My New Teen Romantic Comedy Is Worse than I Expected

Chapter 1: The beginning of the end- My new life is worse than I expected.

"What is this place?" I wonder as I stand in a strange space, above me the beautiful blue sky with a bunch of fluffy white clouds, the warm sunbeams shine blindingly on my face and the chilly wind makes a perfect balance so it's neither hot nor cold. I raise my hand in the fresh air to cover up the sun out of my sight, as I look down to my feet I see the reflection of the landscape above me, the blue sky, the clear white clouds, the shining sun and my own reflection. The ground below me is like a mirror, an infinite mirror, goes around all around as the floor of this bizarre space. "Where am I, in the Tokyo Ghoul opening?" As I move my legs to look around, the ground transforms into a thin layer of water, wetting my feet. I crouched down slowly to put my hand into the water; I gently disturbed the water and the wave that I generated waves quickly in all directions throughout the place, disrupting the water everywhere around me and shaking my reflection in the water. It's as if this place has no physics, I mean it doesn't have the physics I know. Below the thin layer of water there is a thick layer of glass, that there is no way I can break. So the reason for the reflection is not a mirror but the water. Anyway, this place is still strange, even after I was in many other strange situations, like when I first got into a different world other than my own.

It was a normal day, a day like the previous day and the day before the previous day. In short, a freaking boring, annoying and useless suffering in my school, the periods were long and… you know, the usual things that they say in situations like this. Oh, I haven't introduced myself, my bad, I always like to get lost in my mind. My name is … well, to my author the concept of creativity is such an alien thing that he didn't even come up with a name, like jesus, I'm the main character of this story, the MAIN character! I'll let it slide this time though, but please come up with a name, even a simple name is enough. Where was I, oh yes, so a few things you have to know about me, before we start.

I'm an otaku. I love animes and mangas, among these, oregairu stands out as my favourite. The characters, their developments, the drama and of course the main character, Hikigaya Hachiman. I love this series, but what I don't like about it is how things happened, and I wasn't completely satisfied with the ending, either.

I'm sure many of the fans would agree with me right now, especially those whose waifu didn't win.

Man, I would like to change that, but I guess it's just a foolish thought.

These are my thoughts with which I walked home after a long and boring school day. Today the teachers were extremely jerks and annoying. "Fuck… why they have to be so unfair, they acting like they weren't students in the past… didn't they hate learning like we did in their time?"

I cursed to myself as I stepped on the road to go to the other side. The light is green, although it is usually not green for long, so I need to hurry. „Seriously, how is an old man supposed to cross the road so quickly?"

I ask myself, although I'm used to it, also I'm used to being green for both me and other vehicles at the other light so I always just pass without looking around. I mean, they surely stop when they see someone coming, don't they?

I wasn't right this time of course, because I saw a bus coming toward me, and it was pretty fast. The last thing I could think of is that idiot who programmed the traffic lights to be green for pedestrians and vehicles at the same time. The next thing I knew was the massive force of the hit by the bus.

Darkness, cold and emptiness like a void, that's what I see, or rather what I don't see. My body is numb like it doesn't even exist. Then suddenly I feel an unbearable pain in my chest like I got shot in the lung. Like a baby taking its first breath… wait, hold on… it's LITERALLY what is happening right now. Yes, it looks like I was just born. A nurse holding me while I'm crying. Wait, it doesn't matter how I cry now.

What am I doing here, I was just hit by a bus, then why? Wait, wait, wait… no freaking way. I can't believe it, I just got reincarnated in another world? An isekai world? This is all that I wanted in my life! Now I can be an overpowered main character who has no worthy enemies and get a harem with lots of elf and cat girls, you know, the usual cliché. A world full of magic and fight like in the animes I watch.

I need to start training and practice magic from a young age to be the best. I have to be the strongest, because I don't want to disappear from a nuke… hmm, that was a familiar line for some reason. Although the room I'm in is quite modern, maybe it's an isekai where we are in a modern world instead of a medieval one. It's a bit strange but I can live with it. I mean a little variety can't hurt.

Then I heard someone else crying or rather screams from pain, and I turned my head in her direction. Oh.. that's where I came from, my mom, I mean my NEW mom. And beside her bed there was who I assumed was my new dad, holding her hand. It looked like she was in a lot of pain. Also, my new dad was in pain from her grip on his hand, but surely he wasn't in that much pain as she was, although it was fun to watch his grimacing expression. Then the nurses said something. I didn't know what they were saying because I didn't understand them. It must be the language of this world, but it sounded like something similar in some way, like I heard it before. I didn't give it much thought, because I saw something between her legs… no, not that you perv, I saw a head, a head! It seemed like my new mom was giving birth to another child. What did you think I saw huh, you freak? Looks like I will get a twin sister or brother. But before I could watch the action further I was taken by a nurse and walked out the room. I assumed that she just wanted to clean me and then she would bring me back to my mom. I was right and she washed me and wrapped me in a blanket.

The hallway where she walked back while holding me is clean and white, obviously I'm in a modern hospital. So I was right about this modern isekai thing. Oh man, I really wonder what powers I will get throughout my life, and I hope I'm someone who is handsome enough to seduce all the hot women.

When I got carried back by the nurse to the room where I was just born, I could see another baby. She or he, (because I can't tell the baby's gender just yet) is wrapped in a blanket as well, sleeping on my mom's breasts. The nurse gave me to my mom, and she hugged me tightly. It's warm and comforting, the way I press against her tit… hey, stop my weird mind, she's my new mom, not just a random woman who hugs me. Still, it was a bit strange feeling to receive this kind of affection, she is just a stranger to me but also my mom, it's bizarre. I need time to get used to the fact that she is my new mom.

It seemed like the nurse asked something from her, because she started talking. Of course I didn't understand what they were talking about, but this language felt so similar. The only thing I could understand was two names, Tomomi and Yukino. These are Japanese names. No way I got hit by a bus just to get reincarnated to Japan! And don't get me wrong, I genuinely love Japan and everything about it, besides the WW2 things but no one talks about it, they made the whole world forget these things with the power of anime and cute 2D girls. I just hoped that I got in the world of magic and fantasy like in every weebs dreams and delusional thoughts. But here I am in a world with nothing like that; I guess life is just bitter. I swear… if the coffee won't be sweet I will get really mad. I thought to myself when I heard something that caused me to break my mind down.

As the nurse and my mom spoke I was able to pick out two things from the meaningless conversation, I figured it out these were me and my twin sister's full names. Yukinoshita Yukino and Yukinoshita Tomomi. I was shocked when I heard those names. So after I came back to reality from the shock; I assume that after I got hit by a bus I got transported to the world of my favourite anime, the world of oregairu. I don't know how or why I got transported, I don't even know what or who brought me into this fiction. But I know one thing, that just because I'm here as Yukinoshita's brother already means that my mere presence rewrites everything related to the plot. Oh god, I wasn't prepared for this to happen, I would have definitely wanted to change the story in such a situation in my previous life, but when I'm here, when I have a chance to do this, I'm not so sure about it.

I mean it's not my job to do it or this isn't my business so I don't have to, on the other hand I already intervened in the story cause I'm not supposed to exist in this world at all. I'm not sure if I want to put extra effort in changing the original story but I guess I have no other choice since nothing is happening like in the original story. I'm just afraid that I made everything worse and I don't want to witness such a bad ending, even the original ending wasn't that pleasant to me so I'm just scared.

And anyway, not that I asked for this, so why do I need to be here? You can't do this to me, world! Whatever or whoever brought me to this world, I want to tell you that this isn't funny. You don't have the right to kill someone who has a convenient life to give them a hard life instead and watch him from above as he suffers and tries unsuccessfully. And I don't have a reason or a purpose to be here. But I had to be in such a situation, of course.

In my previous life I didn't have to worry about my future at least. I want to go home; I don't want to be here anymore. I just hope that this is just a bad dream and I will wake up soon. That would be too easy, isn't it? I need to find a way to get out of this hell, to travel back to my original world. I don't even understand why the hell in every isekai anime the main character doesn't want to go back where he came from. It's a clisé for some reason that the main characters accept their situation and are even happy about it. Although I would definitely be happier if I were in an ordinary isekai world so I kinda understand them. I want to go home!

But I didn't have time to think about this further because I already fell asleep on my mother's soft and warm chest. I was exhausted by the things that happened to me in such a short time, and anyway I'm in the body of a baby who can't stay awake for long. I enjoyed the way how the dreams claim me like warm bla-

"Welcome, little one!" I just got interrupted by a feminine voice, but of course I didn't have time to think because of a blinding light. Again? Like, I always have no time to think about things, and every time I get interrupted by something. So as I said, I got distracted from the sweet voice by a blinding whiteness. Besides, I have huge pain all over my body. I cried out loud in pain, to put it more precisely I just tried to scream, because the only sound that came out of my mouth was some whimper and moans. This is bad; I'm not able to shout, why?

I looked around and saw the hospital room but something was off about it, it isn't the same room I was in moments ago. Then I tried to move my right hand but it didn't move. I quickly moved my head towards my right hand and what I saw was terrifying, I was in my original body, the body from my previous life.

Fuck, why am I here again, why can't I move my body, why am I in my original body, why am I in a hospital room, am I dreaming, was everything that happened just an illusion? Calm down just a bit myself, what happened in the first place? I was brutally run over by a bus and got isekai'd in the world of oregairu, well, to be more specific I was pushed out from my new mother's belly. Then I fell asleep and got here, so I assumed that what had happened was just a dream or something like that and I was brought here, to a hospital after I somehow managed to survive a lovey-dovey date with Truck-kun… or Bus-chan.

"Ah, so you're awake! Just relax kid, don't move. You were a very lucky young man to survive such a thing." A feminine voice was heard, it was a gorgeous woman with long, black hair, emerald green eyes and a rather visible body shape. And on top of that, the most beautiful face, she is definitively attractive. "What happened? Where am I mo-?" Crap, I almost called her mommy, behave yourself! Anyway, I asked her in a weak voice, my chest and lungs, they hurt afterwards. It's strange, I can't move all of my body parts and it hurts when I speak, and I wonder the reason for it.

"You were hit by a bus and you survived, it's like a miracle, that's why I said you are a lucky little boy." She says as she traces her fingers against my cheek and smiles at me like she is an angel or like a goddess. Yeah, I'm one lucky boy to be with her in a room, just the two of us. Of course I'm blushing right now and it seems like she noticed it, and got even clingier. "So be a good boy and lay here in the bed to recover from all the stress you got from this incident, okay cutie?" Oh god, her voice is so attractive, a deep hoarse, feminine voice, just like what I imagined for a mommy like she has. I wonder if she would say yes if I ask her out on a date.

Hold up, stop right there, back to the plot. Even if she looks at me with those seductive eyes of hers, practically pressing her chest against mine, I can't let my lust win, I need to push her away even if I don't want to do that. So I tried to sit up but I couldn't, I gave it all my strength to it, still I can't sit up. "I said relax and lay in the bed, you disobedient kiddo!" I trembled a little as she shouted at me. So she can be like this, I kinda like it though, is it bad to like this? "Oh sorry, I didn't mean to scare you, I just got carried away, forgive me sweetheart." She says as she realised what she said by accident. "No, you don't have to apologise, you were right, I must rest. So don't say sorry." I answered politely. "My, my, so I was right about you, you are really an M." She said with a sly smile. So it wasn't an accident when she roared at me, it was a test! I'm not a masochist, I'm certainly not! Well, because I didn't want to argue with her about this, I just looked away from her face in shame. You can be sure that this is the reason, there is no other reason why I did this, I swear.

"So, you are a nurse, right ma'am?" I asked shyly. "Of course cutie, but you can call me Mommy!" She said cheerfully, which I stiffened, it will be hard not to call her like that if she will be like this, stop it already you filthy woman! "Thanks, but I will call you madam, for now. So how did I get here in the first place?" She got off my chest gracefully as she began to explain. "As I said, you were hit by a bus and luckily you survived it, I'm sure someone is watching over you from up there. By the way, after the ambulance brought you here, you were in a coma for 5 hours, but it is natural after what had happened to you, kiddo."

So I was right about everything, I really survived the accident somehow and got brought here. And the coma explains everything, that is why I saw what I saw, it was just an illusion. I calmed down, everything is fine, I don't have to suffer in that other world then, that's a relief. "5 hours? Then, is it already night?"

"Yes, your parents will visit you the next morning, until then, you can consider me as a caring mother." She said playfully as she giggled. "But I wouldn't envy your mother in this situation." She said as her tone changed to a more serious one. "What do you mean? And why do you sound so serious about this?" I asked her in a slightly scared voice. "The thing is, parts of your body are paralyzed from the neck down."

My mind went blank upon hearing this and an intense silence settled over the room as we looked into each other's eyes. The one who broke the silence was me, with a shaky voice, nearly crying, I struggled to hold back the tears. "Wh-what? What does it mean?" "You heard me kiddo, you are paralyzed; sure, after rehabilitation you might be able to move your hands, but your legs cannot be helped. You're going to end up in a wheelchair." A tear of water flowed down my face after realising what I heard and what it meant for my future. It can't be, no, I'm not accepting this fate! Why didn't I look around when I crossed the street? It would be much much better now if I had done such a simple thing. I'm so stupid, idiot, degenerate I'm so… who the hell doesn't look around when crossing a road?! I think complaints have no use at this point. I want to accept my situation but I can't.

"I don't know what you are feeling right now but I'm sure you are not satisfied with this, am I right? I bet you would want to be someone else, anywhere else but here, in a hospital with paralysed body parts." Upon hearing that I laughed up in despair, it was a bittersweet laughter. "Of course, I don't want to be here, especially under these circumstances." She obviously was right, who wants to be in my situation? I'd rather be in someone else's body, haha ​​I'm ridiculous. Now I'd rather be in a baby's body in the other world than my own, which I didn't want so much, I'm unfairly insatiable, I'm ridiculous.

Suddenly, I felt a great pain in my chest, like someone stabbed my heart. I screamed in pain as my vision became wet, everything became blurry in my eyes as I tried to bear it. I think I'm having a heart attack. It's terrifying, the extreme pain in my heart and the thought of death. "Don't worry, everything will be fine." How can she say such an unreal thing? Nothing will be fine, I'm obviously having a heart attack and she is just standing there unfazed. Ahh, it hurts, it hurts, it really hurts. Then I realised what was going on, she spares me, spares me from an unlivable life, sees in me that I don't want this and saves me from it, I think I am grateful to her. She recognised that I would rather die than live like this, she does what I want her to do. She is an interesting human, I would have liked to have gotten to know her better. And so, with a sincere smile, I closed my eyes waiting for the cold and harsh hands of death. "Goodbye, little one."

I think I am grateful to her, I don't want to live my life like this, I have too much pride for that, so I prefer death. I've always been like this, I never wanted to change things, especially not myself. I've always been stubborn and proud, and I will be even after I'm dead. I know it's not the best thinking...but I don't fucking care. I don't care what other people think of me and I think this is a good way of thinking. Maybe that's why I love Hikigaya so much, we are not so different after all. I think I can't do anything now, just to put up with the now, as I can't see anything and I can only feel the cold running down my spine.

I'm officially dead.

Or I just thought so, since the main character can't die so quickly, obviously. I have too much plot armor for that, I have more armor than a certain someone who eats fingers and uses cursed techniques. What? Did you guys really think there would only be one plot twist? Of course not! So as nothing had happened I opened my eyes, the sunlight almost blinded me. What? Am I still alive? Seemingly I'm in a hospital room so I assumed I'm alive. Hmm, something is in my mouth, maybe a life support machine, no it can't be it feels more… fleshy. Maybe it's that hot nurse's boo-.

Nevermind, it's just Yukinoshita Yukino's leg, disgusting, so I spat it out. Wait what? Who's leg? I'm laying between a sleeping Yukino and her mother, I mean our mother. What just happened now, and what was that? A dream, an illusion? No, I felt the pain in my chest and I'm brightly remembering everything, so it wasn't a dream. Maybe a vision, but it still doesn't explain why I felt pain. Maybe, just maybe, because this is an unrealistic thought but, this may be the only explanation; what if that was my body from my previous life and I transferred my consciousness into that body and I was able to experience what happened after the accident with the bus. Of course it's just a theory, but if it's true then I might be able to go back to my other body. The sad thing is that I'm probably dead in that world. And I wouldn't want to go back to a paralyzed body anyways, I think I'm lucky to be here, lucky as always. Except the fact that I got hit by a bus.

After that, since my mother had a relatively easy child-birth, the doctor released us and after a few hours we were already sitting in the car. My father and mother sit in the back seat while our private driver drives. I remember now, my new father is a council member of the prefecture or something, right? So it's not strange since I was born in a rich family. So as they sit they are holding us, Yukino in my father's hands and I Tomomi in my mother's hands. Wait a minute, as she is holding me in her hands a question arises in my mind; so when I get hungry she will feed me with her…? Ohh man, I can't wait to get hungry.

Cool down your head, that's not the most important thing right now. I can't believe that I am actually in the world of oregairu, the world where Hikigaya and the others live. And not just that, I'm in Japan, every otaku's dream place, the otaku Kaaba shrine, where they must come once in their lifetime. After that unpleasant exchange of consciousness or vision, it is a great relief. I don't even understand why I didn't want to stay here in the first place. This is Japan, of course it will be good, even if the original timeline of the story changes, I don't care anymore. This will be fun.

After we arrived home and got out of the car, I could see a big house with a large garden. Of course it's natural when your parents are one of the richest people in Chiba. The style of the building was Japanese, the iconic, large Japanese-built houses that you can read about in light novels and see in manga. It seems like our parents are traditional. The inside of the house was a bit more modern than what I was expecting.

Then I saw her, the person who I forgot about; how could I forget the reason why I wasn't fully satisfied with the story of this world? That manipulative bitch, the elder sibling of this household, Yukinoshita Yukino's sister, that's right she is Yukinoshita Haruno. That short black hair and those lavender purple eyes, I can't be wrong, it's her. That sly smile on her face, what are you planning you whore? "Little brother, little sister, I'll get two, yey!" She shouts cheerfully.

Oh, she was just happy that she got a brother and sister, that wasn't a sly smile, that was a happy smile. Maybe it's wrong to call an innocent 3 year old little girl a manipulative bitch, just maybe. Maybe I have a problem, maybe I'm a psychopath, she's just a loli. Is there something wrong inside my head? And how did I understand what she said? Did I learn japanese this quickly, is it how it works? No one cares, it's surely just a plot hole that will never be answered. More importantly, I can't let this 3-year-old little girl deceive me, I won't forgive her, and why not? I'm going to tell you, but one thing for sure:

My new life is worse than I expected…

Hello guys and girls, I hope you enjoyed the first chapter of my first fanfic, I know it wasn't the best or the longest but hey, everyone has to start somewhere. I would like to point out that it won't be like an average isekai, but I think you guys could already guess that it won't be like that. I don't want to praise myself too much but I think this will be a very interesting story so stay tuned for another chapter, which I don't know when will be ready, but I don't want to promise any lies. Oh and before I forget, it was my first ever fanfic so spare me from the bad comments, pls. of course, if you have an idea that you think would make the story better, I'd be happy to hear it. Until that, see ya!