My Online Cloud Girlfriend

(Translated and Edited By: Nakahara)

Just as Yu Qiaoqiao was feeling shocked, Chen Yan was also a little dazed seeing the Carmine Cayenne Porsche brought by the two sales ladies.

Before they could have a chance to speak, Chen Yan asked with a look of surprise, "This is my car?.”

The two sales ladies glanced at each other and explained a little embarrassingly, "Mr. Chen, yes."

"Before, we wanted you to take a look at the car first, and also to do a test drive."

"But you refused."

“That's right. We wanted to explain, but you didn't listen at all, and just gave me your card to swipe.”

"We... can’t help it.”

Chen Yan: “....”

Then, he continued, "What's the matter with this color? Don’t you have something different?.”

The two sales ladies swallowed their saliva, and then explained, "This color is a special color that is unique to the Cayenne, called carmine."

"In addition..."

"This car is also specially equipped with a Bordeaux red and black [two-tone glossy leather interior]. So...the inside is also red."

Chen Yan: “? ?.”

He approached the car, looked inside through the car window. It was really black and red inside.

It looked particularly festive and feminine...

At this moment, Chen Yan couldn’t help but rub his forehead.

The color looks like period blood!

I know I should have looked at the car but they should have known it was for a man, right?

So they must have assumed that real men like an automobile built like King Kong's bones and the color red that Barbie's use for lipstick!

When the two sales women saw Chen Yan's dissatisfaction on his face, they gulped nervously and said, "Mr. Chen, if you really don't want it, our processes haven't been done yet, or let's postpone and have a look at this one."

Chen Yan frowned, then a smile quickly appeared on his face.

Because he suddenly thought..this car doesn’t need to be taken care of at all.

He still has the [Luxury Car Dream Card], simply buying a luxury car and getting full cash back.

It is equivalent to giving a car for free.

So, since he doesn't like it, just sell it.

This way, he can make more money: one cash back, another one after selling second-hand.

My God. He really is a genius.

Thinking like this, the dissatisfaction in his face disappeared, and he said, "No need. Continue with the procedures. Besides...Do you sell second-hand cars? And if so, sell this car for me."

The two sales ladies were directly dumbfounded.

They stumbled finding the words and said, "Mr. Chen, you said you plan to sell the car?.”

"Sir no offense, but you haven't driven this car yet."

"If you really don't like it, let's not complete our negotiations.”

"That's right. Because the procedures have not been completely finished, there should be remedial measures."

Chen Yan waved his hand, leisurely speaking, "No need. I don’t need a refund. Just sell it second-hand."

The two sales ladies; “...”

Yu Qiaoqiao: “...”

Are the second generation men so rich?

They haven't yet received the car, but they want to sell it since it doesn't meet their needs?

Yu Qiaoqiao's perspective on the world had entirely changed.

Perhaps because Chen Yan's situation was so strange and startling, the two sales women were stumped, and in the end, even the manager of the 4S shop was concerned.

The manager of the 4S business walked over to chat with Chen Yan, attempting to figure out what he was thinking.

Did Chen Yan really have any deeper thoughts?

No. He just wanted to buy the car and sell it.

But his thoughts were regarded as a "silent protest" and a "face slap" to the store manager and two sales ladies.

Well, think about it.

A rich second-generation man who spent a lot of money found out that the car he bought was not suitable for him, and sold it as a second-hand on the spot.

If this isn’t a face slap, or a protest, what is it?

Moreover, if this spreads out later, won’t their shop be branded as liars?

As for Chen Yan's "rich second generation" identity, once he talked about his experience with the store in his circle of rich friends, then won’t their store’s sales plummet?

So while the store manager communicated with Chen Yan, he also called and followed the process in person, insisting to make Chen Yan satisfied.

Looking at all the people gathering around him, a question mark appeared on top of Chen Yan’s head: ‘What happened to these people? Is it so difficult to buy a car at will?.’

However, he is not unaware of the flexibility.

Because the shop manager insisted on settling it himself, he simply put forward his own conditions: it is fine to replace the automobile, but the price cannot be modified, and it could only be exchanged for an existing car worth exactly one million yuan.

However, there aren't many actual cars with the precise 1 million, and there's just one in the entire store- that being the car they brought to him.

And just when they were arguing around the car, Chen Yan glanced at Yu Qiaoqiao.

This little girl, taking advantage of Chen Yan's wrangling. He had no time to pay attention to her, when he saw her quietly run behind the Cayenne, lying on the car glass, and curiously looking at the interior of the car.

Looking at the way her eyes shined, it was obvious that she liked the car in front of her.

Seeing this scene, Chen Yan's heart felt moved...

Maybe he can give the car to Yu Qiaoqiao?

But he wasn't sure if this type of gift he'd offer her, would be considered a cashback category?.

Just as Chen Yan was contemplating.

A sudden "buzz” rang, the sound of his cell phone vibrating came from his pocket.

Chen Yan raised his hand and motioned to the store manager and the two sales ladies to stop talking.

Then he walked aside, took out his phone and glanced at the content.

When he did, a prompt popped up, [Unlocking conditions have reached, game function is unlocked.]

Game function unlocked?

Chen Yan couldn't help but think of the [Fixed Assets] column in the lower right corner when the game was upgraded before.

Was it that one?

He clicked on the game, and it didn't surprise him. The [Fixed Assets] column in the lower right corner of the game interface really flashed with a faint glimmer.

It really is this.

As Chen Yan tapped it, a prompt popped up on the phone screen-

[Players can donate fixed assets to their Yunyang girlfriend. For every fixed asset given, the player will get 8-15 times return in cashback]

[Fixed assets include from these eight categories: houses, vehicles, cultural relics, books, etc. For a specific item, please refer to the definition of fixed assets by the National Assets Management Office.]

8-15 times return?

As an excellent game planner, Chen Yan quickly calculated the mathematical expectation of the [given fixed assets].

If the probability of each multiple is the same, it is roughly 13 times.

That is to say, Chen Yan has given countless times, and for every 1 million of fixed assets given to Yu Qiaoqiao, he can get 13 million in return.

It wasn’t bad at all!

Swiping the prompt message away, what appeared in front of Chen Yan is a list.

The list is completely empty.

It seems that you have to give something to Yu Qiaoqiao yourself before the list is updated.

Turning off his phone, Chen Yan coughed and said, "Let’s stop arguing. I want this car and I won’t sell it."

"Not for sale?" The store manager and the two sales ladies looked at Chen Yan together, a little surprised.

Chen Yan gave a "Um", pointed to Yu Qiaoqiao, and said, "I... uh, my friend seems to like this car very much, so I am giving it to her, so you continue the procedure.”

When Chen Yan said so, the store manager and the two sales ladies were dumbfounded.

They have seen wealthy individuals, but they did not purchase a million-dollar luxury car before viewing it; nevertheless, for this client, when he did not like it and their friend did, he gave it to them.

How rich this person must be?

Just like that, a million yuan luxury car is given away...

For a while, the eyes of the two sales ladies looking at Chen Yan became hot...

Feeling their gazes, it made Chen Yan feel a little uncomfortable...