My Rom-Com System

[User]

Now You Go BOOM

[System]

You hoist the RPG onto your shoulder, the massive barrel pointed directly at her face.

Flames crackle in the wreckage behind you. Smoke swirls around the ruined classroom. The screams of terrified students and the distant wail of approaching sirens fade into the background.

It's just you and her.

Face to face.

One shot. One boom.

Her expression doesn't change. No fear. No panic. Just that same infuriating smirk.

"You go BOOM."

You pull the trigger.

CLICK.

Nothing.

Your heart stops.

She raises an eyebrow. "Did you… forget to reload?"

You look down.

The RPG is empty.

…Oh.

She bursts out laughing. Again.

You grit your teeth. "Oh, shut up."

She's doubling over, struggling to breathe. "I— I can't! You were so serious—!" She wipes a tear from her one good eye, still giggling.

"Big 'you go boom' energy, and then—nothing! Absolute silence!"

You groan, tossing the useless RPG aside. "Fine. Plan B."

You pull out your AK-47.

BANG BANG BANG!

She dodges. Effortlessly. Like she's been expecting this.

She slides across a fallen desk, flipping behind cover, her laughter never stopping.

"You really don't quit, huh?" she calls out.

You reload. "Not until you're dead."

She peeks out, eyes glinting with excitement.

"Sweetheart, I think I'm starting to enjoy it."

She draws a gun of her own.

BANG!

What do you do next?

[User]

I take out my pumpaction in the other hand and then ak47 and pumpaction both at the same time ratatata bishoom bishoom.