My Wife's Name is Luna at Hogwarts

After walking out of the Three Broomsticks Bar, there were far fewer people on the street than when Klein arrived, and there were only a few shops still open around him.

At a glance, on the long street, there are only some big men who are drunk and talking about mountains, or couples looking for excitement late at night, and there are also a few sparsely...

Klein didn't care whether the streets were noisy or deserted. He was still the same as when he came, with his head lowered, walking through the unobtrusive shadows, and headed straight for the Shrieking Shack...

Silent all the way, Klein quickly returned to Hogwarts, started sneaking again, looked around, picked a shadow in the corridor where Folch would not be there for the time being, and reappeared. shape.

"Clap clap clap!"

……

"bump!"

After Klein clapped his hands three times, Peeves, who was wearing strange clothes, a very short stature, a tie, and a round hat, appeared out of thin air with a "bump"...

Peeves drooped his head and said nothing, looking a little depressed. The slippers on his feet still had long cracks, exposing his big toes...

Klein took Peeves' shoulders familiarly and said, "What's wrong, Peeves? Are you depressed because you haven't seen me for too long?"

The corner of Peeves' mouth twitched, and he looked at Klein's hand on his shoulder with an ugly expression. His body reflexively shrank back, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he just sighed and still did not speak...

Klein was very excited and said reluctantly, "Don't be like this, you are Peeves! You have to be happy. Look, I am not afraid that you will be bored, and I have even found some fun for you!" ?

As he spoke, Klein took out five packed spirit bags from his arms.

Peeves didn't seem to be interested in what Klein brought out. He just said coldly, "I'm very happy. Thank you. If nothing happens, I'll leave."

Klein raised his head under the hood, and the bright moonlight filtered through the window and shone on his innocent little face, grinning with big white teeth.

"Don't leave in a hurry! I worked hard to bring you this little gadget today!

Peeves, don't you like pranks? Let's play a big one. Listen up. During the Halloween party tomorrow, you can find an opportunity when no one is around to put these five bags in the basement, the toilet on the first floor, and the prize display room. , the magical plant greenhouse behind the castle, and the Quidditch playing field were opened respectively.

Believe me, that scene will be unique and the pinnacle of your thousands of years of pranks! "

Ah this...this is so scary!

Peeves looked at the bag in Klein's hand, but did not reach out to take it. He had a very bad feeling for no reason, and asked out of nowhere, "What's in this bag?"

Klein pulled Peeves' head to his mouth and whispered into Peeves' ear, "You'll know after you open it!"

This posture was very awkward, but Peeves did not resist. Listening to the devil's whisper in his ears, Peeves knew that he had no right to refuse, so he took the bag, nodded gently and said, "It will be as you wish. …”

Klein then let go of Peeves, patted his head and said, "Go ahead."

...After sending Peeves away, Klein returned to Ravenclaw Tower. The bronze door knocker asked mechanically as before, "A great black wizard and a great white wizard were born in the same era. Who are they?" what relationship?"

Klein rolled his eyes after hearing this. It was easy for other little eagles to think too much about this question, so he really couldn't answer it. However, Klein had already figured out the working principle of this old broken door these days.

No matter what the answer is, as long as you can justify it, it will be released, so he opened his mouth and said, "It doesn't matter!"

Sure enough, the tall old wooden door in front of him opened in response, and Klein tiptoed back to his dormitory. At this time, the benefits of a single dormitory were revealed. If he sneaked out in the middle of the night, he didn't have to worry about being...discovered by others!

"Ghost!!!"

As soon as Klein opened the dormitory door, he saw... black hair, white clothes, and a pale face under the moonlight, appearing directly behind his door, staring directly at him!

Before Klein could react, he was hit hard on the head!Then I heard a gnashing of teeth and said, "You are the ghost!"

Rubbing his swollen forehead, Klein took a closer look at the person in front of him. He had only been in the dark before, and he was very nervous because of his guilty conscience. After finally getting home, he relaxed and opened the door. Who knew? Behind the door was a ghostly face, staring straight at me...

This will calm him down, and when Klein takes a closer look, he feels relieved, oh~ it's Penelo...

...fuck!God damn Penelo!This is scarier than a ghost!

Klein, who was guilty of being a thief, gave up at the time, and said tremblingly, "Learn~Senior Sister!!!"

Penello snorted, looked at Klein condescendingly and said, "Little devil! Tell me the truth, you didn't sleep in the middle of the night, where did you go to play?"

Klein stuck out his tongue, his eyes wandering from side to side and said, "I...I need to go to the toilet!"

Penello rolled his eyes speechlessly, "You went to the toilet for three hours? Are you playing games with daddies in the toilet?"

Fuck... Bah!Damn it!You're pissing me off, I haven't said a bad word in three years, you little bastard! "

Klein had no idea what to do if he was caught. Fortunately, he gave the stolen goods to Peeves, and no one else got the stolen goods. He smiled bitterly and could only make up, "Uh... I'm constipated!"

Penello was furious, "You... stop being naughty. Don't try to fool around today! If you don't explain clearly what you did and stayed up all night, I'll deduct 20 points from you!"

Klein calmed down after hearing this. He was really confused by Penelo's sudden attack before!

After calming down and thinking about it carefully, I realized that I had driven stealthily when I went out and came back. No one could know where I went or what I did, that is, there was no witness!

And the only evidence - the five spirit bags have been placed with Peeves, which means there is no physical evidence!

There were no witnesses or physical evidence, which meant that there was nothing Penelo could do to him other than staying out all night and deducting some points from him!

After thinking about this, Klein finally breathed a sigh of relief. Although the deduction of credits was quite miserable, it was better than listening to the instigation of the death-seeking system and secretly doing bad things and becoming the Dark Lord. This was too embarrassing. Got it!

After all, he had promised not to become the Dark Lord even if he was killed, and he had to keep his word!

If you say you are not the Dark Lord, then you are not the Dark Lord!

Even if you point at my nose and say that I, Klein, am the Dark Lord, I will not admit it!

Even if I admit it, then I was instigated by the system. It was the powerful system that forced me to become the Dark Lord. I am an accomplice and my punishment should be reduced or exempted according to the circumstances!