My Unconventional Delivery System!

Chapter 211: Lucifer

Kyle finally got to step inside Hell’s main office, he was about to meet Lucifer, the person that he needed to deliver her order, after painstakingly going floor to floor, he was finally standing at it.

At this point, he wanted to cry in happiness. He missed him seriously, after getting stuck in an abyss, he missed real food. The ones from his inventory are different. He never knew that one day he missed Tohru’s cooking.

He was now at a huge door, with a muscle skeleton at each corner, they look intimidating honestly, they look different from the rest that he encountered before, they are radiating some sort of powerful pressure, if I were to guess they would be at least Judgement level or a grade lower.

Either way, they aren’t something that he could beat for now, without any warning Justice rudely took a step forward and kicked the door,

Bang!

She added too much force that the door previous was no longer intact. Justice just smiled like she did nothing wrong, “Heya! Lucifer, I’ve brought him here!”

Although she can’t see her, she could feel her presence at least, then he finally saw the person that ordered something from the system, as he laid his eyes upon her, the first thing that comes to his mind was, ‘Beautiful,’

One must know that Kyle has seen a fair number of great beauties, even some of them are living with him right now, so basically, the standard of being ‘beautiful’ to him is something that a mortal shouldn’t have, a divine face.

A face that no one could think of, simply it’s impossible to imagine it unless you see it yourself, a face that anyone would go crazy just by looking at it.

That’s his standard of ‘beautiful’ Lucifer was beautiful, unbelievably so, totally different from the image that he had for her, he’s not ashamed to admit that she’s superior in looks to anyone here in this room.

Then Lucifer had an annoyed look on her face, as she stared at Justice and began, “Justice…how many times do I tell you that, no breaking the damn door! You don’t know how much it cost to repair that!”

“Hahahaha! Come on Lucifer! Don’t be like that, it’s not that expensive for you!” Justice shrug at her mistake,

He swore, he could totally see a thick mark on her forehead. After a moment Lucifer sighs deeply, “You’re lucky that you’re a valuable asset to me, or else I’d put you in a dungeon and seal you off from the rest of the hell!”

“Aww~ you’re so nice, I know you love me!” Justice smiled brightly, shrugging off the possibility of her getting locked in some dungeon.

Kyle sweated a bit from their conversation, it was not normal, but then he remembered he was in hell, nothing was normal here in the first place.

Then Lucifer saw Beelzebub and didn’t hide her disdain toward her. Beelzebub also did the same but by a hundredfold, she hated Lucifer that she wished that she could torture her eternally.

She was the reason why she was in that damned place, for millions of years, she almost had gone crazy from loneliness, for that matter she hated her.

Not, because she dethroned her from the throne, but because of sealing him inside the abyss alone.

“Beelzebub,”

“Lucy, how have you been?” Beelzebub’s expression morphed into a smiling one, as her previous disdain for Lucifer disappeared, but if you look closely at her eyes, you could see the hatred inside them, the only reason why she didn’t up and kill Lucifer was because of Kyle.

She restrained herself from attacking Lucifer, then Lucifer replied without emotion, “Oh, I’m doing well…managing hell is quite the job after all…as for you…? I think not,”

Beelzebub’s expression twitched, as she heard Lucifer’s words, she liked rubbing it on her face that she is now queen and not her.

She couldn’t believe that she could hate her more than before, then she began, “Not really…unlike you who sits her ass in her chair 24/7 I have a man to whom you don’t have…”

Beelzebub noticed the slightest twitch from her, then her smile widened a bit and continued, “Oh, poor Lucy…you are probably so stressed right now and no one to release your frustration with~ how tragic.”

Lucifer had enough of Beelzebub’s nonsense, she decided to ignore her, she’s not jealous at all, but honestly, sometimes she wonders why she became the queen in the first place.

True, there’s that highest privilege and all, but aside from that, there’s a lot of stress and headache.

While they are a lot of devils that are willing to please her, however, none of them spark any interest from her, it’s been thousands of not ten thousand years since she last had a sexual interaction with anyone.

Lucifer shifted her attention toward the trespasser that came to her territory, a god from who knows where, she might be powerful but she’s not omnipotent, some things are unknown to her.

“So, I knew that you came to deliver me something, now that you’re here show it to me, what’s so important about that delivery of yours that you literally have to get that thing out of the abyss just to get here,” Lucifer had a displeased on her face, she didn’t like that fact that he took Beelzebub away from the abyss.

Kyle started scratching his head and began, “Let’s say it just happened, forget it anyway here’s your order from my superior,”

Beel and the rest of the devils’ ears perked up, this was the first time they heard about him having a superior, it was always ‘backer’ not superior, its meaning is simply different.

“Oh? And what exactly is it?” Lucifer started to tense, she was getting ready for whatever kind of attack that would arrive, however, it never happened. Instead, a box of every kind of pancake appeared in the hall, all of them were fresh as the space inventory preserves them.

“…!”

Everyone was stunned by this sight, pancakes are everywhere, to most people this sight is beyond the mess, but Lucifer wasn’t most people, to her this sight is similar to heaven.

Gods, she was in love, pancake there, a pancake here, and pancakes everywhere! She had been craving to eat pancakes for a long time now, but she simply doesn’t have the time to make some.

Something instead Beelzebub clicked as she realized something, “Wait…so you’re telling me that you came all the way down here just to deliver a pancake?!”

Kyle looks at her and shrugs, “Yeah? So?”

Beelzebub, her jaw dropped and screamed internally, ‘That’s crazy! You came from another universe and went to this one just to deliver a DAMN pancake?!’

Even devils aren’t that crazy!

Justice started laughing out loud, “Hahahaha! This is rich! Going to hell just to deliver pancakes?! You’re a legend!”

Zdrada laughed along with Justice, she can’t believe he was crazier than she was!

Malina gave him a conflicted expression.

Modues was confused but happy that he finished his job and now he could focus on fucking her brains out.

Pandemonica just tiredly shook her head, she was tired of giving a shit about this.

Cerberus started howling for a reason.

Azazel started clapping at her lord’s antics, she could never understand what was inside her lord’s mind, as expected of a God!

“Oh, pancakes you don’t know how much I’ve craved for you…” Lucifer couldn’t help but lick her lips from the sight of pancakes around her.

Then she realized that Kyle was still looking at her, instantly she positioned herself to save some of her dignity, “Ahem! So, it’s pancakes, very well you’re lucky I have a thing for pancakes, you can stay here for a while but for now..”

She snapped her fingers and the pancakes disappeared from the floor, she put them somewhere safe, as she will eat them later privately.

“Now that you stated your purpose, what are you going to do now?”

“Home, I’m going home,” Kyle has enough of this place, this place is where you would slowly lose your sanity because these devils are hard-headed.

(End-)

Finally, I finished the Helltaker Arc fuck-

Alright, all of my stockpiled chapters are GONEE, so it’s time to start anew.