Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

Funan is indeed not in a hurry, it is Danzo who is anxious!

At that moment, Danzo strode into a dark room and, without further ado, began yelling at Orochimaru, who was busy with his experiments.

"Orochimaru, when will you take action? You are facing these broken machines all day long. Do you really take my words to heart?"

Orochimaru didn't even raise his head and said: "Danzo, why are you in such a hurry?"

"Why should I be in such a hurry?" Danzo said angrily: "Uchiha Funan's power over Konoha grows by the day. It's been too long already, and rumor has it that he's planning something big again. Damn it, if I don't act soon, will there be any place left for me in Konoha? How am I supposed to become Hokage?"

After hearing this, Orochimaru finally looked up and glanced at Danzo, his eyes revealing a strange look.

Orochimaru felt that the previous Danzo, although shady, at least had some skills and played all kinds of conspiracies and tricks to the fullest. But the Danzo before him... could he be an impostor?

Perhaps there was always someone working in the shadows, doing his dirty work? And now that he has fled Konoha, his true incompetence has been exposed.

Uchiha Funan has been in charge of Konoha for four years.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, the longest-reigning Hokage in the village's history, had been pushed to the brink of betrayal.

You, a traitor, actually think that you still have a chance to become Hokage?

Orochimaru seriously wondered if it was worth continuing to collaborate with him.

Ever since Danzo first came to him, he had always been hesitant.

No matter how you look at the other party, he is the kind of brain that is not bright.

Orochimaru sighed in his mind.

Such a good experimental material as Danzo is not easy to find!

It had to be endured.

Danzo is the only person Orochimaru knows who has both Senju and Uchiha power.

This is not to say that Danzo has much talent, but because Danzo is rich!

This guy sucked so much blood from Konoha that he turned himself into top experimental material in Orochimaru's eyes.

He is Orochimaru's only choice!

Even if Orochimaru is given enough money, he cannot copy a Danzo.

"Forget it." Orochimaru said helplessly: "Danzo-sama, I want to warn you, once this experiment begins, you are likely to die."

"If you are willing to wait, my chances will increase by 20% in a year."

"Humph!" Danzo sneered disdainfully, saying: "It is because you are cautious that you have come to this point now, otherwise, you would have been Hokage long ago."

"Yes, you are absolutely right." Orochimaru sneered and said: "It is because Uchiha Funan has no scruples that he can become Hokage, drive you out of Konoha, and force Sarutobi-sensei to be like a wild dog, hiding in the Sarutobi clan, lingering on!"

"Orochimaru!!!"

Danzo roared, his one eye filled with fury as a murderous aura emanated from him.

But Orochimaru's gaze was even colder, his bloodlust palpable.

"Hmph!"

Finally, Danzo snorted coldly and said: "Orochimaru, you should understand that you and I have a common enemy. Our cooperation is beneficial to both sides."

"Of course!" Orochimaru replied, hiding his malice with a smile. "I have no interest in antagonizing you, Danzo-sama. Now, please lie down on the operating table."

Danzo hesitated, took off his clothes, and lay in front of Orochimaru. "Orochimaru, I hope you understand that only I can give you everything you want!"

"Of course! I know very well!"

Orochimaru grinned, but his eyes were unusually cold.

What can you give me as a mere experimental subject?

Your only role is to provide me with enough data to pave the way for my next experiment.

Missing-nin Danzo, you are no longer the assistant of the Hokage under Konoha!

Except for this body, you have no value at all!

Of course, I will definitely perform the surgery carefully, which is also to collect enough data for my future experiments.

Orochimaru grinned, and the scalpel in his hand slowly fell.

[Puff!]

Blood splattered.

A drop of blood fell on Orochimaru's face, deepening his smile. His eyes shone with unbridled madness.

…

Accompanied by a wail, another eye opened on the huge Ten-Tails body.

All of the Three-Tails' chakra had been sealed.

In fact, so much chakra had been drawn out that it had gained a glimmer of consciousness, as if the Ten-Tails had absorbed a genuine Three-Tails.

"It's so simple." Deidara said boringly "I really want to seal a real tailed beast and try."

"You will have a chance."

"Really?" Deidara looked at Funan and said: "Brother Funan, what about the Four-Tails? Don't tell me you want it too."

"This..." Funan looked at Nagato hesitantly and said: "Are you selling it?"

Sasori couldn't help rolling his eyes.

Nagato hesitated and said: "How much do you offer?"

This time, Funan was stunned.

Obito's breathing was rapid.

At this moment, in Obito's eyes, the Ten-Tails' eyes that opened were full of lifelessness, like the eyes of a dead fish.

Ten-Tails, you've suffered so much!

What's the point of such a resurrection? It's better to be dead!

Black Zetsu was even more angry and crying.

His expression was tragic, like that of a little girl being dragged by ten strong men into the cornfield to be forced to pick corncobs.

Mom, I'm sorry!

Black Zetsu cried weakly and silently.

Funan also felt a toothache.

He was doubting, if this continued, could the Ten-Tails really be resurrected?

Of course, whether the Ten-Tails revived or not didn't affect Funan too much. As long as he followed his own path, everything would be fine. In the worst case, he would have to face Kaguya in a final battle.

By then, he should possess both the Rinnegan and the power of the nine tailed beasts. It was not certain that he would win, but he would not have to fear either.

"As for money, I can't give much."

Funan thought for a while and said: "One hundred million ryo!"

"So little?" Nagato frowned unhappily.

"I have given you a lot." Funan said helplessly: "I am the Hokage, I have to maintain the normal operation of Konoha, right?"

Nagato thought for a while and said: "I will give you the Four-Tails, but as Hokage, you will have to accept one condition."

Funan narrowed his eyes.

After the last chat, he knew that Nagato was in a bad mood.

He should be planning something in secret.

Now he directly put forward conditions to him as the Hokage, which is very interesting.

What do you want to do?

"You tell me first!"

"I can't tell you now, I need your help." Nagato said calmly: "The Four-Tails is worth this price, he is a tailed beast, by the way, the Jinchuriki is a gift, no charge!"

Funan hesitated again.

"That's enough!"

Obito finally couldn't help it, and shouted angrily: "What do you think of the Eye of the Moon Plan?"

He felt like all those bastards were disrespecting Rin.

He had sacrificed so much to be able to live a happy life with her, and what were they doing?

Nagato glanced at him and said coldly: "We have already sealed the chakra of three tailed beasts, one more won't make a difference."

Obito said with a gloomy face: "No, we must follow the plan and seal all the tailed beasts."

Nagato said bluntly: "I'm short of money, will you give it to me?"

Obito was almost suffocated by this sentence.

He never dreamed that Nagato would give such a reason.

Obito panted.

"Why?" Nagato said sarcastically: "You can't come up with so much money?"

Nagato shook his head and said: "Since you can't come up with the money, then stop talking nonsense. The Eye of the Moon Plan will also require a lot of money to execute. You should be very clear about this."

Obito gritted his teeth.

"Okay!" Obito thought for a while, and suddenly said: "Give the tailed beast to Funan, I want the Jinchuriki!"

Huh?

Several people were stunned.

Funan, however, remembered something from the Naruto Series.

Without a tailed beast, can a Jinchuriki still be controlled by the Rinnegan?

And...

Funan looked at Nagato, this guy is still alive!

Could you take the Rinnegan out of his sockets?

Brother Tobi, I don't think you have that ability.

"Funan, what do you think?"

Nagato asked Funan.

"I have no problem." Funan thought for a while and said: "I want the Four-Tails, and the Jinchuriki is up to you. He is just a stinky old man anyway, and I don't care."

Many people curled their lips.

An inexplicable negotiation ended.

Roshi, the Four-Tails' Jinchuriki, was divided between three people.

The others stared blankly and said nothing.

Even if they wanted to, it seemed that there was nothing valuable to claim.

Also...

It seemed like the atmosphere in Akatsuki was getting more and more strange.

However, some found it entertaining.

Like Hiruko, for example.

The matter of the three-tail and four-tail has been dealt with.

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