NotSoHero

Chapter 9 – White buttock and the seven extra



Time to make a little speech about magic, precisely, healing one. Magic in name only,  when used, it exclusively speeds up natural processes, according to the proficiency of the user, total amount of mana, and of course, the receiver's basic capacity to heal. It works great for flesh wounds, and for blood loss recovery if you know a little and how to activate the marrow. 

With better medical understanding, you can repair bone, organ, and even perform magical surgery if you are experienced enough. 

Even so, your understanding of the human body doesn’t matter at some point. All of the process requires energy from the receiver. Mana is only useful to start and maintain the whole. At some point, even if you can heal a lesion almost instantly, it’s better not to, as to not burden the body too much. 

When you are a good mage on the other hand, you can ake use of the user’s mana to convert it to energies and use it instead. That’s what most clerics do. They know little about medicine but are better to use mana. In the end, the best is still to have both, or someone who can do both. But such a person is rare and priceless. How many years do you need to study the body to be a good doctor? How many, so you can use mana at will? Generally, priests or clerics will focus on light wounds (omitting their other task) while what we call healer, will do the doctor's job, taking care of major injury and emergency treatment. Depending on the situation, of course, they can also heal light wounds on prolonged fight, look after poison, basic heal for party members, etc. Aside end.

As for Lily... Well, Lily is… controversial. She’s a genius, an absolute genius, she’s well served in both medical and magical fields. Knowing most current knowledge and even some theories still under study. She is moreover a good fighter, knows how to cook sweets, and has noble lady manners (even if she doesn’t make use of them). On the other hand… she has utterly zero practical experience, no common sense, and she doesn’t know how to take care of herself. 

On the adventure side, she knows how to do her job right, even more for some aspects but at the expense of your own workload. She has never traveled by foot, survived or lived in unfriendly land and she is utterly useless when it comes to preserving and ensuring her or other’s life or survival.

That make her a raw gem, she could become la crème de la crème 1The best of the best anytime soon.

At the same time, she’s a danger to anyone who goes near her, enemy and ally alike. I have already been able to experience it twice. Lucky, the first time we only got idiots, and a lost cause who had Lily stumbled upon him, yet, was unable to handle the pressure and lost his means, the second… idiots again, trolls are really dumb creatures. So they didn’t pose much of a threat either.

But this time it’s been different. Even if I’m carving the opposite…

“Don’t leave me behind. If you do, I won’t die! I know how to fight, I know how to heal, and even if I’m clumsy and useless, I can totally go out the forest alive and report you. So take me along! I won’t make a fuss, I just want to stick together with the hero! No matter what happens!”

Yup, she superbly failed to refrain from opening her mouth once again. Dashing my strategies by the same occasion.

Let's look back in time…

Disclaimer, the following scenes contain nothing but nonsense and can be disturbing to the mind, you may skip to Ch10 if you don't want to suffer anymore than reasons. Sensitive person, read at your own risk.

“Quick! -gasp-” she said in total haste, she was sweating profusely. I could feel her skin burning under my hand. Yet, her back was freezing cold, drenched.

“Don't worry Lily, I’m on it!” 

“Oh my god…It hurts…I mhh!! I didn’t know…it was even possible…to…uhh…to suffer that much because of that!!” She was gritting her teeth and started to convulse. Her breath was short and cramped. 

“Hold on! Just a little more! We'll get there soon, I promise. And I always keep my promises!”

Where… where is the nearest suitable location. Here! Just a little longer Lily

“Its’ coming...” She had a violent spasm. Her heart stopped and She was no longer breathing. 

“Stay with me lily!” FUCK IT, EMERGENCY! 

“I can’t… anymore...” all her muscles relaxed at the same time, almost making me let her go. Her hand which until then prevented the precious liquid from flowing out the body. Fall off. 

“LILY!”

Desperate times call for desperate measures! Too bad, I will need to take care of the damage later on! 

“NOW!” Well, at this point it was all pointless, she already couldn't hear me anymore. She no longer controlled her body. And her eyes were soulless. That was more for me to prepare my mind than alerting her.

… Maybe we should go back a bit further, shall we…

Long after the sunrise, following an almost all-nighter for my part, I was woken up in an emergency, well yes, I decently couldn’t sleep instead of standing guard, even if I had a light one. When Lily was in this state, that would be taking unnecessary risks. 

Usually, I take multiple naps while staying on alert instead of full nights, but this time I couldn’t afford it even for a moment. Of course, Lily knows none of it. It didn't even cross her mind that guard is something necessary. But I didn’t want to bother her so I never broached the subject. 

Who is concealing important data to his teammate now? Still, that should not be a problem, not yet. I’m used to having little to no sleep at all. When you live a life of pleasure the night, and of a hero the day, you don’t often have the time to rest. And I did sleep in fact, at the least dangerous times, before the sunset, and at the end, after the sunrise. I got a few hours, enough to pass the day. 

In short, one or two hours after I allowed myself a short break, I was awakened by Lily’s impatient and incessant pinching. She seemed nervous. Enemies!!? I sat up straight, promptly, and looked at our surrounding ear wide open. Awakening my senses and sore muscle by the time I had finished my inspection.

Nothing. I briefly gave Lily a stare. She was nervous but not in an instant danger situation. I could distinguish a mixture of fear and shame. 

 Was she in pain?  Did her injuries worsen over the night? I paid attention to her leg, they were shivering but nothing more, seems OK. Her chest? Did she lie about broken rib?  Still nothing, I couldn’t  notice anything abnormal. That was not it either. 

“Are you awake??” Her shaking voice asked me this as if the opposite would have been her demise. Did she have bad news she didn’t want to tell me yesterday? Or something else?

“Yes? Do you need something?” My questioning look fell on her and I could enjoy the view from close up. Damn it, with all of those events, I had forgotten her half naked state to which her illegal cuteness was added, giving me a deadly blow and almost making me lose my composure. 

“...e” Now she was blushing. Well, not really, she was already all red. She was downright turning crimson, my heavy meaning look may have been an effective counter-attack seemingly.

“Uh? Sorry, can you repeat it louder?”

“I need to pee!”

“And?” What does this have to do with me… Ohhhh!

“Do I really need to go into details?”

“No no!, sorry, it hadn't occurred to me yet. Why didn’t you wake me sooner?”

“I DID! It’s been several minutes. I pinch you, poke you, and do everything I can in my state! I even shouted until it hurt!” 

Light sleep uh? What a joke, I was really tired it seems. Fortunately, it didn't attract anything. Another monster attack would put us in much greater trouble.

“My bad my bad, so what do you want? Should I help you stand and walk on one leg? Can you?  Do you need protection against peeping?” Her criticisms and bad temper cooled my mind and finished waking me up completely.

“What peeping! As if you would find any that deep in a for–.” Apparently the joke was not to her liking and Lily started shouting with an angry voice, before soon stopping in the middle of the sentence, with a strange face.

“Anyway. I can’t walk so you’ll have to carry me.” she continued.

“Okay, let me just stretch myself and I’ll take you to a place where you will be comfortable. Where do you want to be seated? Will a rock do? Maybe a bit too hard. A fallen tree trunk? You might get a splinter. If you can’t w--”

“No! This will be unnecessary!”

“Go on! It was for your own good after all.” Does she want to show me she’s not made from crystal again? That she can endure the pain and crude reality of adventuring?

“Not in this sense. I mean, the problem is… you know, I didn’t want to wake you up at first, so I already waited to the limit before trying,iIt's even starting to hurt.”

“Yes?” What's wrong with her this morning? I can’t follow her thoughts at a— “I’m already leaking!! Just carry me somewhere and hold me upward, upfront! The moment I’ll spread my thigh I… Je ne vais pas te faire un dessin! Can’t you stop speaking? Hurry up!!!”

Oh!! I  was wondering why she was in that unconformable position, legs tighten, clump together, and her hand pressing hard on her crotch… wait! WAIT!

“WAIT WAIT!! I’m not ready yet!”

“If you’re not, I’m gonna dump it all here and now!”

“OK! OK! Hold tight! I’ll pick you up!”

“Wait! Help me remove my panties first!! I can’t do it on my own!”

 Yes, well, at least she stays lucid. This was not my case. I did as she said while being elsewhere. Like a golem who executes its order, I striped her lower underwear, very pretty by the way, it suited her well. Then I… 

Wait a minute!! Your hands are not just pins down against the entrance… or exit, call it whatever you want. It clearly goes inside! Did you have to block the way physically?!! Are you that desperate?!

“DON’T STARE!! YOU PERVERT!”

Not without benefiting another glance, I lifted her quickly, paying attention to her bladder and her injuries.  

“Mhhh!” Moan, Some drops of liquid fell on the ground. 

[...]

“NOW!” I forced open her thigh all at once without much difficulty. Well, not that she couldn’t put up any resistance, fully relaxed as she was.

Then, all Lily’s muscles jointly contracted while the pressurized liquid gushed out. she was in total ecstasy. Did she climax? 

“Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!” An uninterrupted growl of euphoria and bliss followed. Her eyes rolled up and she stuck out her tongue, her mouth wide open. Yup she did!

 If we were in an hentai, the sole differences would’ve been heart-shaped pupils instead of dilated ones, me being one with her lower part and a pervert underneath drinking from a golden shower as a bonus.


“Bllagh -cough-choke- yaky!” 

 

Did I actually wake up this morning? If not, and this is a wet dream, I was a fool, I should have taken advantage of it sooner. Maybe I’ll go a little further after this and do the deed with Lily…

 

“I…bblargh, stopf! I’M und–blllaaarghhhh!” 

 

A man’s face emerged from the bush, collapsed, then threw up his guts all over the ground.

… Okay, where did I put the condom? Even in dreams, and with my wife's blessing, let’s not take any risk.

But first. SMASH! CRaACK! I stepped on the man’s head from all my might, putting all of my and Lily's weight combined on it, then repeated it a few times just to assure the move. I prefered to be alone in the action, dreams were no exception.

Adios, stranger A, whose lines were as short as his appearance.

“JHONY!!!” Stranger B? 

“HEY!Who's Johnny, I am! Certainly not him!” Stranger C???

“Still, wasn’t his name John? Or something alike?” Stanger D????????????????

 “Can’t be, John is not in this group, I know him, he’s my little brother’s wife’s ex-husband’s daughter’s mom’s partner's sister's daughter's dad” And now Stranger E? Come on! How many of you were peeping on a girl taking a piss!! And, is this statement reliable? It doesn’t look like first-hand information to me.

“Are you sure?” Stranger B said.

“Sure I am! As he is also my lil bro wife's ex, the father of my sister and cousin and mom’s and aunt’s fuckbuddy. Besides, he’s also my big brother.” Stranger E responded.

I see. In that specific case it does sound dependable… HE IS WHAT?! And what about your father? Do you have one, or is he also…

“…I always thought his name was Peter.”  Stranger C.

“Not possible, I know this one, he is over here.” Stranger D, pointing behind a tree.     

Ohhh! A stranger F maybe?

“Hey guys, sorry to interrupt you but don’t you think you should stop?…” Stranger F responded, Yayy!! 

One after another, heads emerged from the bushes to pour out a continuous and incessant flow of blather.

“After all, you got it all wrong here!! His name is Richard” Stranger F continued.

“Richard? That can’t be, he died last week! Are you sure It’s not Johnny? Or no, Joana?” Stranger B

 “That's a girl's name! Moreover, that's your sister's name, idiot!” Stranger C 

“Finn, maybe so? It sound good and it ring a bell” Stranger D

“Neither, I know this one too” Stranger E 

Who? A disturbing blood relative again?  Or a dog? It doesn't matter, both would end up in heat anyway.

“That was a real man! A true bandits, tales speak of him as the manliest of all. It’s said that he made his first victim into his plaything, opening her legs and bending at will, she would fulfill all of his corrupt and distorted desires, even the craziest. The name of the book was…   Something syndrome, or how to make a miss fall. I think?” Stranger E

… A classic among thugs? Then what else? An opera? Though I never heard of this one, this could make good reading. I will search for it if I ever pass by a library. 

“STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Stranger G! What an actor lineup! It’s definitely going to be a monumental success!

“His name is Joe!” WOW, that’s the reveal! And what an acting!

“Ah!!!!!… Yes? Maybe? I can’t remember.” Actor B

“Me neither. But if he said it, it must be the right answer. He is the right arm of the right arm of boss's henchman.” Actor C

“Yup, if he’s wrong, so is the boss! And the boss can’t be wrong.” Actor D

I wonder how long the show will last, unfortunately I don't have any popcorn.

“… Nevermind, now that I think of it, Joe.. That’s my own name, so he can’t have it… AH! But maybe I have a secret twin?” Actor G

“The boss can’t be wrong, right? And you’re the second in order, so It must be that.” Actor F

“Yes he is right.” Nodes, *4

“Anyway… what do we do?” 

After all of this nonsense, the one who’s a total nobody yet second in command asked the other how to handle the situation. Turning towards us.

Pssssss...psht

Perfect. Lily finished her solo fountain scene right on time, and came back to her senses..

“HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!” Closing the legs all of a sudden, keeping one hand covering her intimacy, she took a spoon from her magic pouch and threw it away accurately and swiftly, as she knew how to do so well, everything under a split second. SPONG

And that’s a hit!! She hit the mark, the throwing weapon finished its course into a certain Jhony ( member C ) eyes.

WOOSH SPUICK

She’s good. Three successes, 0 misses. Still, the knife seems a little off the target. Its purpose was the heart, yet, it ended a few inches to the left. Non non non, Lily, that’s not how you do proper work! You should've taken your time and aim properly for the final at least! Too bad, the first and second ones were splendid! The fork on the liver had made its way up to the handle. 

"JHONY!!!… Or was it Richard?" B

"Hey, you yourself said that Richard was dead!" F

"Did I? How to be certain? Did  anyone attend to his death personally? See his dead body?" B

"Yes, I killed him myself after all, he dared to misspell my name!" F

"So it was you… I see... DIE!!!" B Smash

"rg! Fat afe u oing!" F

Smash "He was my cousin to the 9th degree!!  Almost a brother! Pay with your death!" B

"Hey!!! Stop, are you crazy? You're gonna kill Petter at this rate! As your commander, I order you! Leave him be!" SLASH bONK

"Fyi fname if fefer!! Fith ONF F!"  Jab  “I DON’T CARE! Even if I died you won’t stop me! I’ll take you with me to the grave if needed! How can I name myself Jhony if I let my own blood and flesh death unpunished!” BONK SLICE SLASH

Did F just kill G because he misspelled one letter wrong while G sliced B’s throat while himself was smashing F? And B blood and flesh uh? Is he in the wrong, or did he...

“I Didn’t want to at first, but you forced me to step in there…”

Hey, someone interested maybe? One of the two that remained silent until now came forward to read his text.

 “To correct you, he’s not your own blood… You think you raped your 8degre aunt without anyone knowing, but it’s only because I allowed it. She needed some stress relief and was a bit of an old hag for me. She is on pills anyway, no, in reality, it's me, your 8degré uncle who made my way with Joana and had a child.… Sorry, I can’t decently let you die without knowing…” E

But of course, elementary my dear watson! Shame, I don’t think he heard you.

"Joe!! Peter!!... And whatever is your name!! Noooo!!! And you my love!!! I thought you had only me!… Were all of your sweet words lies?? Die!! I won’t let you cheat on me again!" SPLASH 

The three of them are past the saving point. While the last one just killed the second to last. Unless a good healer takes them in charge right now. They are done for. Well, I’m not gonna cry over this, that makes things easier, just one remains…

"AHHHH! My love... NOOO, I can't live with you anymore!!! " Whoosh SPLASH CRACK

Or not… D killed himself by smashing his head on a rock.

What a dream… 

I’ve read some hentai with better and more credible plots than that. I wonder who’s the author.

Let's not talk about it anymore. It cuts me off. The whole thing lasted only a few minutes at most. What a gang of degenerates. They were even worse than the previous one. And again, LUCKY! 

“Are you okay Lily? Do you need a wipe?”


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