My Life in Multiverse

Alex instantly dodged Gauche's attack as he charged at him.

"You stay away from her trash?" Gauche glared at him and threatened Alex.

Alex furrowed his brows and spoke. "Just calm down, you Sis-con. You'll scare everyone."

Gauche began to recite how he was going to worship his little sister with a nosebleed in a very serious expression.

Alex could feel his lips twitching. 'Just look at yourself, dude! No wonder, they kept an idiot like you away from her. What a disgusting face you have.'

Alex almost vomited, his mind wandering as he stared at Gauche.

He sighed and pointed at Rebecca. "Calm down for fuck sake, you psycho. I'm here to meet my friend, Rebecca. I'm just playing with these kids so stop being a third wheel and scare them."

Rebecca was quite nervous, watching Gauche cautiously while shielding her siblings behind her.

"H-Hello,"

"So scary!" Her siblings muttered in fear as they hugged her.

Alex face-palmed and said. "See! You're so annoying."

"Shut up, you little bastard! Just keep yourself away from my sister, get that?" Gauche glared at Alex.

Marie shouted at Gauche. "Stop it! Big brother, stop being mean to Asta! I'm going to marry him!!"

At the last statement, not only Gauche but even Rebecca and Noelle crumbled down in pieces.

'W-W-What?! M-Marry him?!!'

Their facial expression resembled a person who had swallowed a bug, extremely ugly.

Alex's facial muscles twitched. 'Oh come on, little sister. I am old enough to be your dad! I mean, I am young but at my heart, I...'

Gauche picked himself up and then with an extremely malicious expression, he stared at Alex.

"I'll kill you!!..."

Alex could feel a headache by the combo of the brother and sister.

"It's rather noisy out here, isn't it?"

Just as it looked like, the situation was escaping from his hands, a voice appeared from behind.

Turning around, everyone saw an elderly woman with short, light-colored hair walking out followed by another young woman from the church. The elderly woman had a large, jagged scar running down over her left eye, extending from her forehead to her left cheek.

And both of them were wearing nun habits.

Theresa smiled sweetly at Marie and the other children.

"Marie! It's time. We should return to the church."

"Sister!" Marie smiled cutely and ran over to her.

Gauche on the other hand grumbled annoyedly. "Old Hag...!"

Theresa sighed and said. "Not 'Old Hag', call me 'Sister'!"

Gauche ignored her words and continued. "Marie is going on a date with me. Go back yourself, Old Sister Hag!"

"No can do. It's already late so you go home, you Sister-complex Punk!" She smacked her lips in annoyance, berating him. "You're a bad influence for a sweet young child like Marie. Your attitude is always terrible. You have mean eyes and a filthy mouth..."

"I what now, old damn hag?" Gauche had no plans to back down as he spoke, staring directly at her.

"You see? Filthy"

"Shut up and die!"

"How can you say that to an old lady who can die at any time?"

"Yeah, right. Like hell, you will die. Anyone can see that you will live another 100 years, You old She-ghoul!"

"Don't speak about people like they're monsters, you thug!"

"Shaddup, you gangster hag!"

Alex's lips twitched uncontrollably, watching them engage in such a weird and annoying conversation. Even though it was funny for a little comic relief but it was also annoying since both of them were trying to insult each other.

'It is so damn annoying! Was Gauche alone not enough for an idiot that this elderly sister has to be so annoying?'

After a heated argument between Gauche and Theresa for ten minutes, the latter was able to successfully bring back Marie.

Marie was a pretty obedient kid and she followed Sister Theresa, leaving her brother behind screaming.

Gauche was almost heartbroken like someone had snatched his everything as he plopped down in the street, slamming his fist in despair.

Rebecca and Alex watched everything with dumbfounded expressions, their facial muscles twitching.

Rebecca sighed and turned to Alex, asking. "Do... you both want to spend the night at my house?"

Alex smiled and scratched his head. "I don't want to trouble you."

"Oh no, no, there is no trouble at all." Rebecca waved her hand while her heart pounding in her chest.

'What the hell did I just ask?!'

Not only her but even Noelle who was observing them from an alley panicked, her expression very anxious.

'S-S-Spend... Spend the night?!! Like... just he did with... Ahh!... It is bad.'

Alex picked up Gauch, dragging his sorry ass to Rebecca's place.

"Will he be... fine?" Rebecca glanced at Gauche and asked.

Alex smacked his lips with an annoyed face. "Ignore this, Sis-con!"

Soon, the sky darkened and the sun was at the horizon, barely visible.

The streets had also become deserted with all the citizens returning back to their homes to their families.

Aside from some bars, even the businesses began to close down one by one with the owner making their way to their abodes...

Alex was sitting at the dining table along with Rebecca's siblings. He took a sip of the vegetable soup and commented.

"Wow. It's really delicious."

"Isn't it?" One of her little siblings muttered with a bug smile.

It might not be as good as the food made by Charmy but since Charmy always used magic, Rebecca's dishes were pretty great, flexing her experience of cooking.

"R-Really?" Rebecca blushed lightly and asked, feeling delighted.

"Yup. You'll really make a guy happy someday in the future." Alex smiled and he focused on eating his dinner.

"Huh?!" Rebecca was caught off-guard by his sudden comment, feeling her heart thumping in her chest. Her face turned hot, red like a tomato.

Her siblings didn't make it easy as Marco asked.

"Big Sis, are you going to marry Asta?"

"Ehh?..."

Luca followed as she whispered, her words very bold. "Sis go on and jump Asta, tonight!"

"You idiot! What the hell are you saying, Luca?" Rebecca said in a panic, her face flushing from embarrassment. 'Jump him?... Sneak into his room...?! B-Bu... But... No...'

Alex glanced at her from the corner of his eye and a smile traced his face, concealed very carefully.

While they were having fun in such a warm atmosphere around the dining table, Gauche was lying on the ground with a sullen face. The aura around him was in clear contrast with the atmosphere around the dining table.

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