My daily routine of exorcising demon love with Miss Miko

Xu Qingyun saw baguettes in the store.

...which is the baguette.

This reminded her of an unparalleled problem: which one is harder, the baguette or the Russian stick?

She once asked her uncle Xu Yezhou (who was of course several generations older than her) about this.

So he told her an allusion: "There was a bread maker in the market who praised him by saying: 'My French stick is so strong that nothing can break it.' He also praised his French stick by saying: 'My French stick is so tough that it can't be broken by anything. Everything is broken.' Or he said: 'How can I break Zi's Leba with his French stick?' The man couldn't respond, so he hit him with black bread and killed him. He said: "There are so many people watching, why are you talking so much nonsense?" also. "

It means that there is a person selling bread in the market. He yelled: "My Daliba is super strong and can't be broken by anything."

Then he took out his baguette and claimed that his baguette was unparalleled in hardness and there was nothing it couldn't pierce.

So a troubled person came over and asked, "What will happen if I stab your Leba with your baguette?"

The bread seller was speechless, so he hit the man with black bread (Leba was also a type of black bread) and said, "With so many people watching, you are the only one who has so much trouble."

"Did the person you are talking about sell spears and shields in Chu State before?" After hearing this story, Xu Qingyun complained: "Can you answer my question directly?"

So Xu Yezhou, an old lunatic, laughed and told another story.

This story took place when Tsarist Russia was still very weak and France was still very martial and moral.

A quarrel broke out between two Russians and Frenchmen who came to trade with China. They all think that the products from their own country are more awesome, so no matter what they are, they have to take them out to compete.

So, they talked about bread. The French said: "My French baguette has the halo of Napoleon the Great in Europe, and the influence of the Champs Sélie in Paris. Your Leba is the Rakshasa of the sick man of Europe. It is vulgar and vulgar. Mothers need to compare, and they are superior to others." Judgment."

Xu Qingyun: "Then what? What did the Russians say?"

Xu Yezhou: "Wait a minute, I haven't made it up yet."

... Later Xu Qingyun suspected that the previous story was also made up.

Maybe Ye Zhou, an old wall lamp, just doesn't admit it.

...And while Xu Qingyun was thinking about this, Wu Nini's weapons had been confiscated and she was put in the most strictly guarded and strongest cell.

The captain of the guard also said triumphantly, "You can just stay here and starve to death!" and then left.

He didn't even untie her shackles.

But that doesn't matter.

After they walked away, Wu Nini listened carefully to the sounds outside with her animal ears, and then used a fierce force to break the chains of the iron shackles.

She then twisted the iron bars and escaped from the cell sideways.

Along the way, many prisoners were extremely surprised to see her. They asked her how she did it or asked for help, but Wu Nini ignored them.

As for the several jailors she met, they were all knocked unconscious by her before they could react.

In this way, Wu Nini went all the way to the guard room, knocked out the guard on duty, and stole the key to the door.

He originally wanted to open the shackles directly, but he didn't have the corresponding key at all, so he had to use his left fist to hit the shackles on his right hand little by little, causing it to slowly break apart.

This process cannot be slowed down too much. Because using too much force can hurt your wrist.

After following the same pattern and opening the shackles on her left hand, she was finally released from the forbidden demon state. She summoned her sword and gun to her waist, opened the small door of the cell, and left in a swaggering manner.