Naruto Villainess system

Taking out a small scroll from my pouch, I threw it towards the sky in the direction where the old man was trying to give a lollipop to the innocent child and was trying to kidnap his magic eyes.

As soon as the scroll reached above their general area I made a ram seal and unsealed the scroll.

…

Chakra parasite !

"Danzo sama, I have successfully completed the mission."

Hearing the words of Aburame Kozo, Danzo squinted his eyes and turned around. He went forward and checked if his subordinate was under any genjutsu. As an extremely paranoid person, Danzo doesn't hesitate to become suspicious of his own men when it comes to important missions.

"Tell me about your mission in detail." Danzo ordered coldly. Usually he wouldn't behave in such a way during an important mission. But Danzo was suspicious of anything and everything around him whenever the Phantom pain in his ass reminded him of the cost of his carelessness a week ago.

Hearing his order, Aburame Kozo bowed and started telling his tale.

"To carefully poison Uchiha Shisui in advance, I went to the Dango shop first, where he was a regular customer. After putting the owner into genjutsu, I gained a job as a waiter there. Today exactly at 12 minutes 23 seconds ago, Shisui Uchiha entered the shop with Anko Mitarashi. Both of them took a private booth in the corner and started getting intimate with each other while eating dango. So during the second serving, I carefully slipped a micro Chakra parasite into Anko's dango. And the next time they kissed each other, I controlled the parasite and made it invade Shisui's body.

The parasite will take exactly 2 hours to reproduce and grow inside his body and at exactly 2 hours and 15 minutes, it will start showing its effects. If nothing is done to stop the progress of the parasite within the next three hours, His death will be inevitable within the next 12 hours." Aburame Kozo reported meticulously.

"Good, join squad 3 and wait for my further orders." Danzo coldly ordered his subordinate as he decided to take a walk through the root base. His anger flared when the throbbing sensation in his butt reminded him of the previous humiliation. He couldn't even sit in his own office. If not for Hiruzen's interference, he would have hunted down that damn Jinjuriki a long time ago. Unfortunately, every time he spoke to Hiruzen about the Jinjuriki, he would face some accident that would either humiliate him or leave him severely injured. And when he would go to Hiruzen to complain about his injuries, he would meet even more accidents. For example last time, a half a foot long nail appeared on his seat out of no we are the moment he sat on it. And if that was not enough, the nail heated up so much in an instant that it burnt more than half of his ass in an instant. Even after healing his injuries using advanced medical ninjutsu, every time Danzo went to take a dump or normally sit on his own office chair, he couldn't help but feel the same Phantom pain he felt that day. It was frustrating but he couldn't do anything about it.

'Just you wait for me to become hokage !'

Feeling irritated, Danzo decided to go to the meeting spot in advance. It was not like he would be able to take much rest in the root headquarters. Instead, going there ahead of schedule might help him review his strategy once again before the main event.

"Squad 1,Squad 2,Squad 3,Squad 4, follow me !" With that order, Danzo walked towards the southern exit of his root base.

Unknown to Danzo, the moment he left his root base, a certain villainess appeared in his turf to cause trouble.

//Exactly 1 hour and 45 minutes after Danzo left his root base

"Lord Danzo, you wanted to see me ?" Shisui's face remained neutral as he asked the old man in front of him.

While Hiruzen gave off a kind grandfather aura despite being a pervert and degenerate, Danzo was the exact opposite. Despite being a straight virgin, who was impotent in secret, he looked like a shaddy old man who would kidnap children to do bad things with them.

So obviously he didn't have a positive charm that would put anyone at ease.

Shisui, knowing what kind of man Danzo was, was even more careful.

"Uchiha Shisui, I have called you here to ask you a few questions….

Do you really think using Kotoamatsukami on Fugaku will solve anything ? Will it truly become a permanent solution ?"

Hearing Danzo's question, Shisui frowned. He suddenly remembered the anonymous letter he found under his pillow around a week ago.

"//Good morning Shisui Uchiha, I am the eye fairy.

Congratulations for losing your virginity.

Because today is a special occasion, I have brought a special offer for you.

If someday, a suspicious old man with a bandaged hand and a bandaged eye and a cross shaped scar on his chin, approached you, then he might be there to steal your eyes.

As the eye fairy, it is my duty to keep people's eyes in their own head. So under this offer, you will be able to gain protection for your eyes so that no one would be able to steal them from you.

You just have to turn around and bend over in front of the shady person who wanted your eyes and then slap your butt three times and say "You can't take my eyes" 3 times. The shady person would forget everything and leave your eyes alone.

Good luck.//"

The letter was from someone called "eye fairy". Someone who has been closely keeping an eye on his entire life. That thought alone sent shivers down his spine. But regardless of the person's true intention, one thing cannot be denied. Following the advice of that person has saved his life multiple times.

So despite being a weird piece of advice, for some reason, Shisui couldn't help but desperately try to believe it. From the situation in front of him, it was clear that Danzo wanted to steal his eyes. And his looks also match with the old man mentioned in the letter. And if Danzo was targeting him, that meant even if he managed to escape, Danzo wouldn't make it easy for him to put Fugaku into his Kotoamatsukami. Only if he could make Danzo forget everything, his plan of stopping the Coup d'etat will be a success.

Shisui knew that what he was about to do was completely stupid but he couldn't help but do it anyway.

"Danzo Sama, are you here to steal my eyes ?" Shisui asked bluntly.

Danzo was shocked for a moment. But when he was about to launch himself at Shisui, Shisui did the unthinkable.

"Fuck ! Hahahahaha ! Oh my god ! I can't believe it !" Naruko was rolling on the ground while laughing her ass off. Never in her dreams would she have thought that someone like Shisui would fall for such an obvious prank.

It was hilarious.

Even someone like Danzo was so shocked that he thought that he was inside some kind of genjutsu and was trying to dispel it.

But unfortunately for Naruko, her system decided to be a bitch at that moment and interrupt her fun time.

//*Ding*

New special task available.

Recruit your first butler.

…

Next chapter: Nothing personal, I am just completing a system task

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