Naruto: I Am Crazy with the Simulation System!

"Didn't expect this simulation to take so long… it's almost nine already!"

Wiping the dust from his face, Uchiha Kirin glanced at the sun and estimated the time.

"At this rate, Sasuke's going to school soon."

After symbolically jogging a short distance, Kirin slipped into a secluded training ground rarely visited by others.

"System, how many Simulation Points will this bloodline purification cost?"

『Ding~ Detected: Impurity content in this absorbed bloodline is minimal. Only 37 Simulation Points are needed for purification.』

Phew~~

Uchiha Kirin let out a long breath. Just as he predicted — as long as he chose the right targets and only absorbed those with Kekkei Genkai, the bloodline wouldn't carry too many impurities.

This way, his ocular techniques and power wouldn't be hindered during simulations. He could conserve Simulation Points and gain more valuable Kekkei Genkai.

Truly, a triple win.

『Ding~ To avoid attribute conflict, the system recommends acquiring Yang-natured chakra before fusing this bloodline.』

"Yang-natured chakra, huh?" Kirin recalled the physical backlash he suffered after absorbing the Uzumaki bloodline in a previous simulation.

After a brief thought, he opened the [Loot System].

〖Target eliminated〗〖Extracting two highest-value loot items〗『1』Yang-natured chakra『2』A-Rank Ninjutsu: Healing Jutsu

Perfect. Without hesitation, Uchiha Kirin made his choice.

Claim.

A warm, radiant power, like sunlight without the sting, surged from his dantian.

With Yang Release now obtained, the issue of potential conflict in future bloodline fusion was resolved.

Kirin turned his attention to the ten rewards he'd gained this time.

"Not a single one I want to give up..."

Every reward was exceptional. Not one was trash — on the contrary, any one of them could bring him huge gains.

In fact, because of limited reward slots, slightly less valuable items — like Sage Techniques from the Ninja Cats, sealing arts learned during simulations, even nurtured toxic flames — didn't even make the cut!

"Assistant, is there any way to increase the number of rewards I can claim? Or... can I exchange Simulation Points for more?"

Kirin eyed his remaining stash — over 800 Simulation Points.

『Ding~ Please continue striving for higher evaluations. Unlocking additional hidden features requires improved performance.』

Clearly, the system wasn't budging.

But what surprised Kirin even more... was that above the "God-tier Simulation" rating, there were even higher tiers!

Which meant... defeating Six Paths–level enemies — or even higher — in simulations!

But when he calmed down and thought about it, it actually made sense:

If he didn't get Black Zetsu under control, that schemer could easily pull some shady trick in a future simulation.

Just like this time — right as he hit a major power milestone, just when he was ready to spread his wings, Black Zetsu sabotaged him with some underhanded move that led to his death.

To completely deal with Black Zetsu, he'd need more than dual Kamui. He'd need Six Paths–level power!

But for now, the priority was to claim his rewards.

After confirming with the system that the ninth reward — the Tsuchikage's legacy — included mastery of Light– and Added-Weight Rock Techniques, Earth Release jutsu he'd already learned, and scrolls or books for advanced arts like Dust Release, Fission Technique, and Dustless Bewildering Cover, which were stored in the system space...

Uchiha Kirin decisively chose rewards 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 9, and 10 — a total of seven.

The reason was simple: capturing Tailed Beasts was easier than comprehending elemental nature transformations or relying on luck to obtain a prototype Divine Tool.

And a maxed-out Lava Release was far more cost-effective than a single Wind Release technique.

Plus, Kirin now had Yang Release, meaning he no longer needed Nine-Tails' chakra to stabilize the Uzumaki bloodline — no more hidden dangers.

〖Ding~ Simulation Points deducted. Bloodline purification complete.〗

The moment the system message ended, a tremendous surge of power poured into Uchiha Kirin's eyes — then his entire body.

His Earth Release reached perfection, giving the chakra in his body a newfound solidity. Lava Release followed seamlessly, fusing perfectly into his bloodline.

The vast force of his enhanced bloodline was perfectly absorbed by his evolving eyes, which in turn began reshaping his three-year-old body, pushing it far beyond normal human limits.

As the overwhelming power surged from within, Uchiha Kirin snapped open his eyes.

His feet slowly lifted off the ground.

His six tomoe Sharingan glowed a demonic red, exuding an overwhelming pressure befitting a ruler!

He reached out and grasped a black blade that materialized from thin air.

With a flick, he hurled it to the ground — and with a sound like a soul being shattered...

Two White Zetsu lurking nearby, attempting to spy on him, instantly dissolved into dirt and disappeared from existence.

That's right.

Uchiha Kirin had now perfectly fused the Uchiha and Uzumaki bloodlines. His Six Tomoe Sharingan had reached the pinnacle of chakra perception!

From now on, White Zetsu was no longer some elusive shadow.

In fact, the soul within White Zetsu — cleansed by Infinite Tsukuyomi until it was purer than that of a newborn — was the perfect fuel for the prototype Divine Tool!

As the remaining aura dispersed, Kirin quietly attuned himself to the changes within.

When his mind finally stilled, his body and presence vanished entirely from this world.

"System, open my status panel."

〖Simulator〗〖User: Uchiha Kirin〗〖Strength: 15,800〗〖Speed: 22,500〗〖Endurance: 46,700〗〖Spirit: 99,900〗〖Chakra: 1,800,000〗〖Ocular Power: 6,000,000 / 6,000,000〗〖Nature Affinities: Fire (missing catalyst), Wind, Water, Earth (missing catalyst), Yin, Yang〗〖Kekkei Genkai: Sharingan (Six Tomoe · Mutated), Lava Release, Uzumaki Constitution, Transparent Escape〗

〖Combat Skills〗〖Kekkei Ninjutsu: ???, Adamantine Sealing Chains, Susanoo (Itachi's variant)〗〖S-Rank: Complete Fire Release Compendium, Complete Earth Release Compendium, Flame of the Infested〗〖A-Rank: Demonic Illusion – Shackling Stakes, Soul Slash, Lightning Style – Lightning Body Flicker, Sealing Jutsu: Fire Seal, Barrier Technique: Sixty-Four Layer Seal, Healing Jutsu〗〖B-Rank: Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet, Genjutsu: Sharingan, Basic Sealing Arts, Bloodline Meditation Technique〗〖C-Rank: Water Release: Water Prison Technique, Manipulated Shuriken Technique · Fire, Uchiha-Style Kenjutsu · Fire, Basic Sharingan, Water Release: Wild Water Wave, Fox Heart Technique…〗

〖Overall Power: Kage!〗〖Simulation Points: 811〗

"This setup only counts as Kage-level?"

Staring at the Kekkei Genkai section — clearly stacked — Uchiha Kirin couldn't help but ask.

『Ding~ Based on calculations, in your last simulation, the best outcome would've been a mutual kill with Nagato.』

『Your real-world power hasn't been fully extracted, so your overall rating remains at the Kage level.』

Reading the system's reply, Kirin nodded.

He had been angry with Black Zetsu earlier and had overestimated his strength, thinking he'd leap to the top in one go.

But he was only three years old.

A large portion of his current stats came from bloodline boosts.

Which meant that even without further training, these numbers would continue to rise as he aged — until they reached the natural limits of his bloodline…

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