Naruto: I did not reincarnate, I Transmigrated

Jiraiya could only gape at what he saw, "You... Since when?"

Naruto now Natsumi smirked, "I have always been able to, Jiraiya - sama."

Jiraiya shuddered, "Never call me that. Not from you, that is just wrong."

Natsumi laughed, "Then Ero - Sannin it is."

Jiraiya shook his head at the laughter coming from his Godson who was now dressed up in a blue and white female yukata with her hair in a simple yet classy bun. He had heard about the transformation jutsu from his Sensei but had not seen it yet, that is till this mission. When the blond kid had gone to wash up, he was expecting him to return dressed in fresh shinobi uniform. Instead he had returned all decked up in a pretty little yukata using a transformation jutsu that made her look like a normal blond teen. The face marks were hidden behind the make - up and those jewelry Jiraiya could see the seal of preservation and chakra shield on them. Exactly what had his Godson been learning all these years he was gone from Konoha? And could he get those seals to decipher and study too? They looked like something the Uzumaki clan wore but then again Akari - san was still alive with two children. The next few days would be very interesting for him indeed.

Back in Konoha, Kakashi, Itachi and Shisui were facing a dilemma in the form of their clansmen or rather women. The ladies from Uchiha, Nara, Aburame along with the ladies from the civilian side of Hatake clan and Yamanaka clan had called them and few other together shinobi from their together. They were having a meeting about their future spouses and possible lovers Mikoto and Yoshino in particular were not about to let any of the men leave that easily. Shikaku had pat their shoulder and wished them best of luck as he, Inoichi and Chouza high tailed it out of there. What felt more like a betrayal were their female students sitting with the ladies looking at them with determined faces and mischievous smiles. Itachi shared a wary look with his cousin and sempais, they had been told it was a family emergency only to find it was an ambush. Itachi sighed and pulled a protesting Shisui along to sit beside him, he was not going through this alone if he could help it.

Itachi, "we are here, mother, ladies. What is this about?"

Mikoto, "Glad you asked."

Yoshino, "Did you know with the increase in trade, more people are coming to our village?"

An elderly lady part of the Hatake clan spoke, "With new people there are young men and women who are interested in you."

Kakashi, "Are we the only ones being bothered?"

Himeko huffed, "Of course not, we had a talk with the kunoichis yesterday. I believe they are meeting with a few possible prospects today."

Shisui, "Is this really necessary Auntie?"

Mikoto gave him a look, "If not now then when? Anko already made her move on Tanna yesterday. She took her out on an actual date and Tanna accepted."

Kakashi nodded, "The two of them have been getting close."

Yoshino, "If Anko - chan can finally settle down with someone then so can you."

Itachi, "Well mother you will be happy to know that Sasuke introduced Shisui here to the Princess of Snow, Koyuki Kazahana a few days ago."

Shisui turned a little pink, "We just started exchanging letters."

Mikoto's eyes gleamed, "I see we should have al meeting with her soon though to make things official. You on the other hand, weren't you supposedly dating Izumi? Why am I seeing her on dates with Akimichi - san?"

Kakashi snorted, "He was playing wingman for her."

Mikoto sighed, "That is fine and all but think about yourself too."

Yoshino, "Well Itachi - kun, if you are not interested in women, my dear nephew, Hiroshi over there is still single."

Hiroshi gave a wry smile, "Auntie thank you but I am okay."

Yoshino, "Oh hush you! I am trying to help."

Kakashi, 'You just had to tell everyone Anko. Now, the rest us are being hounded.'

Naruto or Natsumi as his disguise went had been travelling with Jiraiya for a few days now talking with merchants and villagers. Natsumi had never thought she would say this but she preferred D - ranks over having an S - rank right now. Mostly because she was being groped by certain men and women though Jiraiya did a good job fending them off claiming her as his daughter. But some of the more stubborn ones attempted to stalk them only to have a face full of frogs courtesy of a pissed of Godfather who unfortunately could not harm a civilian. Natsumi would give an innocent smile saying she loved frogs but they should go to the Doctors as some of the frogs had warts and might affect people too. Now, they were camping out and Natsumi was wearing a simple pink and white Qipao with dark boots, courtesy of Sakura, and her blond hair in two plates cooking fried rice with the ingredients Jiraiya scrounged up.

Natsumi sighed as she poked the fire, "You have questions. Out with it."

Jiraiya, "Yes, that jewelry and those embroidery..... It is unique in design."

Natsumi smiled wistfully, "Nee - chan found a few gold pieces among the Uzumaki storage that needed to be fixed. But instead of just fixing them, nee - chan had it re - designed as these jewelry."

Jiraiya, "By yourselves?"

Natsumi, "No, nee - chan would scold me for being careless. Akari Oba - chan helped with the seals, they were already there so we just had to tweak them a bit."

Jiraiya eyed the design, "I can see seal inscriptions on the earrings. Does the neck piece and bracelets have them too?"

Natsumi, "Yes, I had to ask Sensei's help with those however. I only came up with the tweaked seal, inscribing it into the jewelry without ruining it was done by Sensei. I will show you my notes later."

Jiraiya, "Acceptable, I am impressed you came up with this idea. If you share it with the kunoichi, they would pay you for it."

Natsumi paused before resuming her walk, "I am afraid I only made it for my specific constitution so far. But the idea is something to consider. I want to Master it before making it popular just for safety."

Naruto followed Jiraiya's lead as they travelled towards the next town in the full female regalia, completed with gold jewelry. He recalled a few months back before they graduated Sakura and the other kunoichi hopefuls had a lot of fun picking which jewelry would go with which dress. After he had come up with the jutsu idea, the first person he showed was obviously his nee - chan who had given him one look and then dragged him off to get clothes. They had run into Sakura, Ino and Hinata who were looking at different types of skirts and tops and after his nee - chan had explained what was going on the three had joined them. It was fun to shop together with them and try out different clothes in her transformed state. Nee - chan had even brought him comfy cotton inner wear to put on and make the disguise more believable. He had been embarrassed at first but after seeing the advantages he decided to get a couple to wear comfortably.

That had been a fun day, they even got matching kimonos among the four of them before he saw the matching one for him and his nee - chan. It had fox embroidery in silver thread on a deep red clothing with maple leaves. It was definitely one of the more costly ones but his nee - chan told him not to worry about it, she had been saving up a lot of money thanks to her work at the Academy and her books. So she decided they should spoil themselves a little from time to time and as for the jewelry, his nee - chan had some commissioned in the shape of foxes. Naruto knew that his nee- chan knew about the Kyuubi inside him, as in her words, the 'good' villagers were very loud and vocal about his presence before. He recalls she would sassily talk about the good and evil in humanity with those villagers making them uncomfortable whenever his status came up.

Jiraiya, "We are here kiddo. Let's go in."

Natsumi looked up, 'Huh! Guess I was too into my thoughts to notice we reached.'

Jiraiya, "Come on! We are heading to the gambling spot directly this time."

Natsumi, "Not going to get an inn this time?"

Jiraiya, "No, after what happened earlier this week, we are heading to the target area directly. Not to forget with your luck we can probably get some sucker to tell us her exact location."

Natsumi, "So, we are searching for the Slug princess."

Jiraiya, "Yes, we are."

Anko meanwhile was having fun, "So, your sister really went petty Queen on her mother in law's sister?"

Tanna nodded enjoying their third official date, "Yes, since she was the older sister she always bossed around her younger sibling a lot. And my sister's mother in law was a soft hearted woman, I miss her sometimes."

Anko, "You had a wonderful family, huh?"

Tanna, "I did. She passed when I was young. My sister considered her a second mom and our mom adored her too. They were close friends."

Anko, "You good Tanna - chan?"

Tanna smiled, "It is nice to remember them like this. Thank you Anko -chan."

Anko grinned, "No problem Tanna - chan. If you need anything just ask. Want to spend the night with me?"

Tanna, "I would love to."

Anko smirked, "You will not regret it."

Tanna raised an eyebrow, "Oh ho! Bold words my dear lover."

Anko grinned as they finished eating and led Tanna to her apartment which was close to the T & I department. More then once Anko pinched herself under the table to make sure she was really out on a date with someone the first time she asked Tanna - chan out. Not for a mission but a real date, just the two of them, no other obligation to fulfill or missions to complete. Tanna looked around curiously noticing the cameras and through the door large stacks of papers. Anko grumbled about paperwork having it's own life and growing. Tanna chuckled and kissed her, Anko returning the kiss very enthusiastically while guiding her to the bedroom. They started stripping as they reached the bed and Anko pushed Tanna on top of the bed kissing her neck and going down making Tanna sigh. The brunette had a feeling it would be a long night and hoped she had the stamina to keep up with a kunoichi.

Tanna woke up to the smell of omelets, 'Ah! I spend the night at Anko's place. Glad I have no work today.'

Tanna got up and walked to the kitchen, "Good morning."

Anko, "Morning, how are you feeling?"

Tana, "Sore and satisfied."

Anko grinned, "I did an awesome job last night then."

Tanna, "You certainly did. I am not complaining of course. I hope we can do it again."

Anko, "Next week most definitely, I have to clock in today. There is a high level case coming in."

Tanna, "Oh! It works for me. Hope the case gets solved quickly."

Anko, "Not gonna ask for details."

Tanna, "Unless I have clearance no, I will not. I don't mind listening to you of course."

Anko, "Lucky me! Anyone else would try to ask for details."

Tanna, "I suppose so, but thing is, I already have my hands full."

Anko kissed her forehead, "Yes, that is true. If you want to talk about it, I will listen to you too. Yeah?"

Tanna helped set the table, "Thank you Anko - chan. Love you!"

Anko, "I love you too. I am gonna take a bath then go. You take your time and relax."

Tanna, "Of course, I will clean up since you cooked. Do not worry about it. We should have dinner together though. Any requests?"

Anko, "Ho ho ho ho! Having my sweet girlfriend's home made dinner, people are going to be so jealous."

Tanna chuckled, "Jealous of a disabled girl?"

Anko looked seriously at her, "Look Tanna- chan, I know people pity you and some even look down on you, but I do not. To me you are easily one of the strongest and smartest women in this village."

Tanna's eyes widened, "Oh! I did not realize it could be seen that way too."

Anko, "Yes, you cannot fight back against a shinobi one on one, but at the same time, Genjutsu is essentially ineffective on you. That is something no one can deny."

Tanna smiled, "There are more ways to kill a person."

Anko, "I know but you have an advantage that even civilians do not have. So, yes you are one of the strongest women in the village just by existing. Not to forget Naruto himself would destroy anyone who tries to touch you."

Tanna frowned, "He should not have to, I am the big sister. It is my job to protect him, though I know it is impossible."

Anko sighed, "You may not like to hear it Tanna - chan but Jinchurikis are powerful weapons. And you have the strongest one protecting you."

Tanna shook her head, "No, no, you are right. Shinobi are weapons and despite my reservations my kids take a lot of pride in what they do. It would be a disservice towards them to deny that."

Tanna hummed as the two of them finished breakfast and Anko left for the T & I department after another kissing session. Tanna cleaned up and decided to relax in the balcony thinking about everything that happened. She had been a little lost when she had arrived in Konoha, Fire country with her bags and suitcase. She had been lucky she always carried her own jewelry on her whenever she travelled somewhere, it had solved the money problem pretty fast. It seems thin and finely made jewelry was only worn by noble women in this world and apparently studied accounts, economics, political theory etc with something like embroidery thrown in. She had been unsure what to do and had just decided to think in the morning as she was exhausted. Then fate decided to throw her a bone or rather Naruto at her feet and her exhaustion was forgotten for anger and sarcasm. Everything just snow balled from there and now here she was a teacher at the Shinobi Academy with one of the sexiest Kunoichi as her girlfriend.

Naruto coughed, "Is that the best you can do?"

Kabuto, "Naruto - kun, I do not wish to hurt you."

Naruto spat, "Then stay out of my way Sempai."

Kabuto, "I cannot do that. We need Tsunade - hime to heal Orochimaru's hands."

Naruto snarled, "He deserved it. He deserved it after desecrating my father's grave."

Kabuto paused, "You know of your parentage?"

Naruto snorted, "The adults are not as subtle as they think. Also nee - chan always encouraged me to solve puzzles. It was not hard."

Kabuto, "Smart but it will not be enough."

Naruto narrowed his eyes, "Oi pervy sage. I am burning everything."

Jiraiya who was on top of Gamabuta, "NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

Tsunade, "What in Kami's name?"

Orochimaru snorted, "You call me a criminal but I am pretty sure your brat has more criminal charges under his belt then I do. I at least make sure to have contingencies."

Kabuto pinched his nose annoyed, "I do not get paid enough for this. I do not get paid at all. Time to end this."

Naruto fumed, "Yes, let's end this. I am irritated, dirty, furious and very much want to go home. And you snake asshole will be the perfect outlet for my emotions."

Tsunade sweat dropped, "For a moment I thought I was looking at.... "

Jiraiya, "You are telling me? I swear sometimes he scares me."

Orochimaru, "Typical, even your own student knows you are an idiot."

Jiraiya, "What was that you bastard?"

Orochimaru, "Did I stutter, idiot?"

Naruto, 'I am charging double for this mission. First Akatsuki now Orochimaru and his giant snake. That sounded so wrong.'

The fight carried on with Tsunade pushing herself past her fear after Naruto insulted her as an old granny again. For some reason, she really hated being called old unlike her nee - chan who insisted she was very old jokingly. It would be quiet the funny sight when the medic meets his nee - chan who insist on calling herself old whenever she can insert that joke. Naruto focused on throwing his flame seals at Kabuto, the lesser fire hazard but painful ones. The silver haired man had a hard time getting closer to the blond who kept using his clones to hide behind. Shizune who had been left behind by Tsunade when she went to meet Orochimaru joined them looking very annoyed and disheveled ready to shout at her teacher. But seeing the situation she paused and then decided to help Naruto who welcomed the extra advantage forcing Kabuto to retreat forcibly. Seeing he was loosing Orochimaru decided to retreat as well, at least he got back one arm before he was interrupted by his ex - teammate.

Orochimaru, "This is not over brat. Pray I do not target your precious nee - chan instead."

Naruto growled feeling the fox inside him stir at the anger, "Try touching her, I will castrate you with the bluntest knife dipped in the most painful poison."

Jiraiya clutched in - between his legs as his teammate laughed, 'Shit! He went directly for the kill.'

Tsunade burst out laughing, "Oh Kami - sama! Kid, I like you kid. You do not hold back at all. What did you say your name was again?"

Naruto, "Uzumaki Naruto, can't take my dad's name yet because of the enemies in the upper echelons but I will once I hit Jounin."

Tsunade stared at him murmuring, "You really are her kid, aren't you?"

Naruto, "You knew my mom?"

Tsunade, "Knew her? We are cousins. She was the one who encouraged me to see the world with my late fiance before settling down. Then the war happened and I lost them and have not returned home since."

Naruto, "You have trauma. We are getting you to Yamanaka pronto. I do not want to hear any excuses."

Tsunade, "You talk like a nurse."

Naruto, "I am a volunteer, Sakura - chan though is very serious about becoming a surgeon. Hinata - chan wants to become a pediatrician while Ino is focused on becoming a therapist. Heaven knows we all need therapy on a daily basis."

Tsunade hummed, "Alright then, let's go. Also here, this is yours."

Naruto, "No, I did not win the bet we had. Orochimaru interfered."

Tsunade, "The bet was to make me agree to return to Konoha. I agreed, so you won, brat."

Shizune, "Tsunade - sama, you have changed."

Tsunade, "It was a long time coming Shizune - chan. Let's go home."

The return to the village was filled with questions about the current state of the village and what exactly happened to make Orochimaru wary of the blond. Naruto crossed his arms with a scowl and explained how the Snake had attacked while they were in the forest and how team - 7 had retaliated. Both Tsunade and Shizune could only blink and stare feeling completely flummoxed and flabbergasted at the smaller blond. Naruto was however ranting and complaining about how they had to use their secret weapon before they even reached the arena and had to drop that idea. Tsunade sent Jiraiya a look saying what in the world was he teaching his student to which Jiraiya mouthed he came that way. Naruto then started to talk about his nee - chan and how she was a teacher at the Shinobi Academy. That had Tsunade's attention, she had heard rumors about a civilian section being opened at the Academy and had mixed feelings about it all.

Tsunade, "She must be impressive if she is teaching."

Jiraiya, "She is disabled."

Shizune choked, "What? You.. You are joking."

Naruto, "Nope! Nee - chan does not have a speck of chakra coil in her. It does not stop her though. My friends all love and respect her too. So, do not get any ideas."

Jiraiya, "Relax Hime - chan, you will like her. She has a sharp tongue and a quick mind despite her disadvantages."

Shizune, "But.. But how is she moving? She must be in a lot of pain. Even air has chakra in it."

Naruto, "Nee - chan can't feel chakra at all. It just flows through her like she is not even there."

Tsunade, "What? Okay, we need to get to Konoha by tomorrow."

Jiraiya spluttered, "Tomorrow? Konoha is still a week away."

Tsunade turned to her teammate with glowing eyes, "We are going as fast as possible. I do not want to hear any complaints."

Jiraiya, "Okay, okay."