Naruto: Boundless Potential

Naruto tilted his head.

"Wait… morally corrupt? Which part of the Sexy Jutsu are you talking about?"

Ebisu flinched, eyes twitching as he pointed accusingly.

"The jutsu itself, of course! That… that vulgar abomination is an insult to the noble path of the shinobi!"

Naruto raised an eyebrow and casually dispelled the transformation with a puff of smoke.

Seeing this, Ebisu let out a sigh of relief.

Thank goodness he dispelled it...

"But that's my secret technique! How can you say it's an insult to the path of the shinobi!?

Should I do it again? Maybe you didn't see it clearly the first time?" Naruto offered, lifting a hand to perform the hand sign again.

"NOOOOO!" Ebisu shouted, panicking, waving his arms like a madman.

The last thing he wanted was to get nosebleed in front of Konohamaru and his friends.

Off to the side, Konohamaru's eyes sparkled. The moment Naruto used the jutsu, he got it.

"Big Brother Naruto, I understand now! Let me try it too!" he exclaimed, full of excitement.

Without wasting a second, Konohamaru threw a smoke bomb to the ground.

"Sexy Jutsu!"

POOF!

The smoke cleared to reveal… a tall, curvy woman with glossy brown hair flowing in slow motion, a skimpy red bikini, and glitter sparkling in the air.

She winked, blew a kiss, and struck a scandalous pose towards ebisu.

Seeing the Holy scene Ebisu's glasses fogged up instantly.

SPLURT!

A massive nosebleed burst forth, and he flew backward like a ragdoll.

"How was that, Big Brother? I think it worked!" Konohamaru puffed out his chest proudly, beaming as he saw Ebisu knocked out cold the moment he used Naruto's secret jutsu.

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"Hahahaha!"

Naruto burst out laughing and gave him a thumbs-up. "Nice one!"

Once Ebisu regained consciousness and a little dignity, he immediately marched over and gave Konohamaru a sharp chop on the head.

SMACK!

"OWWW!" Konohamaru cried out, the transformation dispelling on the spot as a bump formed on his head.

Ebisu now had black lines on his face, clearly on the verge of exploding.

"I will not tolerate such immoral behavior!"

His face darkened, and his aura shifted suddenly radiating fury as he stared at Naruto and Konohamaru.

Gulp.

Naruto and Konohamaru both swallowed hard, sweating profusely.

'Did we go too far this time?'

BAM! BAM!

Now both of them sat cross-legged on the ground, matching bumps on their heads, as Ebisu stood towering above them, arms folded in righteous anger.

He stared at them for a long moment, then let out a deep breath to calm himself.

"Konohamaru-sama," he began, voice much more composed now,

"you must act with dignity. You are the honorable grandson of the Third Hokage!"

Then he turned to Naruto with a sharp glare.

"And you, Naruto Uzumaki stop teaching Konohamaru-sama such indecent jutsu! Instead of such… lewd techniques,

he should be learning about chakra control and proper shinobi conduct from an elite tutor like myself."

Naruto and Konohamaru both nodded like scolded schoolboys.

"Y-Yes, Ebisu-sensei is right," Konohamaru added quickly, trying his best to calm down the still-fuming tutor.

After ranting for a while, Ebisu finally calmed down.

With a dramatic sigh, he adjusted his sunglasses and shot a stern look at Konohamaru, Moegi, and Udon.

"Enough of this foolishness. You three return to the Academy immediately.

Skipping class to chase after Naruto Uzumaki of all people… disgraceful!"

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'What did I do wrong?' Naruto thought, feeling completely wronged. He had just been peacefully heading to the river to test out his new talent.

It wasn't his fault, Konohamaru and his gang ambushed him and begged to learn the Sexy Jutsu!

Konohamaru pouted. "But Naruto's way cooler than those boring teachers!"

Ebisu lips twitched but forced himself to stay calm. "That's not the point. Discipline is the foundation of a true ninja. Now go."

"Fine, fine, we'll go. Catch you later, Big Bro!"

Saying that, Konohamaru and his gang trudged back toward the Ninja Academy, looking dejected.

Seeing konohamaru and his gang leave, Naruto chuckled and turned to leave as well.

"Wait."

Naruto blinked. "Huh? Is there something else you wanna yell at me for?"

Ebisu didn't respond right away. He adjusted his sunglasses slowly, trying to appear composed.

Then, in an awkwardly stiff voice, he asked,

"Naruto… can you teach me that jutsu of yours?"

Naruto froze mid-step.

"…Eh?"

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Ebisu cleared his throat, trying to sound academic.

"I meant the… Sexy Jutsu. I need to learn its structure, chakra distribution, hand signs... the theory behind it."

Naruto stared at him suspiciously.

"…Are you serious? Didn't you just say it was a morally corrupt jutsu a few moments ago?"

"Yes, I'm serious. This is purely for research,"

Ebisu said, stone-faced though the sweat trickling behind his lenses told a different story.

"As a responsible instructor of the next generation, I must understand all techniques that influence young minds. Including... that one."

He placed a hand over his chest solemnly.

"After all, everything I do is for Konoha."

Naruto squinted at him.

"Nah uh. I think you have evil intentions. I'm not teaching you anything."

With that, he spun around and quickly left.

"Wait! I don't have any evil intentions!" Ebisu shouted after him, but Naruto was already gone.

Ebisu didn't chase. He stood there in silence, visibly deflated.

"Tch… I should've waited a bit longer in the bushes. Maybe I could've learned the full technique before interrupting."

But then a thought struck him.

"Wait a second… then how did Konohamaru learn it so fast?"

He scratched his chin, genuinely puzzled.

"It must be that Konohamaru-sama is… too talented. Yes, that's it. He mastered it just by watching once…"

While Ebisu was lost in his thoughts, Naruto had already arrived by the riverside near Konoha, full of excitement and expectations.

"Alright... now let's test it. Let's see just how much I've improved after gaining this talent," Naruto muttered to himself, his eyes glinting with excitement.

He took a deep breath and slowly focused a small amount of chakra into the soles of his feet...just enough to make contact with the flowing water.

Then, carefully, he stepped onto the surface of the stream.

To his surprise...There was no wobble or any kind of difficulties while walking on stream today.

He was walking on water as if it were solid ground.

"Whoa…" Naruto blinked in disbelief. "I didn't even have to concentrate that hard!"

Each step felt effortless,Balanced and Controlled.It was like second nature now.

"This is amazing!" he laughed, spreading his arms out like wings as he casually strolled across the water's surface. "I could probably do this in my sleep now!"

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Where are my power stones?!