Monster Under the Bed

"Tonight was so much fun," Sally said with excitement.

"What did you do?" Und asked.

"It's Halloween, silly. Don't you have Halloween?"

"Is that the holiday where humans dress up and get candy?"

"Yes! We had so much fun. Susie was a vampire, Timmy was something called a Mothman, Billy was Bigfoot, Jerry was a zombie, Jimmy was supposed to be a werewolf, but he looked like a puppy." Sally was so excited she ran out of breath.

"I've met a few of those. What did you go as?"

"You," Sally giggled.

"Me?" Und asked, amazed.

"I tied a pillow around my head, put a blanket around me, and painted my face to look scary."

"Uh, what? How's that me?"

"I was a monster under the bed," Sally giggled.

"Ah, clever. But I'm not a monster under the bed. There's no such thing."

"All of the adults loved my outfit. I got extra candy. Here, I'll drop some on the floor for you." Sally dropped a handful of various candies onto the floor.

"Thank you, that's very generous sharing your horde," Und laughed.

"Goodnight, Und."

"Goodnight, Sally."