Of Arms And Ammunition

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, it is the chapter that you have all been waiting for. That's right viewers, it is now time for my fanfiction perspective, to start covering, as well as me, Revy, Lagoon Company, and along with HCLI. With having us deal with and also kill off the Dragon Militia. So then viewers, with that now out of the way, what do you say that we get on with that right now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

Date: June 5, 2012

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. And with the sudden sound of something proceeding to whizz through the air at a very high rate of speed. And then, thanks to me and Revy being already aware of this...

"HEADS UP! RPG!" Both me and Revy of all people had now proceeded to yell out quite loudly with. But then, as the RPG, or Rocket Propelled Grenade proceeded to nearly make its way to its intended target. Which in this case, was Angel Bluebell along with the rest of us. Who from the last chapter, Angel Bluebell, and the rest of them who were all transformed, had all powered down back to their respective civilian forms.

So in this case, if something hadn't have been done, which in this case it had been. Then several of us would've either wound up injured, or in worse case, killed.

But thankfully, as an all too familiar looking twin shot of very quick, and bright yellow colored blasts, then proceeded to strike the RPG at the very front of the projectiles warhead. And upon impact, caused it to explode in less then a split second. And as for the shrapnel of the RPG and its warhead? Well the entire thing basically wound up disintegrating. In fact, it actually did.

And upon hearing Shinko, then proceeding to let out a very audible sigh of relief from her mouth...

"Well done and that was very quick thinking on both of your parts Keiko and Misaka. And by the way viewers, Shinko here by the way again...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Shinko then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, since me, Momoko, Yuri, Hinagiku, Scarlet, Yousuke, Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto, Minako, Hotaru, Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, Ichigo, Mint, Retasu, Bu-Ling, and Zakuro, can't transform at the current moment. As it would wind up drawing unwanted attention to ourselves. And because I don't really think that HCLI needs to be introduced to the Trinity just yet. We will be leaving it up to Keiko, Misaka, Shokuhou, Kuroko, Touma, Index, Catherine, Revy, Benny, and Dutch. To help HCLI for the time being. And furthermore viewers...*Shinko proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up out of seemingly nowhere. Which like most of the other times that this has gone and happened already. This has now once again caused one of Shinko's eyes, to then proceed to start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who it was that had decided to speak up and thus cut Shinko off mid sentence, and mid fourth wall break explanation? Well about that...

"Excuse me girl with long light blue hair? You know how long it take to find you? Very long indeed!" The unmistakable, and yet still also very offensive sounding accent of Shenhua. Or Little Miss Chinglish, as Revy called her. Or in my case Chinky, had now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere.

But then, before Shinko could even say anything, or get anything in edgewise...

"Hey Little Miss Chinglish?! You took you long enough to get here didn't you?!" Revy had now proceeded to speak out towards Shenhua quite forcefully and angrily. Which not surprisingly, had now caused Shinko, to not just do a Picard style facepalm. But a sweatdrop had now proceeded to appear, and then slowly make its way partway down the same side of her face, that it had first appeared on. And Shinko was also apparently quite unhappy, that she didn't have the amount of required time, to stop Revy before she had gone and said her quite very insulting statement to Shenhua. Well to be fair, it was offensive to Shinko. But since I had gone and lost my mind so too speak all the way back in chapter one. This was something that I didn't really care about. And even though Shinko had been expecting it. But because Shinko wasn't transformed as Angel Bluebell, she wasn't able to pick up on Revy having been planning to call Shenhua by the nickname that Revy tended to say quite a lot to her.

But then with regard to my nickname for Shenhua...

"Hey Chinky?! What the heck were you doing that you couldn't be bothered to get here quicker?!" I had now proceeded to then put in for good measure. Which not surprisingly, had now caused the sweatdrop on Shinko's face, to now proceed to get just a bit larger then it already was. But honestly though, I didn't really care about Shinko at this current moment.

But then, out of the blue...

"Wait, what the heck just happened?! Just who are those two?!" A now currently unknown male voice had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Which from what Shinko could tell, they were most likely the individual, who had gone and fired the RPG.

But then, before Shinko could try to attempt to respond back to the just asked and still currently unanswered lingering question...

"Oh, what's the matter, you've never seen an Electromagnetic Cannon before? And that was just a warning, because Lucky Strike and Railgun here, aren't the only ones you should be worried about having to deal with," Misaki Shokuhou of all people had now proceeded to cheekily say back over to the currently still unknown male voice with in response.

And yet surprisingly, Shinko was also able to quickly notice, that a very cheeky looking smirk and smile, was now currently present on Shokuhou's face.

And then...

"Ah Two Hands, nice to see you and Cat again. I will say though, that it has been quite a bit since I have been in the field though," another currently unknown sounding male voice, had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

But, though Shinko did not know who this male voice belonged to, someone else in our alliance, did. And with regard to who they were...

"Ah, Mr. Chang, nice to see you out and about again," Dutch had now proceeded to say over to the now correctly identified Mr. Chang.

And then, out of the blue...

"Pardon me, but..." A now nearly silent sounding, yet still all too familiar sounding female voice, had now proceeded to speak up out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, had now proceeded to have Shinko's entire body suddenly freeze in place almost instantly. And on top of that, A huge sweatdrop, had now proceeded to once again appear, on one side of her face.

And as for why this was currently the case? Well you see, about that...

"What the heck, who girl in maid outfit?! I back at cafe again?!" Shenhua had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere with. Which not surprisingly, had now confirmed Shinko's worst fear. Rosarita Cisneros, or Roberta as she was known more as, had now appeared once again. And it was then that Shinko had also come to realize, that a very big fight, was about to go down.

But, as for me...

"Wow Shenhua, my god your voice is incredibly offensive sounding! But then again viewers, I can now see why Keiko hates Shokuhou so much. Because for the record viewers, she really is just one straight up annoying chick! I mean I honestly don't know why some people consider her to be their favorite character in the Railgun anime! Like what do they see in her?! No offense of course to any of you viewers who do in fact consider Shokuhou as your favorite character from the Railgun anime. But, I feel as though I should be allowed to have my own opinion on Shokuhou. But anyway viewers, I think that we should just head back into the chapter at hand. Now then viewers, shall we?" I had proceeded to think to myself with.

Which during this very same thought that I had been having, I had proceeded to turn my attention, as well as my eyesight, slightly and briefly to the right of me. Which I had done, in order for me to briefly address the viewers.

But then...

"And what a gunfight it will wind up being! Hello there viewers, Keiko here...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat briefly, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And with Shinko's permission, I am going to be handling some of the fourth wall breaks for the next few chapters. Since as of right now, she can't exactly pitch in to help, because as she herself said, it would wind up drawing unecessary attention to herself and the rest of those on our alliance who possess some form of magic. So anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Shinko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all you lot in the next chapter. So viewers, see you lot there, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her brown eyes closed, and while her head is also tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: June 5, 2012

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. And with the sudden sound of what Shinko could only describe as whispering going on somewhere behind her. Shinko then realized, that like that of Roberta, or The Bloodhound Florencia as she was also known as...

"Oi Comrade Sergeant?! If you, your Capitan, and the rest of your comrades would like to join in on the fun with Lagoon Company, then I won't stop you. But please Comrade Sergeant, can we please do everyone and the viewers reading as well a favor, and perhaps dispense with the whispering? Oh, and Balalaika? On the basis of you looking to try and find a translator, I think that Rock can be of service. So with this in mind, Cat, Revy? Would you two please tell Rock that he has now been employed as Balalaika's intermediary translator?" Shinko had now proceeded to say over to Boris, or Comrade Sergeant as he was more referred to as. His Capitan, or Balalaika as she was known more as.

To which Shinko then proceeded to turn her attention over to me and Revy, in order for them to let Rock know, that he had now been temporarily employed to Balalaika, as her translator for the time being. But as for Shinko's statement with regard to how she had said all of it? Well Shinko had actually gone and said it in English. Which unfortunately, wound up having the effect of anyone present who didn't speak English very well, to simply just look at Shinko as though she had been speaking another language, which in this case she had been. But thankfully, for those like me and Revy. We were both able to understand what Shinko had just said to the both of us just fine.

And then...

"Okay, so Ms. Hekmatyar, are we going to do business here or what?!" A male voice had now proceeded to ask Koko and the rest of HCLI with out of seemingly nowhere in response. And, once I noticed that Shinko had proceeded to turn towards the source of the currently unknown sounding male voice. It was then, that both me and Shinko realized, that it was a man, who at the current moment was dressed in what appeared to be a dull and frankly quite unappealing looking military gear heavy outfit. Which seemed to indicate to both me and Shinko from this very basis alone, that he along with the rest of his multiple comrades that were also present, were most likely part of some kind of militia. Which in this case, they actually were.

And sure enough, yet also quite surprisingly. Well not to me anyway. Because, well...

"My aren't we just the impatient one. Am I right or am I right, Mr. Grumpy Gills?" I had now proceeded to say back to the militiaman and his similarly dressed comrades with in response. Which not surprisingly and like that of Revy, I was now once again wearing quite the devilish and evil looking smirk, that would make even one Koko Hekmatyar proud.

And then, just to add insult to injury...

"Cat right with statement, you too impatient! Understand what I am saying?" Shenhua now had now decided to then proceed to chime in with right after I had said my statement.

And as for me...

"Uhh, thanks for your input Shenhua...I think? Well viewers, I would say that it is now finally time for me and Revy to get our chance to show what we can do alongside Koko and the rest of HCLI. Now then viewers with that in mind, let us now head back to the chapter, as well as the imminent gunfight at hand now hmm? Because this is going to make the fight at the O.K Corral look like a easy summers walk in the park.' I had proceeded to think to myself with.

Which during this time while I was having this very same thought of mine. I had also proceeded to briefly turn my eyesight as well as my attention, slightly to the right of me, in order for me to briefly address the viewers.

And then, out of the blue, just after Koko had proceeded to respond to a quick message that had been broadcasted to her from through what appeared to look like a Imarsat Phone of some sort...

"Well team, we have our new orders, eliminate the Dragon Militia!" Koko had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

And as for me...

"Finally some action! Are you ready viewers, I can't hear you?" I had then proceeded to think to myself with.

Which not even a split second after this, both me and Revy, had then proceeded to reach for both of our respective holstered pair of modified Beretta. To which we then both proceeded to pull back the slides on both of them in quick succession of each other. Cock back the hammers on both. And then once me and Revy, had both proceeded to quickly point each of them at a member of the Dragon Militia. We then proceeded to let the lead fly. As roughly a split second after both me and Revy, had pulled the triggers on each of our respective modified Beretta pistols. With each trigger pull proceeding to elicit a brief muzzle flash from the barrel of one of each of our respective pistols. Which was then quickly followed by a brief muzzle flash, from the barrel of the other pistol. Which just after the muzzle flash, a bullet proceeded to exit the barrel of the pistol, and also proceeded to leave small sound barrier breaking shockwaves behind it, as it proceeded to whizz through the air, and towards the bullets intended targets.

And sure enough, in just the quick unloading of six rounds total from both me and Revy combined. Two of the bullets being one from each of Revy's Beretta 92FMs. And the other four, being two from each of my modified Beretta M9s. All of which wound up hitting their intended targets with the same pin point precision that one would get from an AR15 'Armalite' Rifle. Which was the signature rifle of the Irish Republican Army, or the IRA for short.

"And interestingly enough viewers. Shinko here by the way...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Shinko to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Anyway viewers, interesting thing about the IRA. Which apart from them being part of one of the episodes of Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior. One Skoti Collins, or as some know him more as the chap who resembles one Michelin Star Chef Gordon Ramsay. Who happens to be the very same Skoti Collins, who is actually a direct descendant of one Michael Collins. The very same Michael Collins, who wound up playing a significant role in the Easter Rising of 1916. But anyway viewers, I seem to be rambling on here for more then I should at the current moment. So what do you all say that we now get back to the current chapter, and the gunfight at hand now, hmm?...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Shinko's current fourth wall break moment, and back to the current situation at hand. Which as it currently stood, was comprised of the following...

"Well come on then comrades, let's help them out!" The now unmistakable, and yet still quite scary sounding voice of one Balalaika had now proceeded to shout out quite suddenly from out of seemingly nowhere.

Which not surprisingly, after the unmistakable noise of several guns being cocked. A massive hail of bullets and gunfire then erupted. And upon Shinko and the rest of those who were no longer transformed, were then seen quickly rushing over to one side, and out of the immediate line of fire. So that way, they wouldn't wind up getting hit by any loose shrapnel or ricochets that may or may not wind up resulting from the gunfight.

And then, Shenhua had proceeded to go and take one of her Kukri Knives, still attached to their respective tension tied ropes. And she had proceeded to throw it forward towards an unsuspecting Dragon Militia member. Who wound up taking Shenhua's launched Kukri Knife right to the upper left side of his chest. Pretty much just below his heart. And upon Shenhua proceeding to whip the same arm that she had thrown the Kukri Knife at the Dragon Militia member with quickly back. This then caused the Kukri Knife that was still embedded in the mans chest, to get pulled out with such force, that it caused a somewhat severe spurt of blood to then quickly shoot out of from the now formed wound on his chest. Which after a split second of him coughing up a little bit of blood from his mouth. He then proceeded to fall forwards onto the ground, and lay there dead and motionless.

And then...

"Time for you to face Judgment!" Kuroko Shirai then proceeded to shout out. And in a small whooshing popping sound, Kuroko then proceeded to use her Teleport Esper Ability, to then appear behind one of the currently unaware Dragon Militia members. And in a split second, Kuroko had then proceeded to deliver a quick open palmed and sideways chop to to the right side of his neck. Which wound up instantly knocking him out cold.

"Well then, I guess he just got his Judgment from Kuroko then didn't he viewers? Yes indeed, I think that he more then got the message! Mind you, he is currently sort of down for the count at the moment as it were. But I assure you, he did wind up getting what he deserved from it. Oh right, Keiko here by the way again viewers, my apologies for not saying so to you lot a bit sooner beforehand...*Keiko winds up proceeding to say this statement of hers, while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers..."

"Yeah viewers, so we're not going to be ending this chapter just yet. Catherine here again, sorry about that, hope I didn't scare you...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, let us now return back to the still ongoing gunfight now, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

Okay, so getting back to the still ongoing gunfight at hand, which as it currently stood, was as follows...

"What the heck? Who is that girl? Because my goodness she is fast!" I proceeded to think to myself. As I just proceeded to witness a girl with short chin length black hair, and a distinctive looking white eye patch over her right eye. As she then proceeded to use two of what appeared to be short bladed combat knives, to quickly run up to one of the Dragon Militia members. To which she then proceeded to stick one of her knives into his gut. While she also then proceeded to use the other knife, to slice through his right exterior jugular artery. Which after a quick spurting of blood from the now open wound on his neck. He proceeded to fall to the ground with a distinctive sounding dull thud, and then lay there motionless and dead. To which a pool of blood then proceeded to quickly form from beneath his now dead and motionless body.

And thankfully, I wasn't going to need to wait very long at all to know who she was. As not even a second later...

"Hey Valmet? Heads up, on your right!" A young looking boy with white hair, and red colored eyes, had then proceeded to yell over to Valmet. Who upon Valmet hearing the young boy call out to her, she then proceeded to use her left combat knife, to slice cleanly through the left wrist of another Dragon Militia member. To which Valmet then proceeded to stick her other knife into his right eye, killing him instantly.

And as for me...

"Oh, well that was a tad bit graphic to read wouldn't you say viewers? Catherine here by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, this now marks the end of part one of the gunfight against the Dragon Militia. But you don't have to worry viewers, we will get right back into the action in the next chapter. So viewers, see you there okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"