Chapter 260 - I Only Care About Results
“Three sizes? I’ll go first. I’m Ximen Longting, 88, 88, 88. I live in Qinghe Village, high school graduate, 35 yuan in savings. I’ve dated 38 girls, all broken up. At one point, I turned the Qinghe River in Qinghe Village into a flowing river of girls. Occupation: senior technical actor. Currently unmarried.”
Ximen Longting was the first to step forward. From the excited look in The Humbly Great Emperor’s eyes, he could tell there was some great opportunity.
Whenever there was a good opportunity, how could Ximen “Seize Every Bargain” Longting miss out?
“Me, me, me, it’s my turn. Boss, I’m Yue Xia Qing, 18 this year. I live in Qinghe Village, middle school graduate, 250 yuan in savings. I haven’t… currently haven’t dated any girls. Occupation: an extra. I have 3 younger brothers and a younger sister. Currently… no plans to get married.”
Yue Xia Qing stepped forward second.
“I… I… I… Sword… Sword… Sword Dao Warrior! 21 this year, I live in Minghe Village, middle school graduate, savings… a cup of yellow… yellow… yellow dirt. Ex… ex… ex-girlfriends: three. Occupation… currently an extra at Hengdian World Studios in the capital. My family has… has three older brothers and a younger brother. Currently… no plans to get married.”
Sword Dao Warrior stepped forward third. But this time, what Yue Xia Qing and the others found strange was that today, Sword Dao Warrior actually didn’t stutter.
“Not bad, Old Sword. Who would have thought, you’ve already had three ex-girlfriends?”
“Old Sword did it quietly. He’s already dated three girls. Indeed, the honest ones are awesome.”
The few of them teased Sword Dao Warrior. After he ran off in embarrassment, they continued to reveal their identities.
Jiang Cheng listened very carefully and didn’t blame them for the teasing in their words.
Because people have many sides and inherently possess multiple personalities that change with the external environment.
It’s related to past experiences, impressions, and the current state a person is in.
When the human body is affected by the external environment, based on the different targets of the stimulation, the body will have different reactions, medically called stress responses.
What Jiang Cheng wanted to see was their stress responses.
In the half year after his car accident, all he could do was lie in bed and space out.
But he wasn’t someone who could stay idle, so during that half year, he kept reflecting on the failure experience of the Demon Palace Guild.
After half a month of serious thought, he gradually figured it out.
The biggest reason Demon Palace was defeated by the Temple was probably because of when Su Lian’ya joined the guild.
This woman was really formidable. Every seemingly unintentional action of hers actually had profound meaning.
The reason Demon Palace was defeated so quickly, Su Lian’ya was definitely the biggest contributor.
So after understanding Su Lian’ya’s history, Jiang Cheng had his mother find him many psychology books to read.
That half year, he was almost immersed in the ocean of psychology.
His learning talent was very high. He learned everything quickly, let alone studying for half a year.
So in the end, he discovered that he had indeed mastered a remarkable skill.
Now he could easily judge people’s personalities from their way of speaking and behavior, with a particularly high accuracy rate.
For example, in Jiang Cheng’s view, Ximen Longting was an active, optimistic, and perfectionistic personality type.
Such people had a stronger desire to perform and a stronger desire to win than others.
It could be seen from him being the first to step forward, from his unconsciously raised head when speaking, from him preferring to wear fiery red clothes even if it meant giving up level 5 armor, and from his way of speaking.
People with a strong desire to perform also had a strong competitive spirit, perseverance, and willpower, stronger than others.
Such people should be the damage-dealing type in a team and were more worth cultivating. Jiang Cheng could guide him in a targeted manner.
The chaotic style of a Mage was most suitable for him.
The playstyle focused on being flashy and deceiving the opponent’s vision, making them completely unable to guess his thoughts.
As for The Humbly Great Emperor, he belonged to the leader personality type.
After all, being able to suppress someone like Ximen Longting, who had an extremely strong desire to perform, and keep the team in a harmonious state, showed that The Humbly Great Emperor was qualified as a leader.
Plus, he was sneaky enough, and his class was Demon Swordsman. Jiang Cheng could test his support formation style on him.
As for Sword Dao Warrior, he was honest, quite stubborn and shy, very deceptive. Jiang Cheng could test the reckless bull style on him.
Yue Xia Qing belonged to the more moderate type. His personality didn’t have many characteristics or particularly outstanding aspects.
He was the kind that knew a little about everything but was an expert in nothing. Such people would eventually be lost in the crowd.
However, he wasn’t beyond saving here.
What surprised Jiang Cheng the most was a girl.
Mu Xinliu.
The only girl among the 18 Swordsmen.
This girl looked completely unremarkable. If she hadn’t reported her name later, Jiang Cheng wouldn’t even have known there was a girl here.
Moreover, Jiang Cheng discovered that she was actually quite good-looking. Although she wasn’t as stunning as A Silly Cutie and Little Xue, her appearance was still very high among girls.
Furthermore, if you looked carefully, this girl’s dressing and temperament were completely incompatible with the other 17 people.
But you just couldn’t detect her existence.
This showed that this girl was especially good at disguise.
He had found a candidate for the hidden peak style.
As for the others, Jiang Cheng didn’t pay special attention. They were similar to Yue Xia Qing, all relatively moderate types.
Jiang Cheng could teach this type together.
“Talk about your initial intentions when entering this world.”
Jiang Cheng said to The Humbly Great Emperor.
“Entering… the initial intention of playing the game?”
The Humbly Great Emperor suddenly froze.
When he first started playing games, it was purely for the sake of playing games. Now… after witnessing professional gamers earning 100,000, several hundred thousand, and top experts even reaching millions per month, they were truly no longer playing games just to play games.
“To make money.” The Humbly Great Emperor said without hesitation.
“To get girls.” Ximen Longting said.
“To make money.” Yue Xia Qing said.
“To… to… to make money to marry… Xiao… Xiaofang.” Sword Dao Warrior stammered.
“I’m not Xiaofang. I was forcibly dragged in by them.” Mu Xinliu shrank her head, slightly shy.
Jiang Cheng nodded. “Good. Starting from today, I will train you until you become experts who can hold your own in Cutie Shakes the World.”
“The difficulty of the training will exceed your imagination. If anyone is unwilling, you can back out now.”
“We will never back out!”
After The Humbly Great Emperor relayed Jiang Cheng’s words, these people instantly became as excited as if they had been injected with chicken blood, each of them thrilled.
Not to mention becoming top experts, just becoming ordinary experts would make their future days a hundred times better than now!
They had all crawled out from being extras. When it came to enduring hardship, they were the best at it.
Only fools would refuse!
“Good. The first test I’m giving you now is to have Array Emperor and Immortal Phoenix lead you to level up and run dungeons.”
“If they don’t agree, pester them. Don’t treat them as gods. I don’t care what methods or means you use, whether it’s the beauty trap or the bitter flesh plan. I won’t interfere. As long as you successfully get them to agree to lead you to level up and run dungeons, you pass.”
“I only care about results.”