Chapter 23 - I\\\'m going to **** you even if I become a ghost
Pei Lu was frightened and angry. He turned around a few times and said angrily to 666: “No, I’m going to log out :
You know, Pei Lutian is not afraid, he is afraid of ghosts.
He was pranked by his cousin when he was a child, and he took him to watch a ghost movie once. He would never forget the female ghost who faced him face to face and grinned at him in the 3D cinema. That feeling was so terrifying. I was so frightened that I didn’t sleep well for a month. Since then, I have been afraid of ghosts.
Fortunately, as a planet with a highly developed scientific and technological civilization, everyone in the Federation is a staunch materialist. As long as Pei Lu doesn’t seek stimulation by himself, he is basically insulated from ghosts and ghosts.
But nothing is absolute, who would have thought that a good cure would still be able to transcend into the supernatural world!
The more Pei Lu thought about it, the more afraid he was. Just now he was only concerned with running for his life and had no time to be afraid. Now that he calmed down, he realized that he was in a barren mountain, the moonlight was dim, and the tree shadows were swirling. , and when he thought of the red-clothed ghost’s sharp nails and gleaming fangs, he felt the urge to pee again…
Pei Lu shivered and said with a cry, “666, I want to go back to QAQ”
“No way,” 666 was also very embarrassed. After being a partner for so long, he knew that Pei Lu was afraid of ghosts, but he didn’t think that the child would be so afraid of it.
“For this mission, the legion has special instructions that do not allow the therapist to log out voluntarily.”
Pei Lu gritted his teeth angrily, “How come I don’t know what happened?!”
666 sighed lovingly, “I received the news as soon as you entered the nutrition warehouse, and I haven’t had time to tell you.”
“…”
Pei Lu wiped his face in desperation, “Is there a tenant nearby that I can borrow?” If he stayed here, he would probably suffer a myocardial infarction.
“…The place where the original body lived is halfway up the mountain.” 666 couldn’t bear to stimulate him any more, so he had to pick up the good news and tell him.
As for the bad news, let the soldiers stop it.
As soon as Pei Lu heard it, he was really happy, “Where is it, let’s hurry over there.” He didn’t want to stay in this ghost place for a moment.
…
According to the instructions given by 666, Pei Lu walked down the mountain along the mountain road. The surroundings of the mountain road were also pitch-dark. If it wasn’t for the full moon, he probably couldn’t even see the road clearly.
The mountain road was very empty, and the sound of Pei Lu’s footsteps was amplified and echoed, as if someone was following behind him.
“666, talk to me, it’s so quiet I’m afraid of QAQ” Pei Lu staggered and started to trot. He was really scared, and his voice was shaking.
“…” 666 was silent for a moment in embarrassment, and said, “I’ll give you some music.” Then he played the background sound of the game.
The explosive sound blasted in his ears, and Pei Lu finally felt relieved, wiped his sweat and ran down the mountain.
Not far from where he lived.
→ Said by 666.
Pei Lu panted and ran to the halfway up the mountainside. There was only a dilapidated temple on the empty mountainside, and there was no residence as mentioned in 666.
Not believing in evil, he looked around, and Pei Lu said suspiciously, “Don’t you point me in the wrong direction?”
Where does it look like someone lives here?
“…I’ll tell you something,” 666 said slowly, “you have to hold on…”
Pei Lu suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.
“The place where the original body lived…is the ruined temple in front of you…”
“…”
“…”
Pei Lu was silent for three minutes this time.
Three minutes later, he seemed to have been numb from the blow, and asked 666 in a deadhearted manner, “What else, you can say it all at once.”
3D live-action ghost movie, living in a broken temple… What else could be more exciting? !
666 thought for a while, but decided to leave a way out for him, and said cautiously, “Why don’t you go in and see for yourself?”
“…” Pei Lu looked at the ruined temple in front of him that didn’t even have a door, and took a difficult step.
It was dark in the ruined temple, and the statues on the main hall had long since disappeared, leaving only an empty shrine. It was impossible to see which gods were worshipped before. Pei Lu folded his hands and bowed three times before raising his feet to enter. .
The ruined temple is a little cleaner than expected, there is no choking dust, and there are no insects and mice scurrying around. It does look like someone lives.
Taking advantage of the faint moonlight, Pei Lu walked inside carefully, and went around behind the shrine, and found that the floor was neatly covered with straw and bedding, and three shadows lay side by side on the bedding.
Suddenly seeing the figure, Pei Lu was taken aback, instinctively took a step back, and let out a short cry.
Someone in the figure was awakened by him, sat up in a daze and looked in Pei Lu’s direction, “Dog Dan? Is that you?”
Pei Lu was so frightened that his heart beat faster, he took several deep breaths to suppress the fear in his heart, and said tremblingly, “Yes, it’s me.”
The figure seemed to be used to it, so he hummed, lay down again without asking more, and made room for him next to him, “Go to sleep when you come back.”
Pei Lu rubbed the chicken skin on his arm, hesitantly sat down on the edge of the grass bunk, the gentle breathing around him finally made him feel a little more at ease.
After sitting for a while, the voice came again just now, “Are you peeing your pants again? A smell of urine…”
Pei Lu’s face turned red with a “bang”, and then he remembered that he was scared by a ghost on the mountain and urinated his pants. Just now he was in a hurry to run away, and he forgot about it. The wet pants had already dried on the way down. Just the smell of urine.
Embarrassedly, he lifted his **** on the futon. Pei Lu’s face was so hot that he could steam eggs. He fidgeted and moved around, not realizing that it was okay. Now that he realized Pei Lu, he started to feel awkward. Uncomfortable not.
The person next to him was a little impatient with his arguing, and shouted at him in a pressing voice: “Do you have lice on your butt? If you feel stuffy, go to the back and rinse it yourself, and you don’t know how to wash your pants before you come back… …”
“…” Pei Lu was embarrassed and annoyed, and he lowered his head as he was trained. Within two minutes, he was raised his neck again by the smell of his pants.
After hesitating for a while between being afraid of ghosts and washing his pants, Pei Lu still couldn’t stand the dirty smell on his body.
There was indeed a big tank with a hole behind the ruined temple. There was still more than half of the water in the tank. Pei Lu was overjoyed. He quickly took off the smelly clothes, picked up the gourd next to him and carefully scooped a ladle of water. .
The temperature was very low in the middle of the night, and in the mountains, the cold was even heavier. Pei Lu took the gourd and poured water on his body little by little. The cold water hit his body, causing Pei Lu to take a deep breath.
Gritting his teeth and waiting for the sourness to pass, Pei Lu poured out the whole scoop of water with a ruthless heart.
Under the dark night sky, a thin black figure stood by the water tank, and from time to time, the sound of rushing water and pumping could be heard. Fortunately, there were no other people nearby. In this scene, if I encountered someone as brave as Pei Lu, I would probably be scared to death.
Pei Lu rubbed his skin vigorously with water. He was a master who didn’t like cleanliness. Pei Lu rubbed his body on his body and knew that the bath would not be fast. Carefully rubbed the dirty mud on his body, Pei Lu poured himself a ladle of water and rinsed his sticky hair. Without shampoo, he could only rub it twice, and finally drenched it. After the water was rinsed off, Pei Lu was naked, shaking like a sieve.
Without a change of clothes, you can only wait for the water on your body to dry. Putting on the relatively less dirty top again, Pei Lu picked up his pants with a look of disgust, ready to wash them.
Without a water basin, he could only spread his pants on a clean stone, drench them with water, and rub his **** hard.
The fine moonlight shone down on him, lining his slender legs.
Not far away, Qu Luocheng’s throat moved, and his body was inexplicably hot.
He found it according to the smell left by Pei Lu. Although Pei Lu was so dirty that he couldn’t bear it, but when he thought of the strong yang energy exuding from his body, he couldn’t help but find it, such a big piece Fat meat, don’t look good, it is estimated that it will be taken away by other ghosts.
Looking at Pei Luxi and brushing with satisfaction, Qu Luocheng silently hooked his lips, his sharp fangs flashing coldly.
This little beggar finally cleaned himself up. If he hadn’t been too hungry just now, Qu Luocheng would never be able to talk about his filthy ghostly appearance.
But…the little beggar was clean after washing, but he was as thin as a monkey, and Qu Luocheng snorted regretfully. Chai is not chewy either…
…
Pei Lu, who was washing his trousers happily, didn’t realize that he was being spied on at all. He hummed and washed his trousers, found a branch to hang them on to dry, and let out a long sigh of relief.
After a big yawn, Pei Lu rubbed his eyes, humming and preparing to go to sleep.
The straw was very dry, and the bedding was warmly covered by his friends. Pei Lu couldn’t care less about being picky. He slipped in and lay down, sighing comfortably.
After a lot of stimulation today, Pei Lu’s nerves were excited, and he couldn’t fall asleep for a while, so he began to harass 666.
“666, are you asleep?”
“No.” 666’s voice was full of excitement, and Pei Lu knew as soon as he heard it that he was playing qualifying all night again.
Know his temperament. Pei Lu simply made a long story short, “…Where is the treatment target?”
I don’t know why, but he was always a little flustered in his heart. When he thought of the treatment target, he had an inexplicable premonition. If he didn’t ask clearly, he would not be able to sleep well today.
666 was fighting with the opposite Gang, and he said: “It’s just outside.”
Pei Lu: “…” What?
The author has something to say: Qu Luocheng: The calf is very long and white, and it is easy to **** 🙂