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Lu Tian lived alone in his previous life.

Among meat dishes, braised pork ingredients are relatively cheap, so he also mastered the method of braised pork.

"Can you make braised pork?"

The empress said suspiciously.

"certainly!"

"Lie, if you could do it, I would be a dog!"

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Chapter 192 Singing

Lu Tian never expected that the empress would like to be a dog, so he decided to go back and fulfill her wish.

However, the main thing now is to choose the concubine.

Lu Tian took the empress to register, and then entered the palace. In the main hall of the palace, countless women gathered at this moment. After all, it was the strongest force in the fourth universe, and the women were basically vying for the first place.

These women are of all races.

European and American areas, Japanese and Korean areas...ahem, in short, they are all flashy.

Lu Tian also saw several women who were stronger than Schwarzenegger.

The taste of Emperor Lu Zun is really special.

"Tch, just these women, this demon lord has thrown them away from nine universes!" The empress looked at these women with great disdain, and every one of them caught her eye.

pia!

Lu Tian slapped her angrily, pointed at a few women wearing black bikinis and said, "You are so arrogant, your cuteness is worthless in front of your sexiness!

You have to show some talent! "

The selection of concubines in the Central Empire does not depend on appearance.

Rather, it depends on strength and talent.

In terms of strength, Lu Tian is not worried. Although the empress is only level 405, she will have no problem fighting against level 450.

But talent is a problem. Should she just pretend to be evil and scare people?

This obviously doesn't work.

Why are loli scary?

This is nothing compared to those Schwarzeneggers whose chests are broken!

"Come here and I'll teach you something."

Lu Tian reached out and lifted the empress up again, and then said something in her ear.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible, this Demon Lord will not agree!" After hearing Lu Tian's shameful request, the empress firmly opposed it.

But Lu Tian just said lightly: "Ten plates of braised pork."

"make a deal!"

There are billions of people choosing a concubine, but there are only 100 places. The probability is one in tens of millions, which is a bit difficult to be honest.

Therefore, we must come up with some trump cards.

Lu Tian specially taught the empress a song, a legendary song of the earth, which is sure to outshine all other songs.

There were so many people choosing the concubine that more than a month passed before it was the empress's turn to perform. Lu Tian felt numb looking at the woman.

"Go quickly, if you fail, you won't lose a piece of meat!" Lu Tian threatened.

The empress was startled and nodded quickly: "Don't worry, I will perform perfectly!"

So, the empress walked onto the stage.

All the girls focused their attention on the empress, whispering to each other, and many of them showed disdain.

"Where did this little brat come from, not yet an adult, to choose a concubine?"

"That's right, look at her ordinary appearance, she's nothing but cute!"

"Yeah, yeah, nothing compares to my pectoralis major!" A Schwarzenegger girl showed off her muscles, which were so hard!

After the empress came on stage, a person in charge of the talent show asked: "What talents do you have?"

The empress breathed out and looked at Lu Tian's position awkwardly.

Lu Tian gave her a look that said he would spank her if she couldn't complete the task. She was so frightened that she immediately said, "I'll sing!"

The Queen's voice is still very nice.

Although she was a million years old in her previous life and is thirty years old in this life, her physical functions remain that of a 12-year-old, and she still speaks in a waxy lolita tone.

Very approachable.

"Please start your show!"

The empress breathed out and carefully recalled the lyrics and melody Lu Tian taught her.

"Sing quickly, are you holding in your fart?"

"Just, what kind of song can a little kid sing?"

"Aww~" The beauties began to show off their singing voices. Lu Tian's face was filled with black lines and he was crying like a ghost.

To be honest, the entertainment culture of Universe 4 is really too stretched.

This is also because the gods in the world pay more attention to strength and ignore entertainment.

"Sing!"

Lu Tian made a mouth gesture to the empress.

The empress pouted aggrievedly, but slowly opened her mouth:

"What's the name of dad's dad? Dad's dad is called grandpa..."

The empress's voice was lovely and very friendly. As soon as she spoke, the whole place fell silent.

"Wow, her singing voice is so cute. She reminds me of my dad!"

"That's right, what kind of song is this? It actually makes me, an orphan, feel like a family!"

"Home, I want to go home to find my mother!"

"Grandpa, it turns out I should call you grandpa, woohoo~!"

"Sun thief~!"

The Empress' song moved the billions of people present to tears, and some even found their long-lost grandfather!

Lu Tian smiled softly.

Just kidding, in the previous life on earth, this song was known to everyone.

From a 100-year-old lady to a 1-year-old child, who hasn’t heard of it?

If such a divine song were brought to this universe, it would simply be a massacre.

Moreover, the divine world is a place where family affection is weak. Such a song can arouse the deep affection in people's hearts.

In fact, there is another key to letting the empress sing this song.

That is, Lu Tian wanted to test whether the Yuanshen Clan had people from his own earth.

If you sing other songs, others may not have heard them.

But it’s impossible not to hear this song!

"Divine Comedy, Divine Comedy!"

"It sounded so good, I cried my eyes out!"

"grandfather!"

"Thief Sun!"

"Ancestor, I finally found you!"

As the empress's singing ended, everyone present cheered. It even turned into a family recognition meeting. I don't know how many people found their long-lost relatives.

It can be said that Lu Tian has done a great thing.

He is a good man!

The empress was also stunned when she looked at the scene around her, her pretty face flushed with excitement.

Is it so good to sing by myself? I cried while singing for them!

It seems that I will sing more in the future and develop my talents!

“Dad’s dad is called Grandpa!”

It took a while for the scene to calm down. Hundreds of millions of people present had found their long-lost relatives.

At this time, the person in charge of selecting the concubine said excitedly: "If you pass, I will inform Emperor Lu Zun right away!"

He also just recognized a kiss.

The empress' eyes lit up.

Of course, she didn't want to be a concubine, but she was happy to have earned 10 plates of braised pork!

"Dad Lu, hurry up, where's my braised pork!"

She came to Lu Tian excitedly, spread out her little hands and gestured towards Lu Tian.

"Let's wait until we get back to Eternal Star!" Lu Tian slapped her hand away.

This girl knows how to eat!

Sooner or later, someone will kidnap you with food.

"big liar!"

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