Naruto: My Chill Life in the Hyuga Main House

A startled female voice echoed from a booth inside the tavern.

"You actually turned your entire body into a chakra container and forged it like a weapon?"

Tsunade stared at Satori Hyūga in disbelief, shocked by his recklessness and boldness.

Satori's heart skipped a beat. He quickly asked, "Is something wrong with that?"

This method had been a ninjutsu he devised by combining knowledge from his previous life with experimental simulations.

Tsunade's intense reaction made him instinctively doubt whether something was off with his jutsu.

Yet during his training, he hadn't felt anything abnormal about his body.

Based on his own experience with Medical Ninjutsu, this approach was daring—but shouldn't be problematic.

Tsunade stood up abruptly, her hands braced on the table, her beautiful eyes wide open as she glared at Satori.

"Do you even understand what consequences this reckless training could bring you?"

"What consequences? Don't scare me—so far I haven't noticed any abnormalities."

"Hmph, you're too bold for your own good. But then again, considering your current level of medical knowledge, you wouldn't recognize the risks anyway."

A hint of mischief flickered in Tsunade's eyes as she added in a strange tone, "Even if your body seems fine now doesn't mean it will stay that way."

"Training your body too early, using powerful herbs and chakra to constantly replenish cell nutrition—it can slow down or bring your development to a halt."

Upon hearing those words, Satori couldn't help but shudder.

"That... I didn't actually consider."

He originally created the first version of the [Feeding-Back Jutsu] to fully support his physical growth and development.

But when he upgraded it to the second version, his focus shifted toward strengthening his body and increasing its durability.

He had ignored protecting his body while excessively pushing his potential, which might cause his growth to stop entirely.

In his past life, Satori had read similar reports—parents who forced their children to train intensely from a young age often ended up with kids whose bodies never developed properly, remaining childlike even into old age.

He looked at his own body in panic, recalling how he hadn't grown taller recently.

He certainly didn't want to remain stuck looking like a child forever.

Sure, he didn't plan on building a harem, but he still wanted someone to love.

What woman would fall for a guy who looked like a kid?

Wait, he was a Main House member—the clan could assign him a wife.

But even so, staying in a child's form wasn't acceptable either.

Grabbing Tsunade's arm, he gave her a pitiful look and begged, "Lady Tsunade… Big Sister Tsunade! Please help me!"

"I'm still young! I haven't even gotten married yet!"

Tsunade pulled his hand away and stretched out her pale, slender fingers, running them carefully across Satori's body.

From his palms to arms, chest, and back—he was thoroughly examined.

A serious expression crossed Tsunade's face as she was about to speak, when suddenly the curtain to the room was pushed aside and a girl with clear brows and bright eyes walked in.

As soon as she entered, she saw Tsunade pressed against Satori, her hands gliding over his body.

Shizune's eyes widened in disbelief, as if she had seen something impossible.

"Tsunade-sama, what are you doing?"

Startled at being called out, Tsunade quickly pulled her hand back.

Seeing that it was only Shizune, Tsunade let out a long breath and explained,

"Cough cough... Oh, it's you, Shizune. I'm just giving him a full-body checkup."

Being still quite young, Shizune had no reason to doubt the explanation.

Satori Hyūga also looked very young—like a cute little boy.

Shizune believed there was no way Tsunade would have any inappropriate thoughts about such a child.

To Shizune, Tsunade embodied honor and nobility.

Even with her love for drinking and gambling, Tsunade's reputation remained untarnished in Shizune's eyes—a shining figure untouched by flaws.

"Onee-sama Tsunade… is there still hope for me?"

Compared to the little girl who had just entered, Satori cared more about his own physical condition.

A serious expression appeared on Tsunade's face. She shook her head and said, "Your condition isn't promising—the structure of your bones has already solidified."

"And somehow, you've saturated your cells with nutrients and chakra, leaving your body nearly fully matured."

"Even if we tried to fix it now, it probably wouldn't work."

Satori's face fell.

"How is this even possible?"

In other fanfictions, the protagonists created techniques without any flaws—so why was it different for him?

Being trapped in a child's body in the ninja world was unbearable for Satori.

If he had the Sharingan right now, maybe he could even awaken the Mangekyo Sharingan.

The worst part—he had no one to blame but himself.

The Feeding-Back Jutsu was his own creation, and the Chakra Supplements were self-developed and self-consumed.

He'd planned everything so carefully… yet completely overlooked his age and current physical state.

"I'm ruined… what's even the point anymore?"

In deep regret, Satori grabbed some sake prepared for Tsunade and began to drink.

Devastated, all of his carefully laid plans fell apart in an instant—he just wanted to quit.

Dreams of dominating the ninja world, reshaping it, gaining Six Paths power, and awakening the Tenseigan—all tossed aside in an instant.

Seeing Satori's depressed state, Tsunade realized she had hit him too hard.

A promising young prodigy was turning into a drunkard just like herself.

Grabbing Satori's shoulder, she said, "Kid, don't throw in the towel yet. There's still one last option—it might let your body grow again."

At the mention of hope, Satori perked up like a parched traveler spotting an oasis in the desert.

"Tell me."

Tsunade continued, "This method is painful and extremely dangerous—you'd have to break every bone in your body so they can regrow."

"Shattering the bones within your body can help absorb the excess nutrients and chakra, triggering a second wave of growth."

No wonder Tsunade was considered the number one Medical Ninja—she immediately suggested a plan Satori thought feasible.

But the danger was real.

The human body is fragile—trying to break bones and hope for perfect regrowth is like walking on a wire without a net.

But Satori Hyūga had no time to care about that.

He certainly didn't want to remain in this childish form forever—it was too embarrassing.

Using Tsunade's method, he could at least grow a bit taller and look about fourteen or fifteen.

"Big sister Tsunade, you *have* to help me!"

"You wouldn't want me staying like this as a child forever, right?"

The only one who could help Satori Hyūga—a person skilled enough to break his bones safely without risking his life—was Tsunade.

Satori clung to Tsunade, desperately using every ounce of shameless cuteness he had to beg for help.

Besides, since he wasn't that old, acting cute like this didn't feel too embarrassing.

Tsunade wasn't falling for it. She refused bluntly, "No way. This procedure is way too risky, takes forever, and I don't have the energy or time to waste on some brat like you."

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