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The female sand sculptures in the group laughed one by one, and Akuya felt that today was really her disaster day.

Let's take a look at the teachings of the Akusis Order under Akuya.

First, Axicans do anything as long as they are serious, and we are people who can do it.

Even if we don't do well, we don't blame us, and we blame the world if we don't do well.

Second, in the face of nasty things, you only need to escape.

Escaping is not a loss, but a victory.

Third, when you hesitate, you will regret it no matter what you do.

Anyway, I will regret it, so I choose the easier way now.

Fourth, don't be afraid to grow old, and the gods don't know if you will be happy in the future.

Then laugh now.

Fifth, Eris's chest is padded!

Sa, confused Ruyo, please join me and follow the goddess Akuya and join the Akusis religion!

Does this doctrine seem at first glance that there is nothing wrong with it?

(Does it really look like no problem?) )

But think about it a little closely, isn't this what he meows is to teach 31 people to put rotten?

Therefore, none of the members of the Acusis Sect are normal people, and all of them are first-class strange people who have been abducted and deceived.

From the god of Akuya, the believers under the bottom are all strange mentally retarded goods all the way.

Therefore, when many people scold each other for intellectual disability, they will say something like this: "Mad, Akuya!"

Retardation and Akuya are already synonymous.

Penglai Mountain Kaguya: Sa, Mina, let's join the Akusis Cult. Funny G)

Guina: I joined, but I didn't sign the agreement. (Funny JPG)

Uzumaki Jiu Shinnai: It seems to be quite interesting, or I will add another one to play with.

Akuya: Are you really going to join? A warm welcome to Protestants. (Scattered GF)

Warfarin: Well, as long as you're not afraid of becoming mentally retarded. (Warfarin Wit JPG)

Artoria: If you think about it, forget it, there is not a single serious person in the Acusis Order.

Esders: It feels so dangerous, I feel like joining the Acusis Order will become an IQ. (Crisis JPG)

Akuya: No, joining the Order will not become mentally retarded (д)!

Artox: Mentally retarded gods and mentally retarded believers, if only all the world were so joyful (.)

Akuya: People are not mentally retarded at all (?~?)!

Yakumo: Well, well, the average intellectual disability will not admit that they are mentally retarded.

Orochimaru: What a cute kid, it's just a little silly, oh, I like the part where you hit frogs.

Penglai Mountain Kaguya: Since you said that you are not mentally retarded, then I will test you.

Akuya: Anyway, this goddess is the smartest goddess in the heavenly realm. (Pride JPG)

Penglai Mountain Kaguya: First of all, I will give you a daily test topic, listen up, Xiaoming's father has three sons, the eldest son is called Da Mao, the second son is called Er Mao, so what is the third son called?

Akuya: Of course, it's called Sanmao, and this simple question is too small for me. (Forked waist JPG)

Hell Blowing Snow: Is there a possibility that the third son is called Xiaoming?

Akuya: Eh()!

Bob, Bob's father...

Gan, I didn't even think of this.

Akuya: This doesn't count, this doesn't count, another one. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

Penglai Mountain Kaguya: Okay, then another one, please listen to the question, a mouse will fly after eating the magic medicine, and the snake will fly after eating the mouse, but why does an owl also fly?

Akuya: It must have been the owl that ate the snake again. (Pride JPG)

Poison Island Tsuko: Well, it seems that owls are meant to fly.

Akuya: I, this, again, another question, this does not count, does not count (д)

Penglai Mountain Kaguya: Then please listen to the third question, there is such a couple, the wife always complains that she was blind to step on shit to marry her husband, and the husband always complains that he is blind to step on shit to marry his wife, so who is more unlucky?

Akuya: Both of them stepped on shit, that, that, must be just as unlucky.

Yatoks: It seems that Akuya doesn't care about the feelings of shit, it is the most unlucky, no matter who is blind, it has to be trampled.

Akuya: What are these problems, can't you prescribe a more normal problem?

Nan Chunxiang: Then let's have a math problem, since it is God, then the speed of mental arithmetic should be as fast as a computer.

Akuya: That's for sure, just let the horse come and I'll figure it out in an instant. (Forked waist JPG)

Nan Chunxiang: Well, please listen to the question, what is 11366 minus 7221?

Akuya: Equal to....... I, do the math...

Confused, five digits minus four digits is too difficult for Akuya's IQ.

"11366 minus 7721, minus, minus, how much is this?"

Akuya snapped her fingers, and she couldn't even count it.

Yakumo: You haven't returned for a few minutes, you haven't figured it out yet?

Uzumaki Jiu Shinnai: Although my arithmetic is not very good, I should have been able to figure it out in a few minutes.

Warfarin: Shouldn't arithmetic be the basic operation that God possesses253? After all, it is already a completely transcendent existence. (I don't understand JPG)

Artox: Maybe the rules of the world are different, after all, it's a funny world that doesn't play its cards according to common sense.

Akuya: I can't figure it out, you all bully me, wow, a

Akuya: I'm mentally retarded, I'm stupid, I don't want to live anymore (▽)

Artox: yes, the child is still crying. (Sword Demon Speechless JPG)

Kelsey: Maybe it's a bit too funny, but this kid's IQ.......

Warfarin: Kameow, it's not okay to use the word child, Akuya looks sixteen or seventeen years old, but as a god she must be thousands of years old.

Penglai Mountain Kaguya: That's not necessarily Kelsey's age. (Funny JPG)

Kelsey: Kaguya (▼皿▼)

Speaking of which, Kelsey's age is indeed a mystery.

Some say she's hundreds of years old, some say she's thousands of years old, and some even say she's tens of thousands of years old.

Even more outrageous, some people say that her age is the same age as the continent of Terra.

Regardless of the age of this menopausal old woman, let's comfort Akuya first.

Otherwise, if no one cares, you must have fallen asleep crying and crying.