Not a Grimoire

Dear diary,

Goodman isn't back yet. I'm really hungry.

I hope he gets bread. I really like bread. I like fluffy bread, gooey bread, and bread with chocolate in them...

Maybe I should go follow Goodman outside.

No. That might not be a good idea. I have to take care of the worms and the garden. I should just eat the lettuce.

I'm tired of eating the lettuce. We should really grow something else. I'll just drink the water.

You know, when I'm not useless anymore I'm going to go outside and bring tons of food for the worms, and me too of course. But I'll have so much food I can feed the worms my leftovers. So much food I won't have to go outside again. I don't really get why Goodman has so much trouble.

Oh and I'll get you stuff too. Though I'm not sure what you can eat?

Love,

Tina