My Adventures As The Saiyan God of destruction

The next morning on Kade's planet, the god of destruction emerged from his chambers, his black hair a wild mess from the intense training of the previous night. He looked around the ethereal landscape, a question burning in his mind.

"Aria," he called out, "Do we have a Saiyan planet here in Universe 14?"

Aria looked up from her scrolls, her golden eyes twinkling with amusement. "You're just now asking me this?"

Kade scratched his head, his cheeks flushing slightly. "Well, I figured it out. I need to keep pushing my limits, and what better way than to find other Saiyans to train with?"

Aria couldn't help but chuckle. "Kade, we've been through this. The closest thing to a Saiyan in this universe is that one guy who thinks he's a superhero because he can do a decent kamehameha at parties."

"That's not the same!" Kade exclaimed, pouting. "I want to face someone who can really challenge me, show me what it's like to battle with the universe's elite!"

Aria rolled her eyes. "Fine. Let's go find you some alien sparring partners. But remember, your power isn't just about fighting. It's about balance and judgment."

The two set off through the teleportation portal, Kade's excitement palpable. The multiverse was vast and full of secrets, and he was eager to unravel them all. His thoughts raced with visions of epic battles and untapped potential.

"Imagine the look on Beerus' face when I show up to the next God of Destruction gathering with a power level that could rival his," he said, barely containing his glee.

Aria raised an eyebrow. "Beerus? The God of Destruction of Universe 7? You're dreaming."

"Hey, I've come a long way," Kade said, flexing his muscles, which bulged beneath his divine attire. The standard god of destruction outfit looked surprisingly good on him—his chest adorned with intricate gold markings, the purple and black ensemble fitting his new role perfectly.

Aria couldn't help but snicker at his enthusiasm. "You've certainly embraced the look," she said, eyeing his gold gauntlets and the flowing jacket with fire patterns that matched the fiery intensity in his eyes.

"Thanks," Kade said, flipping his hair over his shoulder. "But it's not just about the outfit. It's about the power!" He flexed his fingers, and a pulse of energy rippled through the air.

Aria giggled. "Oh, I see. It's all about the hair flipping and energy pulses." She couldn't help but tease him, enjoying the way his cheeks flushed slightly. "You're like a kid in a candy store, except the candy is planetary annihilation."

"It's not like that!" Kade protested, though his grin betrayed his excitement. "Okay, maybe a little." He paused, his expression growing thoughtful. "But think about it, Aria. If I can become this strong, imagine what we could do together. We could reshape the cosmos!"

A sudden realization struck him. "Wait, you know what's missing from all this?"

Aria cocked her head, amusement playing on her lips. "What's that?"

Kade looked at her, his eyes alight with an all-too-human revelation. "I forgot about... you know."

"What?" Aria asked, her gaze sharpening.

Kade looked around awkwardly, his cheeks reddening. "Well, I've been so focused on training and all this godly stuff that I... kind of forgot about... you know..."

Her smile grew sly. "Forgot about what, exactly?"

He took a deep breath, the words tumbling out. "Women! Boobs, and ass, and curves. I've had this epic hot tub at the castle for, like, ages, and I never got to use it with anyone!"

Aria burst out laughing, the sound echoing through the serene training grounds. "You forgot about women?" she managed through her giggles. "Gods, you really are a piece of work, Kade."

The angel's laughter was infectious, and Kade found himself chuckling despite his embarrassment. "I know, I know. It's just..." He sighed. "It's been three years, and I've been cooped up here like a monk. I miss... the simple things."

"Well, if you're looking for a little divine romance, I suppose I can help with that," Aria said, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "But remember, you're the God of Destruction. You have better things to worry about than sex"

Kade gives Aria a slightly surprised glance as he says "How did you know!?"

Aria just laughs harder, "It's not like you've been subtle, Kade."

With a dramatic flourish, Kade yells out to the heavens, "Hear me, all you divine beauties! I, Kade, the God of Destruction, shall fill this celestial island with the sweet sound of your laughter and the warmth of your embrace!"

Aria's laughter rings out like a bell, echoing through the training grounds. "Kade," she says between gasps of amusement, "you truly are something else." She wipes a tear from the corner of her eye. "But, if it's romance you're after, I suppose I can spare some time from keeping you from blowing things up."

Her expression turns serious for a moment, and she places a gentle hand on his shoulder. "But remember, balance is key. We can't let your... personal ambitions overshadow your divine responsibilities."

Kade nods solemnly, though his eyes twinkle with mischief. "I promise," he says, crossing his heart. "But who says I can't handle both?"

Aria rolls her eyes heavenward and shakes her head. "Alright," she says with a sigh. "Let's get you to Sarada before you decide to turn the universe into your own personal dating pool."

With a graceful flick of her wrist, she points her staff towards the sky, the tip of it glowing a brilliant shade of gold. The air around them shimmers and distorts as a portal opens before them, revealing the majesty of the cosmos in all its splendor. The swirl of colors is mesmerizing, like a kaleidoscope of stars and galaxies.

"Hold onto your hat, or in this case, your godly attire," Aria says with a wink.

"Leave the corny one liners to me Aria!" Kade laughs as he follows her through the swirling mass of light.

The dimensional rift closes behind them, and they emerge on the surface of Sarada. The planet is unlike anything Kade has seen before—mountains made of crystal, rivers of lava flowing through lush green valleys, and a sky that seems to pulse with the power of a thousand suns. Aria leads him through a dense forest, the branches of the trees coated with a fine layer of gold dust that shimmers in the alien sunlight.

"Woah, is this what heaven looks like?" Kade asks, his eyes wide with wonder.