Monster Harem In The Tower

Nathan chewed it with an annoyed expression, and—

[Ding!]

You have consumed [Semina Vitae].

You gained 10 XP.

New Skill Acquired: [Semenflora]

[Skill: Semenflora (Lv.1)]

Your semen now accelerates plant growth by 10 times when released onto every living part of a plant.

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"Huh?" His expression went flat. Still chewing, he stared at the fruit in his hand.

Domina tried to stifle a laugh, watching Nathan suddenly freeze up.

"Want more? There's still plenty," she said, offering him a leaf stacked with Semina Vitae.

Livia, who had been laughing earlier, was now sitting down, still holding her own piece of Semina Vitae in one hand.

Nathan let out a quiet groan, still chewing.

"Why do my skills keep getting more and more ridiculous…" he muttered under his breath. "Optimal Devouring? At this point I'm just a walking compost pile, tsk…"

He sighed, eyes staring blankly at the trees ahead, while his ears tuned in to the conversation between Domina and Livia.

"I can't wait to shake it… hmm… yesterday, you shaked it while massaging the tip, right? Did that feel good?" Domina asked cheerfully.

Livia glanced at the Semina Vitae in her hands and replied, "It felt really good… but I'm more curious about the part underneath, the one that looks like this fruit. Yesterday I was too busy shaking the shaft to notice it had such a cute ball at the bottom."

Domina giggled. "We can share later. I'll take the shaft, you take the fruit-looking part."

"For real? Nice… I get to play with that weird ball!" Livia chimed in, still staring at the fruit in her hands and giving it a squeeze.

Nathan didn't move. His facial muscles were numb.

Domina continued, "But I get to suck his mouth. You already did that yesterday."

"Yes… of course. Thank you for sharing. I love you, sister" Livia chuckled.

Nathan closed his eyes and chewed in annoyance. Are they seriously talking about me? he thought.

Domina and Livia looked at Nathan. "Ahh… I can't wait to shake the thing hanging below you," Domina said.

"And I'll play with the part that looks like balls, ahahaha…" Livia laughed gleefully.

Nathan's hand, still gripping the Semina Vitae, tensed up.

Damn it… they're treating me like an object, he thought.

Nathan couldn't just let them treat him like this—especially not Livia, who looked way too excited to molest his balls.

He cleared his throat. "Ahem… Livia."

"Yeah?" she tilted her head.

"You're really gonna squeeze the part of me that looks like balls?"

"Yeah!" she beamed, like she just got permission to play with a new toy.

"…Okay. Just don't squeeze it too hard."

Livia grinned wide. "Ahaha… Alright. I guess playing with you will be more fun if I go slow, huh? Hahaha…"

Ughh…

Nathan choked on his chew. The fuck… he cursed inwardly, but chose to stay silent.

A little while later, Domina and Livia started looking sleepy. They got up and invited Nathan to take a nap with them. He declined.

The two girls headed into the cave, leaving Nathan outside. He kept chewing on the Semina Vitae, face blank, emotions tangled.

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[Ding!]

[New Task!]

[Water the Prunus Vitalis Seed]

"Tch… I really am this tower's damn houseplant bitch," Nathan muttered, standing up.

He walked over to the spot near the river where he'd buried the Prunus Vitalis seed. Summoning the Watering Tool bound to his soul, he filled it with river water and began watering slowly.

A new notification popped up—this time from the Tower Manager.

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[Tower Manager]

Hey… How's your first day as an General Assistant going?

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Nathan stared at the message. That vibe… it was too familiar. Like one of those fake-cheerful bosses who called you "family" while handing you unpaid overtime, pocketing bonuses, and screaming at you for typos.

"Ye.. ah.." Nathan replied flatly, voice dripping with sarcasm.

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[Tower Manager]

Ahaha… hope you're settling in well~

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With a dramatic side eye, Nathan was suddenly reminded of his old boss.

He quickly pushed away the memories of working minimum wage, always getting pay deductions for "mysterious reasons." That life was behind him. Now he was in a tower with two rabbit fighters he was going to bathe and pamper later.

"Yeah, yeah… whatever. I just want to confirm something," Nathan said.

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[Tower Manager]

Confirm what?

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"When I picked up the Prunus Vitalis seeds, they left a trail—looked like a worm's. Do these seeds… move?"

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[Tower Manager]

Of course they move. But don't worry, they only move to distance themselves from the parent that dropped them.

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Nathan gave a small nod, understanding the unique way Prunus Vitalis seeds functioned.

[Tower Manager]

To be honest… things have been breaking down more often lately.

Notifications get delayed and the system memory's been acting up.

It wasn't like this before. The tower's structure is… aging.

Sorry if things feel messy. I'm doing what I can to hold it together.

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Nathan frowned at the screen.

She didn't sound like some fresh recruit fumbling through her first job.

She sounded… tired. Like someone who'd been holding everything up alone for too long.

No fake pep talk. No cold efficiency. Just exhaustion, plain and honest.

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"…She's not like them," he muttered.

She wasn't barking orders or chasing metrics.

She wasn't pretending things were fine while shoving blame down the ladder.

She was doing her job, even if the system itself was crumbling under her.

That was new.

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[Tower Manager]

Anyway… if the seeds start glowing or humming, don't panic.

They only do that when they're adjusting to the soil. Hopefully.

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Nathan sighed and glanced back at the twitching seeds.

"Yeah… totally normal," he said, dry. "Just magical worm-babies syncing with the dirt."

Still, something about her tone stuck with him. It felt… human.

And weirdly enough, in this insane tower full of sexy monsters and sentient plants, that was the most surprising thing so far.