Naruto: Starting from Tsunade-san

Qing Pheasant:? ? ?

Tsunade crossed her arms and crossed her chest, trying to highlight something, but nothing was highlighted: "If it hadn't been for your greed this time, we wouldn't have had that happen. So, it's all your fault."

Qingzhi lowered his head and reflected seriously.

Orochimaru came to his rescue: "This is something no one expected."

Tsunade sighed: "You are too biased towards Aokiji."

Orochimaru smiled and said: "Maybe..."

Tsunade gave Orochimaru a meaningful look. It was hard to imagine that Orochimaru would one day do such a heinous thing as killing his master.

Jiraiya joked: "Tsunade is really harsh to Aokiji as always."

"You must have such an attitude when dealing with such a lax guy." Tsunade snorted: "And you are not qualified to speak against him."

Jiraiya was lying innocently: "Why did it get involved with me again..."

"Okay, don't talk about this." Aoji changed the subject: "Orochimaru, I have something for you."

Orochimaru was confused.

Qing Zhi took out the long gift box with exquisite packaging and opened it. There was a long sword placed peacefully inside. The sword looked like a snake when its jaw dropped down, which looked quite impressive.

This sword was the Kusanagi sword that Aokiko had snatched from Orochimaru in the future. It was useless for Aokiji to have more, so he just gave it away.

"this is……"

Orochimaru could tell at just one glance that the sword had an extraordinary origin.

"I checked this sword, and it seems that it belongs to the same type of Kusanagi sword as my Yama. You see, the blade of this sword is a snake. I thought that you like snakes very much, so I decided to use this Kusanagi sword. I’ll give it to you, it’s useless if I have more in my hands anyway.”

Kusanagi sword?

Orochimaru had heard about the Kusanagi Sword, but he didn't expect Aokiji to give away a weapon of this level.

Although he acted very lightly, in Orochimaru's opinion, this was because Aokiji was afraid that he would not accept the gift because it was expensive.

"Thank you."

There is no use in talking more, Orochimaru decided to repay Aokiji well in the future.

"You're welcome."

Jiraiya didn't understand and asked, "What is the Kusanagi sword?"

Aoki gave him some knowledge about what level of weapon the Kusanagi Sword was.

Jiraiya heard this and cried out for partiality.

Qing Pheasant said: "You are not good at swords, so it will be useless if I give them to you."

"That's true." Jiraiya said. It didn't matter that he wasn't good at using a long sword.

Qing Zhi suggested: "How about I pay for you to take you to Flower Street before you recover from your injury? I happen to have never been there."

Jiraiya's eyes lit up: "Okay, okay."

Tsunade: Stare...

Qing Zhi felt a chill in his back and made a decisive statement: "Forget it..."

Jiraiya:? ? ?

"I've given up sex."

Jiraiya:? ? ?

Under pressure, Qingzhi explained: "The only constant thing in this world is change, and I am no exception. In the past, I always wanted to marry several wives and lived the dream of embracing each other, but with age and knowledge, I growth. I found that polygamy is simply impossible, so in the future I will calm down, simply fall in love, get married and have children."

Tsunade nodded slightly, satisfied.

Jiraiya yelled that he couldn't understand, was this still the Aokiji he knew?

Aokiji patted him on the shoulder and advised, "Jiraiya, be more mature and stop peeping in women's bathhouses.

"Let's quit sex together. Then go out for more walks. Read a few books you like, go to places you like, and spend time with the people you like. When you are bored in the evening, ask a few friends to go out for tea and chat. Chat. Really, at the end of the day, you will find that quitting is good for your physical and mental health.”

Jiraiya sounded reasonable, but there was a fatal problem with this passage.

What does it mean to accompany someone you like?

If he had this opportunity, who would peep into the women's bathhouse? Wouldn't it be nice to have sex with your girlfriend?

Jiraiya narrowed his eyes and looked carefully: "Is it possible that you already have a girlfriend?"

Like all celebrities who are suspected of having a romantic relationship and immediately refute the rumors, Qingzhi also said: "How is it possible?"

"That's right~~" Jiraiya was comforted and shook his head: "Let me just say, how can a guy like Aoki get a cute girlfriend." If he can get a girlfriend before me, I will eat this table. Ha ha……"

As he spoke, he poked the table with his finger and made a "dong dong" sound.

Although I have already got a girlfriend, Aokiji sounds like he wants to flatter Jiraiya inexplicably. What kind of image do I have in this guy's mind?

Jiraiya, our friendship boat has overturned.

"Haha..." Tsunade laughed to death.

Jiraiya wondered: "Why are you laughing?"

Tsunade mocked: "I said you boys are too boring. If you don't practice hard and improve your strength at this age, you will just think about things all day long."

Orochimaru, who had been silent all this time, pondered for a moment whether the opportunity to repay her would come. "Aoji, if you really want a girlfriend, I can introduce you to him."

Tsunade:? ? ?

Qing Pheasant:? ? ?

Jiraiya:? ?

Tsunade was stunned; "Do you know many women?"

Orochimaru explained: "I don't know them, but these women will come up to me."

Tsunade:……

She recalled that since studying, Orochimaru's most indispensable resource was the resources of women, but he himself was not very interested in this.

Orochimaru continued: "Women will only slow down my research."

Tsunade said unhappily: "I don't think there is a girl suitable for Aokiji among the people you know."

Orochimaru said: "How will you know if you don't try."

Tsunade exclaimed, "I'm really speechless to you. You actually said such words. No girl with any common sense would accept him."

Orochimaru spoke for him: "You are too prejudiced against Aokiji."

Tsunade said solemnly: "Listen carefully, Aokiji. Although this man has some talent as a ninja, he is greedy for money, lustful, timid, and never takes the initiative. You push the girls who admire you towards him." , It’s like pushing into the fire pit. Understand?”

Qing Pheasant was speechless, turned and left.

Tsunade asked him where?

Qing Pheasant said without looking back: "Stay away from this fire pit."

After that, he left angrily.

Jiraiya was used to the two people's mutual quarrels, and he joked: "Tsunade, you made Aokiji angry, and you still haven't apologized to him."

"Tch, who wants to apologize to him?"

A minute later, the hospital rooftop.

Tsunade found Aokiji: "You weren't really angry just now, were you?"

"What do you think?" Qing Zhi's face darkened: "Have you ever said that about your boyfriend?"

Tsunade said sincerely: "Sorry, I just..."

"Haha, I lied to you."

Tsunade was stunned and pinched the muscles of his lower ribs in annoyance. She didn't give up until Aokiji begged for mercy.