NOVEL WEB Chapter 68: Brother Yusuke
Yoshiyuki happened to be standing at the door, blocking Erina's view behind him.
Therefore, she had to tilt her head to barely see the scene inside through the gap between Yi Xing's body and the door frame.
Then, he was also stunned.
Because... sitting on the hanging basket in Erina's bedroom was a man with brown hair and wearing a black uniform of Sakurajima Academy!
He drank Coke and looked at the two of them with a smile.
"Brother Yusuke?!" Yoshiyuki finally came to his senses, put away the knife, and shouted unbearably: "Hey, are you kidding me! Why do you smell so much of barbecue?!"
"It's because I just finished eating barbecue! It's a newly opened restaurant and it tastes great. Will I take you there next time?" Yusuke took a sip of Coke and laughed: "Hey, I thought you would know how I got here. I’m more interested! Do you really want to know? Ask me, ask me!”
"Although I really want to know, even if we don't ask you, you can't help but take the initiative to say it!" Yi Xing couldn't help complaining.
"This man is so mean! Is it necessary to keep such a disdainful brother?" Erina pointed at Yusuke angrily, turned to Yoshiyuki and shouted: "Yoshiyuki, go and chop him to death! Don't let the blood splash in my house. .”
"Miss, are your demands too high?"
"I'm so stupid!" Yusuke smiled, spread his hands, and spoke confidently: "How could Yoshiyuki attack his dear Onii-chan? Now, right?"
"Hey..." Yoshiyuki felt goose bumps all over his body: "Brother Yusuke, can you speak normally? I didn't have any idea at first, but now I really want to hack you to death."
"By the way, how did you get here!" Erina angrily took out the dumpling and squeezed it around with both hands in frustration: "Explain it to me quickly! Bastard Yusuke!"
"It's so easy! I picked the lock." Yusuke said proudly: "Are you surprised? Are you surprised? Are you happy?"
"Huh, that's true!" Erina finally found an excuse to retaliate. She suddenly became excited and slapped Yoshiyuki with a dumpling to remind him: "Call the police! Arrest him! This big pervert actually broke into the delicate and lovely house illegally. A beautiful girl’s bedroom!”
"Haha, those prefixes in front of the girl are redundant!" Yusuke took another sip of happy water, looking like he couldn't help laughing.
"What?! Don't you think I'm a delicate and cute girl?!"
"Not really. The main thing is that people can't be so shameless."
Erina seemed to be poked in a painful spot, and she was so angry that she immediately took out the charm, wanting to teach her brother a lesson.
However, Yoshiyuki saw it was a fire charm and immediately stopped her.
"Miss, what are you going to do if you set the house on fire? Use some precise killing spell, preferably one that can easily collect the corpse!"
"Oh, that makes sense!" Erina was convinced. She took out a lot of spells and picked them one by one.
"Hey, that's not it. I just want to give you a surprise, and by the way, I want to remind you that it's time to change to a better security door. Rounding it off is considered kind, right?"
"Can't you remind me in a normal way?!"
Erina pulled out a cruel charm that could make people itchy all over their bodies unbearably, making them laugh for three days and three nights as if they were being tickled by a thousand hands at the same time. She pointed at Yusuke and yelled angrily.
"The thief was caught stealing the wallet, and he said it fell out on its own and wanted to help stuff it back in! Those excuses are more convincing than yours!"
When Yusuke heard this, he couldn't laugh or cry.
Of course, that expression might have been frightened by the tickling charm.
That would make life worse than death.
For example, there is a kind of torture in modern times, which is to deprive a person of the right to access the Internet. It’s enough to make many people’s lives worse than death.
You know, in Maslow's hierarchy of needs of modern people, the lowest level is the need for WiFi.
"That's good. Please forgive me for telling you the secret of how I unlock the door!"
Yusuke said this, touched his pocket, took out a bag of instant noodles, and waved it in front of the two of them.
"Ah this!" Yoshiyuki looked at it and felt a huge shock: "You don't want to say that you took a piece of instant noodles to open this lock, do you?"
"No, no, no, how can I do this?" Yusuke shook the instant noodles violently, turning it into a blue and transparent semi-liquid gel-like creature: "This is a shape-shifter. To thank me To help him tame the eyeball demon, the sharp gun Shimamura gave it to me. It’s the same as slime! Hehe, it’s cute, isn’t it?”
"It's quite cute, but what does this have to do with unlocking a lock?" Yoshiyuki was extremely confused: "Could it get into the keyhole and automatically turn into a key of the corresponding shape?"
"Ah, that's not possible." Yusuke shook his head: "I turned it into a lockpick and then pried it open manually."
So why is it necessary to use a shapeshifter?
Just use a lock pick to pry it!
Yoshiyuki felt that Yusuke's ability to sneak in and pick locks was simply outrageous.
Their security door was already pretty good, but it still got poked open.
It seems that for the safety of the eldest lady, one day I have time to go to the furniture market and replace it with the highest-end type.
"A shapeshifter...it's quite rare." Erina stared at it with interest: "Can it turn into a dumpling?"
"Ah, you can imitate a toy! It's impossible to make it come alive. It can't become something that doesn't exist in reality."
Yusuke Yida rubbed the shapeshifter in his hand and mentioned such a thing.
"By the way, the day I first got the shapeshifter, I ran out of paper when I went to the toilet in the wild. I turned it into toilet paper and wiped my butt. It was quite easy to use. Just wash it with water afterwards. .”
Although Yusuke quickly said it was just a joke, they were still disgusted by the success, showing expressions of disgust.
Especially Erina, who looked like she was about to vomit.
"Brother Tan, why are you sitting in my room!" Erina pointed at the hanging basket under his buttocks and complained, "You even ran up there! That's for my exclusive use! Get off here!"
"It's okay if I just sit down for a while."
"No! You smell like barbecue! What should I do if I catch the smell? Get down here!"
"Okay, okay, you look so stingy." Yusuke grabbed the Coke can and jumped off the hanging basket.
"As for why I'm in this room, on the one hand it's because the decoration here is so atmospheric! On the other hand, it's also because waiting in your bedroom will give you more surprises... Oops, this The bed is comfortable enough!”
"There's no surprise in this! It's just a shock, okay?!" Erina watched Yusuke sit on the big bed and shouted angrily: "Get off, you bastard! No other man is allowed in my bed!"
"No, wait! Is the crux of the problem here?!" Yoshiyuki was stunned for a while before he realized what was happening. He quickly explained with a red face: "I don't live in this house at all!"