Chapter 23: Chapter:23
"Kiba, stop talking!" Shikamaru suddenly interjected. "That's something only women use."
"Yeah, I know that too, but… what's it called again?!" The innocent Chōji scratched his head, trying hard to recall the name.
"Oh, I remember!" Chōji suddenly shouted, "It's called a bra!"
Bang!
A large bump instantly formed on Chōji's head.
"Don't say that so loudly, you idiot!" Ino scolded, baring her teeth.
"What?!" Kiba jumped in shock. "This… this…"
"This is too big!" After a long pause, he finally blurted it out.
He had never known something like that could be so massive!
Could humans really grow something this big?!
Bang!
"Ahhh!"
Kiba screamed as he went flying out of the shop.
"What a bunch of idiots!" Ino cracked her knuckles, looking pleased.
However, there was a slight hint of jealousy in her eyes.
She glanced at Kurenai's chest, then at Hinata's.
Among the three women here… mine are the smallest.
Unacceptable!
She stole another glance.
Forget about Kurenai-sensei… she's already an adult… but why is Hinata developing so well?!
Unfair!
"Hehe…" Kurenai looked shy, clearly a little embarrassed.
After all, this was a personal item… and she had no idea how to react in front of her students.
"Boss, this seems a little too big for me… I probably can't use it." Kurenai admitted.
"Uh, actually, size doesn't matter!" Haruto chuckled, touching his nose.
"Once you put it on, you'll instantly reach this size!"
"Ohhh!" Asuma's eyes widened, a mysterious glint flashing in them.
"WHAT?!" Ino gasped.
"It makes you bigger just by wearing it?!"
I need this!
A tragic image of her current state flashed through Ino's mind.
"Oh, this is a dream come true!"
Ino was already lost in fantasy, unable to extricate herself.
"Wow, the boss's golden egg is truly magical!" Kurenai, fascinated, instinctively placed the bra into her ninja tool bag.
It seems like sensei isn't giving it to me… Ino's hopeful expression dimmed.
"Alright! I've decided!"
Tomorrow, I'm smashing more golden eggs!
I must get a 36E!
"Okay, let's move on!" Haruto quickly shifted topics.
"I'm sure Kurenai-sensei will love this too!" He took out a long, thin glass bottle from the glowing ball.
"Huh? What's that?" Kurenai asked, intrigued.
"This is SK-II Facial Treatment Essence!"
Haruto cleared his throat and began a detailed sales pitch.
"This product revitalizes the skin, promotes cellular metabolism, and enhances absorption of nutrients."
"It improves texture, repairs roughness, and leaves skin hydrated, moisturized, and glowing!"
Haruto's TV shopping host impersonation was so convincing that everyone listened intently.
Sure enough, after his detailed explanation, Kurenai's eyes lit up.
She immediately opened the bottle, applying a bit on her cheeks and sharing some with Ino and Hinata.
"Oh!" The moment she applied it, Kurenai gasped!
Her cheeks instantly felt softer and smoother, almost as if she had regained her youth!
Meanwhile, Ino was gently stroking her own face, utterly mesmerized.
Her mind, however, had drifted elsewhere.
Judging by the sparkle in her eyes, she was clearly thinking of something inappropriate.
"Boss, your golden eggs are truly magical!" Kurenai praised.
"Haha, it's just your good luck!" Haruto replied modestly.
"Now, I'm sure you're all familiar with this one!" Haruto revealed the Ninja Beast Pill.
"Oh! This will be great for Akamaru!" Kurenai said as she took it.
"Now, for the final item!" Ino's excitement grew.
Haruto hesitated.
I can't believe something this… bizarre came out of a golden egg.
"Boss?" Kurenai raised an eyebrow. "Is it another one of those… items?"
I already got a 36E bra… would this be its matching set?!
"No!" Haruto quickly clarified.
With a boom, he revealed the shaking machine.
The moment it touched the ground, it expanded to full size.
Then…
"Brother, come and play!"
A sweet, innocent little girl's voice echoed from the machine.
"Uh… what?" Everyone stared in confusion.
Did it just… talk?!
"Boss… what is this?" Ino asked, perplexed.
"It's something you sit on!" Shikamaru guessed, eyeing the built-in seat.
"That's right! It's a ride-on machine!" Haruto confirmed.
"Oh! Since it's a seat, I'll give it a try!"
Having just recovered, Kiba immediately jumped on.
Suddenly, the machine rocked forward.
"My father's father is called Grandpa, and my father's mother is called Grandma…"
A cheerful song played as Kiba bounced along with the rhythm.
Everyone watched in confusion.
"Boss, what happens next?!" Ino finally asked.
"Huh?" Haruto blinked.
"That's it! That's what it does!"
Silence.
"…This is a scam for idiots!" Ino realized.
Yet Kiba, rocking back and forth, grinned wildly.
"Hahaha! This is so fun!"
"Idiot."
End of the Chapter.
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