My Gender Bend Harem: Starting from Chainsaw Man

Chapter 40: Chapter 40: My rod can't fit in your cat



Inside the noodle shop, Fami, with her head tilted, reassembled Knife Woman's limbs and head onto her body.

"This guy is really weak, instantly killed with one slash. Is there even a need to save her? Wouldn't it be better to just let her rot here?"

The woman standing beside Fami said.

She was dressed in a well-tailored teacher's professional outfit that exuded a professional aura. Her upper body wore a white shirt with a blue tie at the collar, and her lower body was a black hip-hugging skirt that reached her thighs.

Beneath the skirt, her long, slender legs were tightly encased in a pair of black stockings.

"It's not that she's too weak, but that the opponent is too strong," Fami said indifferently.

Saying that, she picked up Sawatori Akane's head from the table again, took out a small knife, and used the sharp blade to gently cut a small opening on the face. Dark red blood instantly gushed from the wound, dripping into Knife Woman's mouth.

Under the nourishment of the blood, Knife Woman's severed wounds began to heal. She supported her head, shaky, and stood up, seeing Fami and the person dressed as a teacher.

"What... it's you... what are you doing here? Let me tell you, don't think I'll be grateful to you just because you saved me. I don't have any good feelings for you. It's because of you that my grandmother believed in that damned Man's Religion."

Fami ignored Knife Woman's complaints. "Whether you're grateful or not doesn't matter. What's important is that our original plan failed, and now we can only make amends. Get ready, it's your turn to go on stage. Remember to finish quickly."

"On stage?"

Upon hearing this, Knife Woman looked towards where Renji Kuroda and the others had been standing, only to find that the spot was empty, with only six white papers lying quietly on the ground.

"They're beyond saving, aren't they? Trapped by the Teacher Devil, it's impossible for anyone to answer those questions."

Knife Woman supported her arm, confirming it had grown back.

"That really hurt... that stinky woman, just let it be. My grandmother's revenge has been taken, and our yakuza have no further connection with you. The cooperation ends here."

"What are you saying? He can answer those questions. I've repeated it many times, he is a man. But there's no need for that; he can be released in a simpler way. Get ready, the Man is about to come out."

No sooner had Fami finished speaking than a sheet of white paper suddenly rustled on the ground and began to move.

Knife Woman watched the white papers on the ground in shock. Then, a hand reached out from within a white paper, propping itself on the ground and pushing upward. Soon, a head emerged from the white paper—it was Renji Kuroda.

"Wh-?!"

Knife Woman stared at Renji Kuroda in shock, stunned for a moment, unable to speak.

Were those questions really answered?!

The length of the dick? How much white stuff would the dick produce? Where was the dick located?

Were those impossible questions really answered?

It felt like her worldview had been overturned...

Man...

The Man from the books... does he really exist...?

"Hey, hey, hey, is it true, is it really a Man?!" Knife Woman's voice trembled slightly, and her legs began to feel weak.

Fami ignored her surprise, merely reminding her, "If you don't fight back, you'll die. If you die this easily this time, I won't save you."

Knife Woman finally snapped back to reality. She looked at Renji Kuroda, a hint of ruthlessness flashing in her eyes. She pulled off her left hand, revealing the small knife inside.

"Fine! Anyway, I'll just follow the original plan! It doesn't matter to me whether you're a Man or not! I still have to avenge my grandmother!"

A katana suddenly pierced through her head and arms, splattering blood as she transformed into a Weapon Human—the Knife Woman.

"Wait, wait! I have something to say!" Renji Kuroda, whose lower body had not yet completely escaped the white paper's bondage, quickly raised his hands in surrender.

However, the Knife Woman ignored Renji Kuroda's shouts, already half-crouched and ready.

Renji Kuroda knew her move—Iaido.

It's fast; she can instantly appear behind you at an extremely high speed, and by the time you react, a cut has already appeared on your chest.

"Wait a moment, let's hear what he has to say."

Fami suddenly reached out and stopped the Knife Woman, which made the Knife Woman very unhappy.

"Are you serious?!"

"It's fine," Fami replied briefly, signaling Renji Kuroda to continue.

Seeing this, Renji Kuroda quickly thanked her, made an effort, and finally climbed completely out of the white paper, patted the dust off his body, and then asked, "Um, can I ask a question?"

"Ask away," Fami replied indifferently.

Renji Kuroda took a deep breath and then said, "Why do we have to fight and kill? Can't we cooperate sincerely? It was the same with the Eternal Devil; you were always watching me from the shadows. What exactly did you want me to do? If you wanted something, you should have just said so; maybe I would have given it to you directly?"

Fami's neck was always crooked, and she seemed to feel some soreness, so she tilted her head to the other side.

Then, she threw the hat on her head and the small knife in her hand in front of Renji and said,

"Alright, then cut off the pieces of flesh from your body and put them into this hat, and we can live in peace. Your other companions will also be released, and you don't have to worry about stopping the bleeding; I will help you stop the bleeding."

Renji smiled awkwardly and retorted, "What do you want my flesh for?"

"It has a purpose," Fami replied briefly.

"Can't you go buy a limited edition purple pleasure dildo and solve it yourself?"

"It's not what you think, though it's similar," Fami explained.

"Does it have to be this?" Renji asked helplessly.

Fami nodded.

Renji sighed. "Actually, it's not that I won't give it to you, it's mainly that your cat can't fit my golden rod and..."

"—Bang!—"

Just then, a gunshot broke the silence! Renji suddenly pulled out the pistol he had on his back and performed an American Iaido. Fami was shot in the head and fell to the ground with a thud, silent.

Another shot hit the large 'jelly boob like watermelons' on the chest of the woman dressed as a professional Teacher Devil on the other side. The 'jelly boob like watermelons' swayed back and forth for a moment due to the impact.

Renji wanted to shoot the Knife Woman, but she was no longer in her original position. Then, an unprecedented strong wind suddenly roared towards him.

Renji's vision went black. He knew the Knife Woman had already rushed before him. Golden light suddenly shone, and he instantly activated his role-play transformation. The laundry pole in his hand was covered in golden magic and extended outwards.

The next second, the clang of weapons colliding exploded in the air, and sparks flew.

The Knife Woman landed lightly behind Renji, and her black overcoat also fell to the floor two seconds later.

She slowly stood up, the Devil's head with the katana inserted slightly raised, and a hot breath escaped from between her two exposed rows of teeth.

With a tearing sound, a shocking gash appeared on Renji's face, and crimson blood gushed out from it.

"Hey, you didn't hurt his body, did you?"

Fami wiped the nosebleed that had just come out and stood up with the help of the Teacher Devil. The wound on her head was healing at a visible speed, and the bullet embedded in her body was forcibly squeezed out.

"Ugh...! Hah... this... this bastard!"

The Knife Woman whimpered, and a large amount of blood suddenly gushed from her mouth. Immediately after, a black line spread from her waist.

Blood gushed out like a fountain, staining everything around her red. The Knife Woman's upper and lower body began to separate from left to right. With a thud, her upper body fell heavily to the ground.

She was cut into 2.5 pieces.

Renji wiped the blood from his face and looked back at the Knife Woman's lower body, which was still standing in place.

"Hey, don't underestimate me."

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