice. "

"Master, if you are merciful, you will let me go, okay?"

But who knew that Tang Sanzang didn't listen at all, he just held the hand of the Supreme Treasure and asked with a concerned expression,

"Do you know what a bell is?"

Supreme Treasure raised his head, his face was inexplicable,

"What bells?"

Tang Sanzang was still afraid that the Supreme Treasure would not understand, so he reminded again,

"Bell! bell!"

"It's ....."

Immediately, I saw Tang Sanzang turn around, and his expression immediately became serious,

He faced out the window, and in the background music that was already ringing, he suddenly spoke,

When Supreme Treasure heard it, this turned out to be a song?

[ONLYYOU can accompany me to get the Western Meridian!]

[ONLYYOU can kill demons and eliminate demons!]

[Onlyyou can protect me, so that crabs and mussels can't eat me.] 】

[Your greatest ability is onlyyou!]

Hearing Tang Sanzang's lame singing, Supreme Treasure's face was distorted, and he wanted to die.

He never expected that after five hundred years of not seeing him, Tang Sanzang's nagging mother-in-law's skills not only did not degenerate, but also increased a lot.

This song onlyyou, almost every word is torture for the Supreme Treasure.

finally waited until Tang Sanzang finished singing, and the Supreme Treasure finally didn't have to endure it anymore,

When he stepped forward, about to say something more,

I saw that Tang Sanzang's words changed and continued to sing.

[Onlyyou, don't blame Master for muttering. 】

However, after hearing this, the Supreme Treasure had already clenched his fists unconsciously,

His patience is about to be exhausted, just like the Monkey King back then.

But where does Tang Sanzang, who is singing on the head of Xing, care so much?

I saw him frown, immersed in it, and continued to sing,

[onlyyou put on a tight hoop. 】

[Don't be afraid of death, don't tremble. 】

[I'll come with the black pot on my back, and I'll send you to death. 】

[Do your best, for all sentient beings, sacrifice is also worth it.] 】

At this time, Tang Sanzang was like a concert, the whole person was full of energy, dancing with his hands,

With the movements of his hands, he doesn't look like a monk at all.

After singing this line, he retreated to the Supreme Treasure again.

At this time, because the Supreme Treasure was really unbearable, he had already lowered his head and was making the last struggle in his heart.

Tang Sanzang gently took the hand of the Supreme Treasure, and finally chanted,

[Nan no Amitabha. 】

Immediately, he folded his hands and turned away.

Seeing this, the Supreme Treasure at this time finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the pressure in his heart was relieved a lot.

He really couldn't imagine that if he went with this guy to get the Western Scripture, he was afraid that he would be annoyed to death before he reached Lingshan.

For a moment, he seemed to understand why Sun Wukong refused to go to the Western Scriptures.

Seeing that Tang Sanzang finally finished singing this song

As soon as the Supreme Treasure spoke, he wanted to explain the matter clearly and break it off as soon as possible.

He clenched his fists, calmed down, and quickly explained to Tang Sanzang,

"I really can't, I'll tell you ....."

Unexpectedly, Tang Sanzang suddenly turned around and continued to sing,

【onlyyou....】

After hearing this, the Supreme Treasure really couldn't stand it,

I saw him punch his backhand and slam it into Tang Sanzang's head.

"Oh, you're big, you're not finished!"

"I've already said no, you still have to oh oh!"

"Ignore people at all, you can't stand it!"

"If you do it again, believe it or not, I'll stab you and me to death!"

At this point, the Supreme Treasure couldn't make sense, so he simply walked away.

But Tang Sanzang got up from the ground and looked up at the Supreme Treasure Dao in front of him,

"Wukong, you can stab me to death!"

"Why mourn in life, and why suffer in death?"

"When you understand the meaning of sacrificing your life, you will naturally come back and sing this onlyyou ..... with me"

Tang Sanzang's voice kept coming from behind, and the Supreme Treasure covered his ears and ran away quickly.

And in this scene, painting my face,

The barrage on the page was dense, like a torrential rain, and it didn't break for a second.

So much so that on the entire light curtain, everyone almost couldn't see the picture,

As far as the eye can see, it's all barrage of various colors and effects.

I have to say that the scene of onlyyou back then was too classic, even after so many years, there are still many viewers who remember it clearly.

"All kinds of famous scenes! The door to imprison Tang Sanzang turned out to be open inward!"

"I'm already laughing! Do you know what a bell bell is!"

"Onlyyou sue, but anyone who is a Teochew person knows what Dangdang Dang Dang is!"

"Great Sage: I'm stupid. It's really talented, I haven't seen it for hundreds of years, and Master's skills are good!"

"Luo Jiaying's singing voice is very similar to my cousin-in-law, and he is really about to laugh to death!"

"At that time, I used this song as a mobile phone ringtone for a long time, and my eight-pack abs also have a lot of credit for this song. "

"If I were to say the funniest thing about this, it would be that crabs and mussels can't eat me. "

"The scene was chaotic for a while, and the star master had the heart to beat people, but in the end he still forced it down,"

And after hearing Tang Sanzang's singing, the entire Zongwu world also instantly became happy.

Everyone never expected that the holy monk, who has always been serious and serious, would have such a humorous side.

It's okay to nag on weekdays, but you can't think of singing?

The key is the lyrics of this song, which makes people cry and laugh after listening to it.

Ming Dynasty, in the Flower Palace,

Ying Yue squinted her eyes and pursed her lips, she couldn't help it.

"Giggle....."

"How can this be?

"You know, this is a monk!How can you sing!!" (Read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

At this moment, Yingyue completely broke the defense, and the whole person was completely brained by this one, and he couldn't stop.

So much so that even if the singing stopped, the magical rhythm still hovered in my mind, and I couldn't stop at all.

Especially Tang Sanzang looked like he was underbeaten, and he couldn't erase it at all.

Where is this holy monk, it is a bit of an old scoundrel.

For a moment, even Ying Yue was a little sympathetic to Sun Wukong back then,

"If I go all the way west with this guy and stay together for more than ten years to learn the Western Scriptures, I would rather die!"

Sure enough, after listening to Tang Sanzang's onlyyou, Invite Yue said.

Looking at it now, this guy is not just nagging, it can be said to be annoying.

After hearing Ying Yue's words, Lian Xing couldn't help but cover her mouth and smiled lightly,

"Sister, don't you think the holy monk is quite interesting?"

"He was afraid that his disciples would not listen, so he tried his best to teach his disciples, and even sang songs....."

"It's just that this song is really hard to hear, and it sounds torturous. "

Saying this to each other, Lianxing couldn't help but smile lightly, so he continued,

"The Supreme Treasure has endured until now, which is commendable. "

"It seems that this time, Tang Sanzang's wish is going to be disappointed again. "[]

meanwhile

North from the Dynasty, in Snow Moon City,

When Li Hanyi listened to this song completely, the whole person instantly broke the defense, and he couldn't help it at all.

"This ...... Is this singing? The holy monks are singing?"

"Hehehe...... The holy monk's singing is too ugly, isn't it?"

Li Hanyi never expected that this kind of thing would happen when Supreme Treasure and Tang Sanzang got along.

This guy didn't care about it at all, he just sang in the dungeon, and he didn't care if anyone else could stand it or not.

Especially the lyrics of this onlyyou song, it sounds really laughable.

Thinking of this, Li Hanyi smiled again,

Looking at the supreme treasure with a painful face on the picture and clenching a pair of fists, I couldn't help but sympathize,

"It seems that it really takes a lot of courage to make up your mind to go with the holy monk to get the Western scriptures. "

After Li Hanyi finished speaking, Sikong Changfeng also breathed a sigh of relief, and said with words in his mouth,

"Hey!"

"This crappy song is finally finished!"

"I knew that this guy was nagging, but I didn't expect it to be able to nag to this extent!"

"If it goes on like this, I'm afraid not only the Supreme Treasure can't stand it, but the Bull Demon King and the little demons may not be able to stand it either. "

Sikong Changfeng repeatedly recalled the song just now, and froze for the whole moment.

If he had changed his words, he might have shot a long time ago and beaten this guy for anything.

I have to admit that this song is too embarrassing.

When this guy sings, where does he still look like a holy monk?

At the same moment,

Ming Dynasty, inside the Dragon Guardian Villa.

After Shangguan Haitang saw this scene, the whole person couldn't stop laughing, and almost cramped with laughter.

Especially when the Supreme Treasure clenched his fists several times in the picture and couldn't stop, it made everyone extremely sympathetic.

If you spend all day with this kind of guy, I'm afraid you won't even be able to stand flies, right?

"Giggle...... I can't imagine that the holy monk can sing?"

"It's so funny! It's so torturous!"

"I can't believe how the hell I listened to this song!"

Shangguan Haitang's eyes widened, and his face was incredible.

At the moment when the song sounded, she felt that the whole person was not good.

Every second is embarrassing, every second is torture, and if it weren't for extraordinary perseverance, it would be impossible to endure it.

There were so many times that the Supreme Treasure clenched his fists, and the whole person couldn't stop, obviously suffering to the extreme.

After seeing this scene, Broken Tianya smiled unkindly.

He has seen and heard a lot of Journey to the West,

But this is the first time he has seen such Tang Sanzang.

After pondering for a moment, Broken Heaven sighed slowly,

"It's worthy that even Guanyin can't stand the guy......."

"Who can stand it if it goes on like this?"

In this way, with the discussion of the audience in the entire comprehensive martial arts world.

I saw that the picture in the light curtain continued to scroll,

In the picture, the Supreme Treasure walked out of the dungeon and walked in the direction of the small courtyard amid the continuous chanting of sutras.

After all, he made an appointment with Zixia to meet in the courtyard tonight.

When Zixia sends the Moonlight Treasure Box, she can use the power of the Moonlight Treasure Box to return to five hundred years later.

But he waited left and right, and never saw the Zixia Fairy coming.

So along the high wall of the small courtyard, I came to the Zixia room,

As soon as he walked in and took a look, the Supreme Treasure saw the Zixia Fairy lying in a pool of blood, and the whole person had fainted.

He hugged Zixia and ran wildly all the way, while Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing followed behind.

"Senior brother, why are you taking Zhe with a woman!"

"Master is gone!"

"Tell us to wait for him in the woods three hundred miles away!"

"Get out of here!"

Everyone ran as they spoke, but Sha Wujing suddenly stopped and motioned for everyone to keep quiet.

He lay his head on the ground, listened carefully for a moment, and then said slowly,

"There is an ambush ahead. "

But Zhu Bajie smiled disdainfully, grabbed Sha Wujing's ear,

"Oh, you can see it when you look at it!

The two got up and looked, and sure enough, behind the boulder in front of them, a figure slowly walked out.

It's no one else,

It is Niu Xiangxiang, the little sister of the Bull Demon King.

looked at the purple and green sword in Niu Xiangxiang's hand, as well as the blood on his hands.

The Supreme Treasure put Zixia down, then stepped forward and asked with a concerned face,

"Xiangxiang, what's the matter, how can you have so much blood on your hands?"

But Niu Xiangxiang smiled faintly and looked at the Supreme Treasure Dao,

"This blood is not mine, it belongs to the woman you hold in your hands. "

"Is it hers?"

"That's right, I stabbed her a few times tonight while she was asleep. "

After hearing Niu Xiangxiang's words, the Supreme Treasure was shocked, and the whole person became afraid.

I thought that this was worthy of being the sister of the Bull Demon King, and she was ruthless to the extreme.

But Niu Xiangxiang didn't feel anything at all,

"If this woman doesn't die for a day, you won't come back to me. "

The Supreme Treasure painstakingly persuaded,

"How can such a thing be forced?"

"Providence is what it is?"

Then he looked at Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing behind him and asked, "Did you say that?"

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing nodded for a while and agreed one after another.

Niu Xiangxiang smiled disdainfully,

"Nonsense, God wants you to like Zhu Bajie, will you agree?"

Supreme Treasure spread out his hands and said with a rogue smile,

"If God really arranges this, I can't help it!".


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