NOVEL WEB Chapter 239
meanwhile
The scene in front of me was put in front of me, and another barrage hit the entire page.
When everyone saw that Sun Wukong actually called Guanyin a three-eight woman, their eyes widened one by one, and they couldn't believe it at all.
You must know that the gods and Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are all high up in ~ the existence of sentient beings,
Everyone bowed their heads and couldn't come, where did they dare to confront?
But the Monkey King in front of him didn't eat this set at all.
The Imperial Han Dynasty, inside the Nameless Inn,
At this time, Nameless saw the scene in front of him, and he couldn't help but be shocked and shouted incredible.
The Monkey King in front of him is so bold that he dares to insult the Bodhisattva in the sky from afar?
Thinking of this, Nameless couldn't help but feel a chill on his neck, and couldn't help but gasp,
"No..... Incredible....."
"I can't imagine that this Monkey King is so bold?"
But after thinking about it, Nameless doesn't feel anything.
learned from Guanyin that in order to marry the sister of the Bull Demon King, Sun Wukong was able to send his master as a congratulatory gift.
Those who can do such a thing, insulting Guanyin is nothing at all.
It's just the first time that Nameless has seen such a Monkey King, and he can't help but feel a little broken.
Where is this Journey to the West adaptation, this simply subverts the entire Journey to the West!
Without waiting for Nameless to continue to speak, Jian Chen on the side couldn't help but say,
"Oh my God, Sun Wukong actually sent Tang Sanzang out as a congratulatory gift?"
"Even anxious for the demons to eat the Tang monk banquet?"
"It's a mess, it's a mess!"
It was the first time for Jian Chen to hear such an outrageous thing, and he couldn't react at all.
After all, from the ancient legends, it has always been the harmony between master and apprentice, taking the true scriptures together, and going through ups and downs along the way, slaying demons and eliminating demons.
But in this great sage's marriage, the omnipotent Sun Wukong actually wanted to send Tang Sanzang out as a congratulatory gift?
Thinking of this, Nameless couldn't help but sigh faintly,
"No wonder Guanyin is so angry and vows to hunt down this Monkey King!"
Immediately, Nameless looked at Tang Sanseng in front of him again, and was a little stunned,
I have to say that Tang Sanzang in front of him is not as pale as jade as in the legend, but like a piece of crying bark that no one wants.
The most important thing is that after hearing Tang Sanzang's first sentence, Nameless actually had a feeling of boredom?
He really couldn't understand, what was so strange about Tang Sanzang like this?
forthwith
In the midst of the discussion between the master and the apprentice, the picture in the canopy scrolled again.
The Supreme Treasure lurking on the side saw this scene, and the whole person was also stunned.
He never expected that he was just waiting for Qingxia in the desert, but he was waiting for this big battle.
Especially after Tang Seng spoke, Sun Wukong seemed to be even more impatient at this time,
He howled violently, and couldn't help but scold,
"Shut up!"
Then Guanyin, who was suspended in the air, continued,
"Do you know that you have committed a mortal sin?"
"You also robbed the Moonlight Treasure Box of the Zixia Fairy, obviously trying to avoid me!"
After hearing Guanyin's words, Sun Wukong took out the moonlight treasure box from his waist, and then threw it again,
"Since you can't avoid it, then Lao Sun will fight you to the death!"
After that, Sun Wukong picked up the golden hoop stick and was about to do it.
However, the moonlight treasure box was thrown far away, and it happened to hit Tang Sanseng's head, and then it ejected away.
Seeing that the moonlight treasure box was catapulting in the direction where he was, the Supreme Treasure reached out and was about to grab it, but was preempted by Tang Sanseng in the red light.
After Tang Sanzang got the moonlight treasure box, he hurriedly rushed over,
"Oh Wukong, you're really naughty. "
"I told you not to litter, it's not right to litter. "
After that, the golden hoop stick in Sun Wukong's hand also fell and fell to the ground, smashing out a metallic sound.
"Oh, I didn't finish my sentence, why did you throw the stick away again?"
"This moonlight treasure box is a treasure, and throwing it will pollute the environment,"
"Even if it doesn't pollute the environment, what can I do if I hit a child, even if I can't hit a child, it's not good to hit flowers and plants. "
Tang Sanzang spoke to himself, completely ignoring Sun Wukong's movements on the side.
He tried to snatch the moonlight treasure box again and again, but Tang Sanzang inexplicably avoided it.
Finally, Sun Wukong turned his heart sideways, grabbed the moonlight treasure box, and refused to let go.
Tang Sanzang was taken aback, and then said in surprise,
"Ah, what are you doing?"
"Let it go!"
"Ah, what do you want?"
I saw that the camera turned, and only Tang Seng's face and two thin lips were seen on the entire light curtain.
In front of everyone's eyes, the two thin lips quickly flipped up,
"You just want to make it clear...."
"I'll give it to you if you want...."
"If you want it, of course I won't give it to you....."
"It's impossible for you to say that I don't give you ....."
"You say no, I'm going to give it to you...."
"Everyone has to be reasonable....."
“......."
And after hearing Tang Seng's series of words, not only the audience, but even the Supreme Treasure on the side couldn't help but yawn, and they couldn't support it.
This person is so nagging, such a mother-in-law, is this the legendary Tang Sanzang?
At this time, the Supreme Treasure never expected that this grand duel would start with a mouth cannon.
And the kung fu of this mouth cannon seems to be faintly better than that of himself in Wuyue Mountain.
However, before the Supreme Treasure could take a breath, Tang Sanzang's voice sounded in his ears again,
"Now I'm counting down to the ....."
"You have to make it clear if you want to ..... or not"
However, at this moment, Sun Wukong finally couldn't help it.
With a wave of his hand, he directly threw Tang Sanzang away,
"Holy!"
Immediately, Sun Wukong waved the golden hoop stick in his hand, and his face became crazy.
After laughing for a while, Sun Wukong finally mocked,
"Everybody saw it!"
"This guy is going to talk at length if he's fine, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, twittering, like a fly all day long......"
"I'm sorry, it's not one, it's a swarm of flies around you and flying into your ears, help!"
With that, Sun Wukong threw away the stick in his hand and rolled in pain.
After a period of tumbling, Sun Wukong immediately calmed down,
"So I grabbed the fly, squeezed its belly, and pulled its intestines out,"
"Then put his intestines around its neck and pull it so hard,"
"The whole person's tongue is sticking out, I'll start the knife again, beep!"
"That's it....... The whole world is finally clear!"
"Now you know, why did you kill him?"
However, although Sun Wukong said so much, Guanyin Bodhisattva did not believe it at all.
She looked down at Sun Wukong and snorted softly,
"Hmph! Lots of excuses! You don't want to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures!"
"No matter how you explain it, I won't forgive you for deceiving your teacher and destroying your ancestors....."
As soon as the words fell, Guanyin was also fully prepared, and the two were about to fight.
But at this moment, Tang Sanzang's voice sounded in his ears again,
Only this time, Tang Sanzang's mouth cannon was not aimed at Sun Wukong, but at Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"Sister Guanyin, this is your mistake. "
Sister Guanyin: "Huh?"
However, as a bodhisattva, even though there are thousands of troops in his heart, his face is always calm.
Seeing this, Tang Sanzang didn't care whether people liked to listen to it or not, so he said to himself,
"Goku he's going to eat me, it's just an idea, it hasn't become a fact yet,"
"You have no proof, so why is he guilty?"
"Why don't you wait until he eats me, and you have evidence, and it's not too late to condemn him?"
After Tang Sanzang's words, he almost didn't overturn everyone.
Not only the audience in reality, but even the masters in the Zongwu world were all shocked when they heard this, and they couldn't speak at all.
Looking at Tang Sanzang in front of him, everyone fully agreed with Sun Wukong's previous words, which were really like flies, very annoying.
And judging from the expressions of everyone at the scene, not only Sun Wukong, but even Guanyin in front of him seemed to be almost unbearable.
However, at this time, Tang Sanzang did not notice the change in everyone's expressions.
Finally, Guanyin couldn't help it, and said politely,
"Tang Sanzang, I've heard of your verbosity for a long time, but I didn't expect you to be so verbose. "
"The vajra ring I gave you for you to use to subdue this monkey, you don't use it?"
Hearing this, Tang Sanzang sighed again and continued to explain,
"Hey, Sister Guanyin, don't you know, the size of that vajra ring is too bad,"
"The front is heavy and the back is light, the left is wide and the right is narrow, he is very uncomfortable after wearing it, and he has insomnia all night, will it affect me....."
"He's a monkey, but you can't do that to him....."
"If the government found out, they would say that we were cruel to animals. "
After listening to Tang Sanzang's words, Sun Wukong couldn't help waving his hand, only to feel that the flies in his ears were back.
He waved his hand vigorously, intending to chase away the flies in his ears, but the sound of the flies remained the same.
On the other hand, Tang Sanzang was unaware of the emotions of Sun Wukong and Guanyin.
"Let's talk about the King Kong circle ......." (read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)
Hearing this, Sun Wukong's whole person has completely fallen into madness.
He was already lying on the ground, rolling wildly.
Tang Seng said that it was better than a tight mantra.
"Last year I met a blacksmith in Chenjia Village,"
"His handiwork is exquisite, the price is fair, and the child is not deceived,"
"I'll introduce you to ......"
"Let's make another one.....
However, at this moment, Sun Wukong and Guanyin couldn't help it at the same time, and the two of them shot at the same time and choked Tang Sanzang's neck.
And after touching Sun Wukong, Guanyin instantly regretted it, then withdrew his hand and said silently,
"Sin and Sin, Sin ....."
Seeing the scene in front of them, netizens laughed directly, and they couldn't slow down at all.
When Su Hang saw this, he instinctively felt a stomachache.
Recalling this scene back then, everyone was overjoyed.
"I don't know what's going on, I want to laugh as soon as Luo Jiaying comes out, I laugh to death!"
"Famous scene, this is simply a famous scene, hahahaha......."
"I can't imagine that even Guanyin can't stand this guy, so you can see how verbose it is!"
"Humanitarian Tang Sanzang, although it is a little long-winded, but this line is worth thinking twice!"
"Anyway, Tang Sanzang said it is so reasonable, criminal intent is not the same as crime, but Guanyin seems to be unable to help it. "
"Sun Wukong: As long as you don't say a few words, even if the diamond ring is welded to death on my head. "
"Sure enough, it's a high monk, it makes sense, I met a Chen blacksmith in Chenjia Village, and I even want to introduce it to Guanyin?"
"The price is fair, and Tong Suo is not deceived..... Hahaha..... It turns out that Sun Wukong has been suffering from this kind of torture?"
"Even Guanyin wants to kill him, what a painful realization, hahaha......"
Ming Dynasty, within the Wudang faction,
At this time, when all the disciples saw the scene in front of them, they were all turned on their backs, and they couldn't stop at all.
Everyone never expected that this Tang Sanzang in front of them would be so verbose that Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't stand it.
As a last resort, even Guanyin was moved to kill.
Thinking of this, Yin Liting couldn't help but say,
"It's obvious that one sentence is a thing, this guy just talks a lot, and he keeps talking crookedly!"
"Don't talk about Guanyin, she is an old man, even if I listen to it, I can't stand it. "
After hearing Yin Liting's words, Mo Shenggu also nodded and sighed.
Like everyone else, he didn't expect that the legendary Tang Sanzang would be so verbose that everyone was afraid.
Of course, at this time, everyone only saw the success of Tang Sanzangsan.
And as the plot continues to advance, it will become more and more exciting in the future!
At the same moment, Song Yuanqiao also looked embarrassed and didn't know what to say.
I thought that the gods in the sky were lofty and free, and they got rid of the seven emotions and six desires, so they would not worry about a mortal.
didn't expect Tang Sanzang at this time to be so verbose that Guanyin was also murderous.
"Hey!"
"I didn't expect it to be such a Journey to the West......"
After the disciples said everything for a while, Zhang Sanfeng at this time couldn't help but sigh and turned around.
Looking at Guanyin and Sun Wukong, who were already impatient in the light curtain, Zhang Sanfeng said with an embarrassed face,
"I didn't expect the rumored holy monk to be such a holy monk,"
"You even want to introduce Blacksmith Chen to Guanyin?"
At this point, Zhang Sanfeng couldn't cry or laugh, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
Obviously, such a Tang Sanseng had never been seen before.
For a moment, he felt very verbose.
meanwhile
In the Liyang Dynasty, the head of Emperor Wu's city,
City Lord Wang Xianzhi put his hands behind his back, looked up at the sky, and looked at the scenes that kept flashing in front of him.
After seeing the picture in front of him, Wang Xianzhi frowned and was speechless for a long time.
Is this still the rumored Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong?
Is this still what the world calls Guanyin?
"It's... This monk is really verbose...."
"What can be said clearly in one sentence, do you have to talk at length, endlessly?"
For a moment, Wang Xianzhi even sympathized with Sun Wukong,
With such a nagging guy, and living together for many years, who can stand it?
However, seeing that even Guanyin couldn't help it, Wang Xianzhi was still startled.
Doesn't it mean that the gods and Buddhas of the heavens and the bodhisattvas and arhats are all masters who have attained the Dao, but also these enlightened gods and Buddhas also have the emotions of mortals and will also feel disgusted?
It's just a slight difference that Guanyin immediately repented at the moment of his shot,
In contrast, the current Monkey King really wants to kill Tang Sanzang.
And Yu Xinlang, who was on the other side, saw this scene, and the whole person laughed unkindly.
He has never seen such a Monkey King, nor has he ever seen such a Guanyin.
Everyone has changed their appearance and is completely unrecognizable.
After a while, Yu Xinlang said slowly,
"It's like a fly, but that's not wrong at all. "
And on the other end,
From the depths of the Yang Palace,
When the young eunuch saw the scene in front of him, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and laughed.
"Hahahaha......"
Recalling what Tang Sanzang had just said, how could the young eunuch still be able to endure it?
This guy is addicted to himself, and he doesn't care what others think.
After saying that, he was so embarrassed that he even wanted to recommend Blacksmith Chen to Guanyin?
Thinking of this, the young eunuch couldn't help but say,
"Such Tang Sanzang is really unheard of!"
really
With a burst of discussion in the world of comprehensive martial arts,
Guanyin in the picture is also embarrassed,
After reciting a few words of "sins and sins", he did not hesitate to start with Sun Wukong.
And Sun Wukong, relying on his incorruptible body, actually started with Guanyin,
Seeing that the Moonlight Treasure Box was shocked again, the Supreme Treasure stepped forward to seize it, but was struck by a lightning bolt and fainted again in an instant.
The two fought back and forth, and in an instant, it was several rounds again.
But
Although Sun Wukong has great powers, he is still not Guanyin's opponent.
After a confrontation, he was held in Guanyin's hand,
Just when Guanyin was going to kill the killer and kill Sun Wukong completely,
Tang Sanseng panted and ran over and said,
"Sister Guanyin, please also ask your subordinates to be merciful!".