My Wife Has Been Blackened

Chapter 13 – Not Kidding

Chapter 13 is not just kidding

Zhou Yanci was the first time a big girl got on a sedan chair for a blind date.

In my previous life, I dealt with neurosis all day long, or I was a nurse or doctor in a mental hospital. Tell me, how romantic is this?

The few times she was discharged from the hospital, the hospital sent three or two nurses to follow her along the way, for fear that she would bring any trouble back.

As a mental patient, it is amazing to be treated like this.

“You are not allowed to walk in front of me, you have to walk behind me.” The black idiot was moaning while looking at Zhou Yanci without blinking his eyes.

“My mother said, my daughter-in-law is not allowed to eat if I don’t eat, and my wife is not allowed to talk if I don’t speak. I walk in front and my wife can only walk behind. If I bought it, it can only be from my Cheng family. Ten or eight babies, from now on you just have to have a good baby.” As she spoke, a stream of crystal clear saliva dripped onto the back of her hand.

Wang’s face was startled, and she hurriedly said: “Mr. Cheng loves you so much, I’m afraid you’ll be tired from walking too fast. Mr. Cheng, what did you buy for this? This is the official marriage of a bright matchmaker.” How ugly it is to buy, although the exchange is true. It’s worthless, but it’s too ugly to avoid Yang’s regret.

Mrs. Wang couldn’t help complaining about Mrs. Cheng, she can talk nonsense in front of this fool, and this white girl hasn’t entered your house yet.

“My son is smart.” Mrs. Cheng took advantage of the time when everyone was not paying attention, and pulled her son.

Usually, he couldn’t learn anything from teaching him, but now he can remember such a long string of words.

“Yanyan come forward and watch your step.” Dong’s heart was full of anger, even the clay figurine was a little angry.

Mr. Yang didn’t speak, but she seemed to be thinking about something along the way. Tuesday Lang walked in front of her, and she could see her son as soon as she looked up.

A group of people with different thoughts entered the main hall. On the top of the main hall, there are three golden characters, Quanfu Hall.

The people in the hall came to the incense, and there was a lottery beside him. There was a master’s signing text next to him.

There are three futons placed in the hall, and there are Sifang Bodhisattvas around them, and many futons are placed under their feet.

“Let’s go, it’s our turn.” Mrs. Wang lit the incense and took it, and handed it to Mrs. Yang, Mrs. Cheng and the silly son. After thinking about it, it seemed too obvious, so everyone simply gave it.

Zhou Yanci grabbed the incense and saw that the three Yangs in front had already knelt down, and the few without futons behind them knelt on the ground. They were all countrymen and didn’t pay much attention.

“Today, King Zhou and his family are looking at each other, and pray for the blessing of the Bodhisattva, and bless the two families to be in-laws.” Wang said with a smile in a low voice, just enough for a few people to hear.

After hearing this, Mrs. Yang only lowered her eyes, looked at her daughter, then at her son. After all, nothing was said.

Kneel down, make a bow, get up, and insert incense.

When several people are planning to worship the next Bodhisattva, bang!

The little girl behind was so frightened that she dropped the stick in her hand, pointed at the big bronze vessel filled with incense candles, and stared wide-eyed: “Oh my god, this bag of incense candles are all extinguished.”

Yang and the others who hadn’t fled the crime scene turned their heads suddenly, and saw that the incense candles that were almost on fire just now were all extinguished in a moment.

When the breeze blows, it also brings up bursts of incense ash.

Sister Cheng’s complexion turned dark in an instant.

“It’s them, it’s them. I saw them put the incense on it with my own eyes. Before they left, the big vat of incense candles went out.” The little girl was amazed, and pointed to Mrs. Cheng who was the first to put the incense.

A group of people looked at each other in blank dismay.

The little novice monk who heard the news took a glance, his eyes widened, and he quickly made a rescue.

“Amitabha, all the benefactors are shocked. It seems that these incense candles are mixed with other things, which has nothing to do with the benefactors. The benefactors are relieved to burn incense…” The monks do not lie…

It is good not to lie.

The little novice monk is also very helpless. I have never seen such a battle.

The faces of the Yang family improved a bit, but they seemed surprised to see the people around them, and they followed them step by step, feeling very annoyed in their hearts.

There are several Bodhisattvas in this hall, and they don’t hesitate at all, and directly take incense to worship.

How do I know…

Just plugged in the incense candle, “Hey, hey, it went out again.”

“Really, right? I said yes? If you still don’t believe me, I’ll tell you that the incense sticks will be extinguished after they worship.” The little girl almost jumped up, pointing at Yang’s group and discussing it loudly.

Ms. Yang swallowed her saliva, watching the burning incense go out instantly, her heart felt cold.

“This, this, is this a coincidence?” Zhou Zhoulang’s voice was trembling.

The Cheng family’s short black legs were trembling, and he kept hiding in her mother’s arms, shouting for fear. Everyone burst into laughter.

“It’s time for Quanfu Temple to rectify. I will report to the abbot when I turn back, and I will definitely rectify it. I promise not to let the benefactors buy fake incense.” The little novice made excuses for them in a serious manner.

So desperate.

People offering incense around: Hehehe…

“Why don’t you offer another stick of incense?” the little novice asked tentatively with a bitter face.

People around all booed: “Up one stick, up one stick. Put another stick up and see.”

Shouting made Yang’s group turn pale.

“No, why did this happen. Could it be that there is something really wrong…” Now even that Wang family turned pale, and always felt that he had pulled a pair of red lines. I always feel like I did something wrong.

Sister-in-law Cheng had a sullen face, and she squeezed a handful of incense sticks, she didn’t care how many sticks she had. Pull Yang and divide it in half, the two of them follow the old rules…

Under the eyes of everyone, kneel down, make bows, offer incense…

Pfft!

Turn off a large piece again…

There was a crowd of people behind him, and there was an uproar. Seeing Yang and the others turn around, the crowd of onlookers retreated several steps in fright. Like avoiding the plague…

“What are you asking for? You can’t even see a Bodhisattva?” An old lady asked in surprise.

This is too nasty, kneel down, bow down, and pour a slice.

If you didn’t see it with your own eyes, no one would believe it.

Ms. Yang immediately changed her face when she heard this, and looked at Zhou Yanci suddenly.

“You don’t believe me when I say it, I, I, I…” I really just want to be safe, and I want the two families to get married and be lucky!

Wang’s heart roared, and he was in despair.

“Mother, mother, mother, I’m afraid… Mother, I’m really scared, I don’t want me, I don’t want…” Suddenly, the trembling and stupid son of the Cheng family screamed, rolled his eyes, and passed out from fright .

I! No! want! marry! she!

It comes from a fool’s intuition, marrying her will definitely make a mess!

Brother, did you make it? Mantian gods and Buddhas saved the rest of your life.

Sister-in-law Cheng hugged her son crying and screaming, and several young monks helped carry him into the back room.

“Here, sister, what we talked about just now. You didn’t say anything about being a sister. You have the right to be a sister and never come. Bodhisattva bless you…” Wang’s face was pale, and he saw the Yang family’s eyes with fear.

Even bypassed Zhou Yanci’s family and scrambled down the mountain.

After 20 years of working in the industry, I have never met such in-laws whom God does not want to see. It’s really going to happen, it’s a crime.

In a blink of an eye, the Zhou family was left in a daze.

“Ha, this is the first time I’ve met someone who can match my Xie family’s misfortune.” The little girl in the back room just standing in front of the man in the black shirt laughed.

The man didn’t say anything. Rather, I think, um, we are all people who receive special ‘care’ from the heavens.

It was the abbot Amitabha who said, no, no, no, donator, you think too much, can you be treated as two people? !

(end of this chapter)